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[07 Dec 2009|09:47pm]
i dont remember the last time someone telling me they dont wanna chill could instantly kill my mood...
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[02 Dec 2009|04:29am]
whats up with chicks and wanting to make out for an hour before we leave eachothers presence? am i just so wrapped up in myself to where i dont understand it, or am i not talking to the right person? i dunno...

i do know i have carpet burns though... that kinda sucks....
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[17 Sep 2009|02:51am]
so i just got a new job 2 weeks ago and im already looking for a new one... 2 weeks in and theyre already going back on promises. i was promised 35 hours a week and they only have me up for 3 shifts next week... thats only 15 hours... i hate this shit... i really need a career.
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[09 Sep 2009|02:16am]
today i set a fryer at work on fire and i lied about the reason so i wouldnt lose my job

on sunday i played a battle of the bands for a great prize and lost because the systems bias

i got a new job last tuesday at chilli's

i quit my job at ruby tuesday the thursday before last... 3 other people, including an assistant manager, quit immediately after me

thats the past two weeks of my life... boreing... that right there defines my life... i think im FINALLY ready to get into a relationship... ive been out of it for so long i think ive forgotten how the game works. all i know how to do is hook up, and thats not going to help out to much.
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[28 Aug 2009|08:04pm]
i quit my job today...
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[10 Jul 2009|04:50am]
i am soooo tired of my republican room mate who sucks off of mommy and daddys tits... he just told me he wont take a job that pays under $15 an hour but hes also been unemployed for the past year. imm moving back in with my parents at the end of the month and i cant be happier... at least my other republican room mate works for a living and i can actually respect his thoughts and ideas. this guy just sucks the tit that his parents built up for him. SERIOUSLY he has no idea whats going on in the world around him.... i HATE people who are set up forever.
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[28 Jun 2009|05:22am]
seriously... how do you go from the ghost of the house to titties to snorting coke in high school, to stupid inventions that you came up with to drawings of cars you designed all in a 15 minute span... i think my room mate is half retarded.
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[13 Jun 2009|02:05am]
sooo my room mate has a tendency to stand in my room and babble about stupid shit that i dont care about. he just got done telling me about how hed eat this girls butt after she took a shit. now hes talking about bull dikes. yes... he's talking to me as im typing this... its kinda annoying.
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[09 May 2009|02:12am]
If A is a success in life, then A equals x plus y plus z. Work is x; y is play; and z is keeping your mouth shut. -Einstein
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[06 May 2009|03:08am]
moved out on tuesday... broke by friday. got to get used to this sort of thing... whatevs... ive already made my place here. shits goin pretty smooth. i have a new sense of confidence now that im not living with my parents anymore.
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quote of the day [25 Apr 2009|04:10am]
"Why are women and gay guys deciding who sexy women are!? shouldnt straight guys be decideing who are the sexy women?! WHY ARE PEOPLE WHO ARE NOT ATTRACTED TO SEXY WOMEN DECIDING WHO ARE THE SEXY WOMEN!?" -- stanburdman
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[22 Feb 2009|03:22am]
sugar land cops are awesome! seriously every time ive been in an altercation with them theyve been so amazing.
so tonight i was at dennys and as me and my friends were walking in some bro dudes started talking shit. my friend scott asked them what the deal was and they just kept on running their mouths. their waitress walked up and told them they had to leave. seconds later one of the guys ran up and slapped scott in the face from behind, then again as scott stood up. the guys run out and we didnt go outside because scotts about to join the fire dept and the last thing he wants is trouble.
cops roll up... none of the people who ran out managed to get a license plate number. since we were scotts friends they needed to see our ids and guess what... i have a warrent in harris county. the cheif shows up and hes like "fuck it if they dont confirm it in 5 minuets, we're out of here."
we hang out and chat with the cops outside for much longer than 5 min then go back in... about ten min later the cheif comes up to me and says "buy a lottery ticket... todays your lucky day... in your best interest you should get out of here before hpd comes looking for you."
thats exactly what i did. avoiding jail is awesome.
but seriously the whole time they were holding me there they didnt treat me like a criminal... they were completely cool and let me go about everything like i was completely innocent. the warrent was just for speeding in a school zone, but still they didnt know that... they just knew i had a warrent.
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[19 Feb 2009|03:29am]
i hung out with zach tonight. for the first time in about 3 years. i held so many resentments against him, but shit.... theyre all gone. he is my brother.. maybe not blood but for some reason he will always have a significant role to play in my life. when he left tonight it just reminded me of when he left last time, 4 years ago, when he moved to Washington. it fucking sucked, but hell be back in a few months for good. at least, hell be in austin, in driving distance.
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[06 Feb 2009|04:58am]
i had sex with a super hero last night... seriously.
after we did the dirty she went out of her way to tell me... ok... ill quote her...

super hero: "so one night, back when i was 14 or 15, god appeared to me on my tv"
me: "oh yeh? what happened?"
super hero: "he told me i had super powers and the i had to use them to show people toward the right direction in life"
me: "......."
superhero: "yeah if you know me you straight.... im kinda LIKE A SUPER HERO"

i hope my misfortune entertained you. strangely... the sex wasnt that great... defiantly not what id expect from a super hero.
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[26 Jan 2009|02:54pm]
i had this really fucking weird vivid dream last night. it seemed so real and it was fucking insanely bizzare. so there was a zombie epidemic. and like everyone around me was getting turned. i was also on like a beachfront resort with my family. anyways throughout most of the dream im running around the resort trying to get away from the zombies. eventually i jump in the pool cuz zombies cant swim. then the zombies zombified the water so the water came to life and started comming after me. somehow i heard zombified water only works when the waters shallow so i meet up with my sister and we jump in the ocean. for some reason though, the tides all fucked up and the water keeps comming and going. the zombie water ends up getting my sister and i run to a hardware store or something to look for any kind of weapon. i end up with this huge hammer and i start swinging but it does nothing. eventually i gave up and was turned, then reeked a little havoc before the dream ended. it was weird because even with the nature of this dream it was far from a nightmare. fucking dead chick butt fuck massacre
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[11 Jan 2009|02:33am]
so i decided to go back in time and listen to the last few remaining nu metal cds i had in my childhood and i must say the first machine head cd "burn my eyes" is still fucking brutal... well at least about half of it.
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[08 Dec 2008|02:08pm]
gotta stay away from the vodka.. bad things come with the vodka.
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[09 Nov 2008|01:46pm]
im too nice. there was a period of time when i was a pretty big ass. i think those days are coming back around. seriously though. im tired of people taking advantage of me. its not happening anymore.
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[28 Sep 2008|03:31am]
sit back and examine what and who it is that you associate with. does it put a smile to your face? thats what i was thinking tonight, and yes my freinds are the fucking shit, but this scene isnt. generally speaking, fuck punk rock. i guess i have alot of balls saying that, considering im in a punk rock band, but the group involved is nothing but childish, immature motherfuckers who seriously enjoy fucking things up for everyone else. how do you go home at night and sleep well knowing that you fucked up everyones night, AND THEN wake up the next day and do it again. thats all ive seen, generally speaking of coarse, in this scene... there are some exceptions, but few and far between.

punk to me is standing up for what i believe in despite what im up against and for fighting for what you know is right when shits obviously fucked up in the world. NOT FOR BEING A DRUNKEN ASS. generally speaking though... all i see are drunken asses.
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[21 Sep 2008|04:03am]
i hate my job...
the past week has been the most stressful week of my life.
all these people who have no power wanna go out and eat.
i hate it.
not them, just the situation.
but... i have sundays off for band practice.
thank fucking god for band practice.

and oh yeah

No Inbetween

September, 27 2008 at Buffalo Fred’s Ice House
2708 N Shepherd Dr, Houston, Texas 77008
Cost :

With: Deathbed Repentance & The Ghost Storys

i dont think theres cover...
bring your own liquor cuz they only sell beer and mixers

www.myspace.com/noinbetweenmusic
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