"On March 12, 2009, an unidentified 45-year-old female scientist from Germany accidentally pricked her finger with a needle used to inject Ebola into lab mice"
Then you know you're having a bad day. I mean, as bad days go, I've had a few really bad ones, but I've never accidentally given myself Ebola at least. (though the coffee at work might work as as an internal disinfectant, killing pretty much everything
Why I start my day by googling Ebola? Uhm. Well, when else?
Pretty fucking horrible disease when it comes to that. Interesting, but horrible. Once again I'm convinced monkeys are evil.
Also, if you decide to read about it like I just did, don't look at the pictures. Just a hint.
No really, don't.
Oh yeah, and guinea pigs can contract scurvy.
What would we do without the web eh?