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NaNoWriMo 2005 is over! Nov. 30th, 2005 @ 11:46 pm
That time of year has come again; another November has rushed to a close, and with it, so does National Novel Writing Month. How did it go you ask?

Well, I won.

Hooray and thank god it’s over! Now all that’s left is the TGIO parties and celebrations and reunions with long lost friends and family members ignored all month long. Actually, it’s rather exhilarating once you’ve finished, just like writing that 20 page thesis the night before it’s due, even though you should have been working on it all year. Now that I’ve finished, I have all this energy, and I just want to start something new.

The objective was 50,000 words by 11:59:59pm November 30th 2005. I finished a few hours early and with 10,500 words extra, but the novel is complete for all intents and purposes. It is a finished story, beginning, middle, and end or glorious end. The Dharma of Bob wasn’t a novel I had planned on writing, but it is a finished work I am very proud of. When I was closing in on 48,000 words, I realized I had a long way to go in the story before I finished, but I made the decision to keep writing no matter how much over 50,000 I’d go, just so that the story would be complete by the time the month came to a close. I did it, and I didn’t compromise any on the story.

Interestingly enough, while reviewing my novel for the make of a car I had mentioned earlier in it, I realized I had several loose ends and inconsistencies. I usually plan more when I write, but The Dharma of Bob was written off the cuff whenever I had the spare time. I suppose all the editing will have to wait for National Novel Editing Month which thankfully doesn’t come until March.

To celebrate, I took my parents out for coffee at a book store. They were so cute, drinking their coffee and reading their magazines (animal ones for my dad, plant ones for my mom – completely complimenting opposites). To further celebrate, I will be purchasing them each a high end massage chair to lounge about in, because why not.

Stop reading right now and hurl congratulations upon me. My ego is fragile and if I don’t get constant reassurances from pretty girls, I tend to mope and cry. Send me some love, damn it.

Did you send it? Because I’m serious. Do it. Ok, good, thank you. Now continue if you please.

So, now what? Well, the things I wanted to take from this year’s NaNoWriMo are:

1. A complete work to add to my collection. check

2. Some small stand-alone project that wouldn’t make my nose bleed trying to complete, because it will be done in one month and one month ONLY. check

3. Something to do to keep my mind off of troubles by forcing me to put all my efforts towards something more consuming. check

4. An excuse to be anti-social and angry all the time. check

5. Inspiration to start writing more often and to finish what I start. check, but I have to make sure that I don’t spend too much time celebrating to keep up my work-rate

6. Something to lord over my other “writer” friends who still never return my calls. YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE! I DEMAND BIRDMAN’S CREST! (ahem, sorry, back on topic)

Five out of Six aren’t bad, but I like to be a complete champion!

I am mister idea-man. I have a billion concepts for projects and books and movies and etc, and they keep on coming all the time (despite good taste demanding I take a step back). I also seem to enjoy the company of others (fool!) and like to include people in on my insane projects. However, years of lack-luster attempts and big dreams/small actions have made me slightly jaded. I’m not at all convinced many of my good friends want half the things I hear them pining away for. I’ve always longed for my own little Inklings group, but it seemed destined not to be.

So, this year I had a plan. I was going to make a vocal and open attempt at NaNoWriMo, succeed, and then make a challenge to all my writer friends to join me next year (or better yet – immediately) in a creative endeavor where we actually do something, and not just scratch our asses talking about how we could do something if we really wanted to. Even if we have to wait until next year to get started (although I don’t see why), we could, in theory, get together a writing team and beat the snot out of those Midwestern states next year on the word count total! Boo-ya!

Before this goes too far, let me state that I don’t think I’m better then you. I’m actually not that proud that I won, I am more proud that I tried. And to be frank, it was just fun. There wasn’t any prize money, and novels that were filled with inanity and run-on sentences won just the same and poetic masterpieces. I realize all too well the horror of busy work schedules and time restraints and feelings of inadequacy, and this is not meant to fan those flames, but rather, to extinguish them. We shall be creative because we want to and we can be, and we shouldn’t let the Heel-lots get in the way.

So, the glove has been thrown down. I hereby challenge any so called “writer” that’s reading this to join me in a write off at dawn. Bring a sharpened number 2 and a steno pad, and you best work on that callus now!

See you in hell…
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Current Music: Glenn Miller - In the Mood

The Revenge of Thanksgiving 2005 Nov. 25th, 2005 @ 01:22 am
Listen, it has been rough writing my word quota every day, so I’ve delayed this longer then I should have:

Every Saturday after Thanksgiving, some friends of mine and I hold The Revenge of Thanksgiving, a hideously stupid event where we hang around at my place, eat our leftovers and cook some new things (hmmm… hot apple cider) and watch old corny movies like anything ever on Mystery Science Theater 3000. Hooray!

If you would like to come you need to RSVP because I don’t like people dropping by unannounced like I’m some kind of sexy version of Drew Carey. Also, I have more money then Drew Carey, and a rocket car. That’s cool.

[Obviously I’m kidding about dropping by unannounced, but it would help if you let me know if you are planning to visit our humble convention of fun.]

Um, yeah, so, just let me know so that I know whom and what to expect. I don’t know the movie schedule, game schedule, or food menu for the evening, but feel free to call me or IM me to get information as the night develops. Rides are available if I like you that much.

See you in hell…
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Stats Nov. 23rd, 2005 @ 07:47 pm
My NaNoWriMo Progress
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The Dharma of Bob Nov. 16th, 2005 @ 02:04 am

Bob and Emmy sat on a long hard bench outside a Dairy Queen, drinking deeply upon their strawberry shakes. Emmy had borrowed some money from one of the nurses she had befriended in the hospital, along with her mailing address and a promise to “stay in touch”, so she was treating.

“Ok Bob, spill it,” Emmy said between slurps.

“I was always a real hard case,” Bob began, “always getting into trouble that I didn’t start, always getting picked on, by kids, adults, and it seems fate itself. I used to think I was imagining all of it, but recently I was informed that it’s true, the cosmos did have it out for me.”

“And who informed you of this?” Emmy interrupted.

“Ganesh,” Bob said quickly adding, “You know, the god.”

“Yeah, I figured,” Emmy responded, taking another big gulp of her shake.
The Dharma of Bob

So, it has been awhile since I updated, or did anything for that matter. Let’s just say I’ve been sick. Yeah, that should cover it.

But in other news, I’m going strong in this year’s National Novel Writing Month and have gotten a strong and interesting story, and many words under my belt. In fact, I started this entry with an excerpt from my novel, The Dharma of Bob which I have been working hard on for two weeks or so. For those of you that know nothing about NaNoWriMo, it’s a friendly little competition/club/quest that insane people take once a year. The object is the write a 50,000 word novel of any subject or style in one month. My goal has been to use NaNoWriMo as a tool to encourage, nay, force myself to sit and write and finish a project. It’s not pretty, it’s not perfect, it’s not what most would call “fun”, but it’s… it’s… well, shut up, that’s why.

My novel is about a young man, named Bob, who had led a life of misfortune and bad luck until the day he got into a car accident and was forced to see the hospital’s staff psychologist, who turns out to be the Hindu god Ganesh. The Elephant-God nonchalantly informs him that due to a glitch, Bob’s karma was stolen when he was very young, and that Bob should go on a quest to get it back. It’s the classic tale of man versus cosmos versus inexplicable gods working in health care.

On advice from friends unrequitedthai and shouldberaining and from the excellent staff that put together NaNoWriMo every year, I have tried a new approach that fits perfectly with my demeanor. Instead of trying to start a novel based on a project I’ve been considering for a long while and that’s dear to me, or trying to finish another project that again I care deeply about, I started an entirely new project for this novel. Yes, I know… how “shocking” is it that I would ever start multiple projects in a row. What, me, never?!

The spirit so far has been to write, write, and then when that gets old write some more. Just get the words out, even if they are bad, and look back when you are done. This is actually the opposite of my usual approach, for the most part, but has worked well so far.

Allowing some days for plot development and story design, this is my schedule for the rest of the month:

Day / Minimum Word Count:
16th 19500
17th 22250
18th 25000
19th 27750
20th 30500
21st 33250
22nd 36000
23rd 38750
24th 41500
25th 44250
26th 47000
27th 49750
28th 52500
29th 55250

But I’d like to get a day ahead of schedule soon, to avoid the last day rush. On October 31st, I remember rushing home to get there in time for the 12:00 midnight start point, even though all I got down in the newly created file was “it was a dark and stormy night” and the first few paragraphs before sitting down to actually think about what I was going to write. It was a great start, and I am enjoying myself thoroughly so far.

Well, since I just wasted nearly 700 words updating here instead of writing my novel, I need to get back to work. Plus I’m still sick, but let’s not get into that. Pray for mojo.

See you in hell…

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National Novel Writing Month Nov. 1st, 2005 @ 12:00 am
National Novel Writing Month has begun!

Learn more about NaNoWriMo by clicking here. Add me as a writing buddy, my username is "FG Hablawi".

Hooray for a month of doing nothing but pull my hair out!!!

See you in hell... this time I mean it

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