User Profile

Well where to start... I was born in Melbourne, and despite being forced into slave labour at the age of three by some random drunk, who would beat me with an extension chord, I am still here today. When I was four and a half I escaped the plant, in a cargo ship heading to India. During my time away from home I was adopted by a man who earnt his little money by forcing a monkey to play the accordion, one night, soon after being adopted by this man, the monkey and I made a run for it, and headed to the jungle, where I stayed and lived in the wild for five turnings of the moon. The monkey thanked me for liberating him and helped me board another cargo ship heading for Australia. Unfortunately theboat was stopped by Australian Coast Gaurds and I was thrown overboard. Rescued by a dolphin, I was thankfully returned to the shores of Melbourne. After rediscovering my home I was shortly after diagnosed with Leprosy, and now visually checking myself for cuts and bruises is very much second nature, despite it's importance. The money my family spent on MDT to treat my Leprosy was so great that to pay them back I was forced to become a prostitute, being popular amoung paedophiles I was able to repay my debt by the age of 12. Of course now I suffered from many STDs, including AIDS, Syphilis, Herpe, Urethritis, Chlamydia and Gonorrhea. Further consecuences came from one of my clients being too rough, and pulling off my left Leprosy riddled arm. My family taking pity on me, and thankful for me paying them back placed me in secondary school at Mentone Girls Grammar, despite never completing a year of primary school, this wasn't such a problem as my interest lay in arts subjects. Through the school I joined the Air Force, which is not so surprisingly hard with a prosthetic arm. After year 9, my mum moved me to Shelford which was more accomadating for my health situation, many other students suffering from STDs, Gemma holds the record, with 96 STDs scientists discovering 53 new STDs from just one of Gemma's blood samples. I am now in year 11, and things are looking up.