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College girl #1: So I think I'll just get the whole thing waxed, so that the next time I go, it just won't hurt that much.
College girl #2: I don't get it.
College girl #1: Like, I'll be hairy the first time, so it will hurt, and then when I go back, I'll be like: "Oh, that wasn't as painful as the first time."
College girl #2: Shit, shut up! You're so loud! Now that guy knows you have a hairy vagina.

--Union Square Train Station

Overheard by: the trainman

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Guy: I like it when people copulate onstage.
Girl: "Copulate?!" What are you, David Attenborough?

--NYU

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(cop pulls a drunk hipster chick in faux fur off the train for littering)
Drunk hipster girl: What? I can't believe he just fucking did that! That wasn't even her lollipop!
Drunk hipster guy: I know, man. I feel like such an asshole. Like I didn't even do anything.
Drunk hipster girl: Like seriously, how can he just arrest her? She's a lady! (yelling) she was wearing fur!

--L Train

Overheard by: Bewildered

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Girl: I think there's a pretty good seafood restaurant around here. What kind of fish do you like?
Boyfriend: I really like goldfish.

--E14th & 3rd

Overheard by: one order of koi, please

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Hipster passing large, bald man blocking doorway: Excuse me.
Large, bald man: What are you in a hurry for?
(hipster points to condoms and goes to the counter to pay for them)
Large, bald man: You're totally on a condom run!
(hipster smiles and glances back to the man)
Large, bald man: Did you pull out of that shit?
Hipster: Nope, just having marathon sex.
Large, bald man: I'd high-five you, but I know where those hands have been.
(hipster leaves, laughing)

--Deli, 7th Ave & Christopher St

Overheard by: a

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Girl #1 (in bodega): Oooh, can I have a little taste of that?
Girl #2: Lick my crabs!

--133rd & Amsterdam

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=cellcert&defid=1248554

A cellcert is a concert transmitted via cell phone. A cellcert happens when a person dials a friend and hold up his or her cell so said friend can enjoy the show.

Since I wasn't at the concert in NYC, my friends let me share in the moment by giving me a cellcert.

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Female African American police officer: Don't you remember I was the one who kicked you out of Yankee stadium?
Hobo: I don't recall this. I don't recall this.
Female African American police officer: Yep. It was me. I kicked your ass, I did.

--Avenue Q

Overheard by: innocent bystander