The Menstruating Mall
www.amazon.com/Menstruating-Mall-Carlton-M
Because, uhm, when a mall reaches a certain age... or actually no, I have -no- fucking idea.
The Haunted Vagina
www.amazon.com/Haunted-Vagina-Avant-Punk-B
...hahahaha! Ah yes, waking up next to "that" girl.
The Baby Jesus Butt Plug (which is now also available as paperback apparently...)
http://www.amazon.com/Baby-Jesus-Butt-Pl
You know you want to see one.
Adolf in Wonderland, a homage to Lewis Carroll and Franz Kafka. Yeah, I bet they (would) feel really honored.
Sausagey Santa,
www.amazon.com/Sausagey-Santa-Avant-Punk-B
"It's the greatest sausage-spewing, elf-raping, zombie-killing, Transformer-fucking, reindeer-exploding, snowman-battling, adventure-rocking, bizarro Christmas story OF ALL TIME!!!"
I can has?!
Otherwise, the "new" fad seems to be vampires in love with mortal women, or the other way around, screwing at night, hiding by day. Heard it before? Yeah, me too. Bored now.
