RADIO MARYJKA - MINSK TOTALITARIAN TOUR. CALL NOW!

01:54 pm - MINSK TOTALITARIAN TOUR. CALL NOW!

Нядаўна бачыла амэрыканца, які прыехаў у Менск і вельмі зьдзіўляўся, калі яму казалі, што ў нас - таталітарная краіна. Гэта няправільна. Трэба падкрэсьліваць нашыя асаблівасьці, а не хаваць іх ад замежных наведнікаў. Таталітарызм - тая фішка, якая дапаможа нам разьвіць турызм за кошт прыцягненьня багатых замежнікаў. Вось прыкладная распрацоўка таталітарнага тура па Беларусі. (Памылкі ў ангельскай мове ласкава прашу папраўляць).

Admiring extreme but bored with Africa safaris? Already been to Ciapas, Mexico drinking holly Coca-cola with Zapata partisans and want something fresh? Our totalitarian tour to the last dictatorship of Europe is what you seeking! For just $1000 (plus $50 for visa) you’ll experience risking by your freedom and human rights. Surviving is guaranteed.

THE PROGRAM OF OUR TOUR

Day 1:
The day before - arriving to Warsaw airport. Arriving to Belarus via train through Brest. Watching your wagon being lifted to the air and its wheels being removed. You will realize that from this moment you are on different track. Strict supervision by custom officers. Arriving to Minsk, staying and breakfast at “Zvyazda” hotel * (47, Gazeta Zvyazda Avenue).

Exciursion from the railway station along former Stalin Aveniue – UNESCO memorial of totalitarian architecture. Visits to the offices of forbidden newspapers, NGOs and politic parties, situated around the Avenue.



Lunch at "Stolovaya #115" – the restaurant of Minsk plant of October Revolution (17, Kastrychnitskaya St.).

Excursion to Shabany – industrial suburb of Minsk. Meeting with young unemployed persons zombied by Lukashenko’s ideology.


Evening: photo session in front of the Residence of the President (38, K. Marksa St). Meeting with security of Lukashenko zombied by his ideology and further with zombied army forces.

Night at Akrestsina prison.

Attention: be ready that your cameras may be confiscated!

Day 2:
Morning with Mrs Embassador of USA. Breakfast at the Embassy of USA (46, Staravilenskaya St.).

Excursion to Dzyarzhynava – the ancestral mansion of Felix Dzerzhinskij, now – summer residence of Belarusian KGB.

Lunch at KGB hotel.

On the way back to Minsk – picnic with samogon at a typical Belarusian village. Talking to peasants zombied by Lukashenko’s ideology.

Evening in an underground place with Free Theater forbidden by a “bloody regime”. Watching an anti totalitarian play. Meeting with army forces zombied by Lukashenko’s ideology.

Evening with Mrs. Embassador of USA.


Late in the evening – watching the symbol of contemporary Belarus – The National Library illumination.


Nigth at “Zvyazda” hotel *.

Day 3:
Breakfast at “Zvyazda” hotel *.
Free time for shopping at the main totalitary designed stores GUM, TsUM.

Lunch at Macdonald’s-Bangalor (63, Surhanava St.).

Exursion to the house were the murder of JFK Lee Harvey Oswald lived during his staying in Minsk (2, Kamunistychnaya St). Excursion to the “Horizont” plant (7, Krasnaya St.) were he worked. Meeting with workers zombied by Lukashenko’s ideology.

Evening: Beer-party in a Soviet-style yard in the center of Minsk with free Belarusian students of forbidden schools and universities. Extreme drawinf of protest graffities on the walls. Meeting with army forces zombied by Lukashenko’s ideology. Night at Akrestsina prison.

Days 4-5:
Late morning with Mrs. Embassador of USA.

Lunch at the Embassy of USA.

Leaving for Vilnius by train from the main Railway Station. Strict supervision by custom officers. Weekend at free country. Flying home from the Vilnius airport safe&sound.

Call now, order the tour and get the postcard with smiling Lukashenko as a gift!

Background: Belarus - the small country in the center of Europe (pop. 10 mln). More than For already 13 years it is ruled by the strict dictator Alexander Lukashenko. Almost 83% of Belarusian people are zombied by his ideology.