i'm sure you are all sick of hearing about college, but there are lots of hot guys here.

therefore, i am glad i decided to come.

i almost wasn't going to.

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Onion Radio News - with Doyle Redland

I cried when I saw the pictures from Portia and Ellen's wedding.

I'm just so freakin' happy they're able to do that now.

i love the smell of puppy-breath.

but it has to be the new-new puppies, as in under 4 months of age... after that, it's just rancid dog breath.

i know, i'm strange... i'm an animal person.  

No matter how much I think about everything wrong with him, I miss him everyday because he is the sort of person that doesn't just talk about getting shoes out of a trash can, he actually does it.
I miss him because he is stupid and remarkable and doesn't think about the future.

I haven't felt this bad about myself in a very very very long time.

.... And even though it might change everything if you knew, I'm too proud to tell you.

I almost made him cry today, but not a bad cry.
A hopeful happy cry.
He told me he wasn't sure if his story would end.
I told him I hope it does, because then it would mean he'd have a happy ending.

Gosh, I love this kid so much. My best friend, always and forever.

What are these "rules" between Regina fansites? Please inform me! It was not my intention to disrespect them.

First a little backstory:
My boyfriend and i have been together for about 2 1/2 years. We've lived together for about a year of that time. Everyone knows that we are together. He doesn't hide it. Hes pretty much a great guy. He puts up with my crap, as i do his.

But for some reason it seems every girl on the planet ( ok thats a bit of an exaggeration) wants him. Like falls-head-over-heel- in-love, wants him. And i know he is partially to blame for this . He loves the attention and i try to over look it because i know he would never ever cheat on me.

But i swear to god i'm going to kill this girl he works with. SHE JUST DOESNT GET IT. She send him pictures of herself practically nude. She texts him to tell him how much she misses him. How she wants him to kiss her, rub her back/neck whatever, and all this crazy stuff. He told me the other day that she wanted him to call out of work and tell me he was going to work, but instead go to her house an hang out with her all day! Of course he didnt. Hes hung out with her once, they played tennis. I dont know where this sick fascination with him comes from. An ive tried to ignore it and figured it would go away ( like it always does.) but shes not.

My secret: Im am not typically the jealous snoopy type but i cant help it. This girl for some reason is a huge threat in my mind. I just check up sometimes and make sure he is telling me everything and i feel like such a bad girlfriend for doing so but i genuinely dont trust this girl. I know she will stop at nothing and wait forever for him. And i am not a violent person by any means but all i can imagine doing if i ever see her is kicking her ass.

I also find it funny we have the same name.And that she continually asks him if he stills has feelings for her, like hanging out with her once means he ever did. I really think he fascination with him is the fact she cant have him. She has already fooled around with everyone at work she has wanted to, except him.

But really, leave my boyfriend alone.

Im such a horrible girlfriend.

I' ve wanted to go up north with him the entire year. 
He's my boyfriend and my best friend.
But now that my parents are allowing me to, the nostalgia is overwhelming and I feel weird.
I guess I'm sad that my parents are letting me go, sort of.

Haha. I'm such a pansy.

I had a dream last night that I had a penis. And that I jacked off with it, multiple times. It felt good.
I would just like to say I have no desire to be a man though nor do I want a penis.

( Secret rant about a LJ 'friend' )

So the secret in all this is not just that I can't stand this person (and anyone like her), but that I wish I could expose her for what she is and save so many people the emotional trauma that being her friend brings (because this happens over, and over, and over again). And just to reiterate:

Five languages =/= special snowflake. Get over yourself.

I don't like to watch action movies, because 95% of the time, I end up rooting for the "bad guy", even though I know it's a lost cause. How many of you guys wanted Joker to kick Batman's ass so bad? :)

I'm started college in 5 days. Even though I don't like the idea of school starting, I am so happy that I'm not going t be home when my parents are home. I can't take their bitching anymore. I'm tired of hearing that I'm not good enough, or worse, starting fights between them.

I'm losing so badly. I wouldn't mind if I wasn't trying, but I am.

And that's what kills me.