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| User: | makeitelectric_ (1756730) One of these days...
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| Name: | Brandon | |||||||
| Location: | Watervliet, Michigan, United States | |||||||
| Birthdate: | 1988-02-12 | |||||||
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| AOL IM: |  ihavenocheeseass (Add Buddy, Send Message) | |||||||
| Bio: | I am afraid of horses. Very afraid. Just look at them. They're huge. Like, if one wanted to, it could just stomp the fuck out of me, and it's not like I could fight back or something. I mean, it's a goddamn horse, forchristssakes. It's huge! That's not what really freaks me out about horses, though. What scares me is their mouths. I know horses don't eat meat, and they're supposed to be nice and friendly and all that, but any time I'm near a horse, I'm always worried it will try to bite my face off. With those teeth, and the way they move their lips, it looks like they could. It looks like they want to. And I like having my face. Not having my face doesn't sound like fun. Plus, the whole process of removing it sounds rather painful. I'm not so afraid of horses that I won't go near one, though. It's just that whenever I'm near one, the thought that it may bite my face off at any moment always lingers in the back of my mind. And it worries me. On a more serious note, the one thing in life that really scares me, that absolutely terrifies me, is the thought that I may never find that one person that I'm meant to be with. Or that if I do, I'll somehow fuck it up. I'd say that those two things give a pretty good idea of the kind of person I am. | |||||||
| Interests: | 43: acting, anti-anti-drugs, being bitten, breaking it down, buddhism, civil disobedience, comedy, deism, doing the bump, doing the robot, drawing, drinking from the carton, eating, freedom of choice, freedom of speech, getting funky, hating alarm clocks, humor, if jesus pooped, if robots do it, lethologica, mcdonalds playplaces, minimalism, monty python, movies, music, not the telephone, philosophy, pirates, psychology, randomness, saying the unthinkable, simplicity, tae kwon do jesus, taking off my pants, talking like a pirate, teleporting, the stupid show, thinking the unsayable, unrealistic romanticism, violent mastication, watervliet, wearing my thinking cap | |||||||
| Schools: | None listed | |||||||
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| Friend of: | 12: __love_as_arson, ashleyseymour, cheeseass, crufix, crystalcollins, gfc, hey_romantica_, imbeingwatched, solarblue, undercoverninja, vash9607, winter_carnage | |||||||
| Member of: | 1: funpants | |||||||
| Account type: | Basic Account | |||||||
