| Merle ( @ 2008-05-11 13:00:00 |
| Current mood: | (scheming (too much)) |
| Current music: | Noir OST 2, "Power Hungry" |
free money from the electric company
PG&E sent me a letter offering me $25 if I let them install a free SmartAC switch. It's a system whereby PG&E, the energy company, can broadcast signals during peak energy usage times to throttle back on air conditioners. Supposedly this will prevent blackouts (aside from those caused by heat exhaustion, of course). It's tempting. I can see it now:
Me: Hi, I'd like $25 and a free switch!
PG&E: No problem, we'll send someone over. Be at home during the daytime for the next three months.
Me: Okay, thanks!
*four months pass by*
PG&E: Hi, we're here to install your free Big Brother switch.
Me: *grumbles "about time" under breath* Excellent!
PG&E: Would you point us towards your thermostat?
Me: Oh, I don't have one.
PG&E: What?
Me: I just use fans and windows.
PG&E: No air conditioner?
Me: I like to think of it as an inexpensive air conditioner.
Me: The switch will make an interesting wall hanging anyway. So where's my $25?
PG&E: ...