Went to see a crap band on Saturday night. How lovely it is to see a band who have clearly put more time and energy into their hairstyles than they put into their music. Anyway, enough about that, because I could ramble on about that for about three and a half weeks.
Didn’t do much else this weekend, Ben’s house was empty so we just stayed in the whole time. Waheyy.
On Thursday night last week we had a girly night round at Amy’s. I brought the wine. Lora brought the Doritos, dip and her new “boyfriend”. I put that in quotations because he was more of a “gorilla”. Now, I was vaguely aware of Lora’s penchant for hairy chests, but I wasn’t aware that extended to primates, because honestly, I could have plaited his arm hair. And they were all over each other all night too. It was enough to put me off my Doritos. Actually I am lying, nothing is enough to put me off my Doritos, not even Lora whispering sweet nothings into a baboon’s ear while running her fingers through his back hair.