Sing Me Spanish Techno

you do it for your baby love, your baby love

2008-07-29T15:06:11Z

last weekend, woof crawled onto my lap, licked my mouth then said he was a puppy. WOOF.
puppy love?
i miss him, a lot, weird.

Nova Heart

2008-04-03T06:46:32Z

My flight is in 18 hours and I have not begun packing, how do you even start packing for a trip that is so long?
How many bras should I bring? How many sets of clothes is too much?
All I've done is transfer some of my soaps and misc products that were in big bottles/containers into other medium sized bottles.
Oh the perils of packing, EGAD!

Baby be-bop

2008-03-03T02:23:33Z

Today I saw this maid walking a Black Labrador with fucking giant Testicles.
HUGE, they were some serious huge genitals.

lineofbestfit_ @ 2008-01-24T14:28:00

2008-01-24T06:29:42Z

I turn as vomit explodes from my mouth. Someone is there with a kidney dish, but I overshoot and hear liquid splash across the floor, splattering against the wall. Hear it, because my eyes are squeezed shut. I vomit again and again, until there is nothing left. Despite this, I remain doubled over and heaving until I wonder if it’s possible to turn inside out.

Equator equator, you said you'd meet me there

2007-12-26T01:48:17Z

One of my "colleagues" was dumb enough to flush one of the dead fish down the toilet bowl.
The thing is, the fish was pretty big, like a supersized gold fish.
Now the toilet bowl has chocked, and I've got to source for a plumber to unclog the shitcontraption.
Fool.

Never should have called but my heads to the wall and I'm lonely.

2007-11-08T15:16:28Z

God speed all the bakers at dawn may they all cute their thumbs,
and bleed into their buns 'till they melt away.

Interworld

2007-08-01T05:55:07Z

And the smells! I was staggered by a searingly intense whiff of peppermint, followed by the smell of hot copper. Most of them I couldn’t identify. A hefty portion of the sights, sounds and smells were synesthetic—I could hear colours, could see tastes. Old Mr. Telfilm down the street claimed to by synethetic, and was constantly telling anyone who would listen about how sharp the sky smelled or how the taste of pasta was turquoise and sounded C flat.

there is beauty in the break down

2007-02-27T14:22:00Z

past few days have been real trash, gathering(s) with the bloodclub warriorpanlubberxz nat'sgrowingupboy were/was great, but i still fell like S H I T.
don't get me wrong, i still adore the bf and all, but things have been a bit rough/tough for me lately.
i have spent the last half an hour trying to recall my friendster password but i can't, for the life of me, recall it, wtfbbq.
so i clicked "forgot password" but i haven't received the email prompt yet, sheesh.

can't wait for stayla to come back from the 'third world', chicken and mambo ok.

today, i sat outside the library and waited for the classmates as they had econs, with an hour to kill, i whipped out the spiffy ipod and decided to watch the cooler. halfway thru the movie, william macy and maria bello started getting it on, and i was super appalled (the area was pretty crowded), female breasts on my ipod outside the school library, i tried to forward the video, but apparently the sex scene was pretty long so despite forwarding the video, it was still in the same scene. people who might have seen me probably think i was watching porn in school, omgkbkb. a bit paiseh, but damn funny ok.

too many heartaches in one lifetime ain't good for me

2007-02-22T14:46:45Z

I ain't no vision, I'm the girl
who loves you inside and out
Backwards and forwards with my heart hanging out
I love no other way
What are we gonna do if we lose that fire?

thinks shes got it all thinks shes got it all, i don't want to be the one to tell her that she don't

2007-02-13T14:48:40Z

tomorrow is valentines day, i don't usually embrace this insincere over commercialised fake ass event, but i guess not being in the lonely hearts club anymore has changed things for me. i am, however, still one of those idiots who insist that valentines day was created for hallmark.
anyway, i'm still not going to do some romantic roMYASSnce shyt. we be going swimming tomorrow at the country club. nothing romantic about that, just the way i like it.
MM, SM,IWYTGMNNN.

like a fat kid loves cake.

2007-01-28T15:58:02Z

congratulations to california and peterpan, dont hanky panky too much ok.

oh! miumiu wallet. bf's going to chip in to get me my miu miu wallet!
had a great day today.

the air conditionings gone nuts, oh well.

so give me your hand, and lets jump out the window

2007-01-25T16:44:03Z

this arrived in the mail today, a gift from the boyfriend, i love.
oh brolly!

kissing in the grass

2007-01-21T19:09:04Z

ok, so i can't wait to get hold of wincing the night away.
stayed over at the bfs place on thursday night and we skipped school on friday, stayed over again on friday night, spent the whole day with him on saturday and then went for dinner with his family. i would have thus effectively spent 67 hours earnestly unseperated from him. and he came over today.
we're putting money away to travel, so eggciting yo.
on saturday, the bf gave me his ipod and his cardigan, but i'm no goldigger ok.
i am too stoked for multiple personalities disorder. being too eggcited hardly does one any good.
recently stumbled upon a certain 'punani', i am definately turned off.
pe tomorrow, SHIT.

he felt like a man who, chasing rainbows, has had one of them suddenly turn and bite him on the leg.

2007-01-16T10:17:26Z

got tickets to multiple personalities disorder a few days back. eggcited eggcited.
the shins all day = a good day
i think i've listened to the cd six times today.
have been home all day stuck doing english.
after i master all this shit, nobody's going to be able to mess with my intellect hokay. (or so i hope)
-
I knew the worthless dregs we are,
The selfless, loving saints we are,
The melting, sliding dice we've always been.

yummy donuts

2007-01-16T07:30:11Z

i need a pair of diesel oyama shorts, pronto. sex on legs yo.

oh what became of the likely lads, oh what became of the dreams we had?

2006-12-24T00:23:33Z

the past 24 hours or so were horrible horrible, the day just got worse-r and worse-r.
its 8am, i have to get up at 9am and i haven't slept a minute.
i fed the cats just now, i've missed them.
for 2007, i resolve to save money. oh what a cliche-d resolution right, just shut up.
i need to stop feeling so pissy. i tell you. sleep is sacred ok. if people would just stop interrupting my sleep, i swear i would be three times more amiable.

here is a long overdue photo from halloween, sry yoz.

come disconnect the dots with me poppet

2006-12-12T19:01:02Z

had the LOVER over for an unofficial extended family dinner today. dinner was good.
did i mention my brother received a trophy with a warrior on it? HOHO.
i am going to watch jack and the beansprout tomorrow, YIP.
if i can find the time, i shall plan an elaborate elope-for-four-days event. i need another holiday, pronto.

take a step to the discotheque

2006-12-09T05:50:10Z

ogay, so my lover (oups.) is coming back tonight at 2am, i am so so stoked.
omgwtfbbq, cinhui's friend apple is so cute. i just want to jump on her, or maybe not. (strictly cause that would be wrong on so many counts, plus she'd prolly push me away)
after getting home last night, i sat on the floor in my underwear for the longest time possible, a bit too lazy to bathe.
i just got some devine revelation, i when i say just i do mean JUST. due to the fact that i do have a relatively excess amount of cash now, i am going to see if i can afford a trip to bangkok or a nearby country.
yozzer, imma off to check airticket prices now, SIA is the way to go man, i am obsessed with krisflyer miles.

This Is How We Walk On The Moon

2006-12-08T07:19:15Z

my flight arrived in singapore around 10.30pm on the 5th of december, and i rushed home to put down my luggage and change, and set off for the marriot to crash prom, whoops.
i was pretty appalled by some of the stuff i saw, and i didnt recognise 80% of the people i saw.
when you receive a message that goes "your messages make me very happy" how do you not feel like the luckiest shit on earth. fuck them all, i ought to have that tatoo-ed on my forehead.
i am crazy about you.

i'll surrender all my gall in a song of modern love

2006-12-03T05:50:01Z

alrighty, so i am in china right now, i am supposed to be attending some shitarded conference, but have snuck out to the free internet access room, hoho.
i am staying in the korean district, which is pretty fun cause all the shops are korean, and plus i've gotten to eat korean charcoal bbq twice since i've been here, i love ok.
OH YES! the computer i am using now is set in chinese, so its pretty funny how i don't really get some of the promts.
its bloody cold here, its -2 to 5 degrees, so i am all wrapped up, like a dumpling. incidentally, china loves dumplings. i love china dumplings. OH.

what is a hero without reliable transportation?

2006-10-31T10:15:38Z

i am pretty sure i've spent at least 3 hours on the bus today. living in joo chiat is such a chore.
in cheong's place right now, cal's dumpling sister is bloody cute.
macdonalds breakfast and your spectacles early in the morning make me haphaphappy.

all your dreams are waking up, i'm falling.

2006-10-28T19:25:28Z

viva las pondok man. indonesian food is godsent.
i need to go to church tomorrow. i've a lot to be grateful for.
going down to see the manager tomorrow, hope my work schedule ain't too hectic.
cal, i am so STOKED.

and the cuckoos, they fall in love too.

2006-10-27T06:31:39Z

i think yesterday was the best day of my life.
sweet employment and someone to hold my hand.
i hope work won't be a bitch, i know i'll miss halloween with the pals, shit.
oh yeah, dead or alive is probably the worst show i've watched this year. OH GOD, was it bad bad bad. i guess the only good thing about it was the company.
:D

i never knew venus to be so moody

2006-10-08T14:48:22Z

i hate this journal, pungsai.

there are angels, in your angles

2006-09-30T09:43:16Z

today, i got stranded in bras basah because it rained, pretty horrible. i intended to wait for the rain to stop, but it didnt seem like it would for at least a couple more hours, so i had no choice but to brave the rain. i ended up soaking wet and just took a cab home.
on the bright side, the pals and i should be going to jakarta, if we can get good tickets tomorrow at the natas fair. i told my mum i'd pay for this trip, since she's funding beijing. hope it doesnt cost too much.
so that makes beijing and jakarta :D i am so glad i get to leave rubbish ol' hot pot singapore (though jakarta is prolly as hot or maybe hotter?)

oh and i drink way too much coke, my fridge is like the mother lode of coke.