it's pollutin' time!
Hey, it's no longer Earth Day. We're all free to start polluting again!

At least until International Day for the Preservation of the Ozone Layer. What a dorky name. Does everything have a holiday already? If so, I would like to know when International Worship merle_ Day is. I could wander the streets berating people for not prostrating themselves or showering me with money (bills, please, no coins).

If no such day exists, when should it be? January 1st comes to mind. Nothing important happens then, and I can pretend know that the fireworks at the beginning of the day are a celebration of me.