When they have not been out, they have been having other humans to stay. This is mostly good. Other humans can be colonised and made to wait on me. Recently, they have imported Senior Human for several days. My normal female human is Senior Human's kitten. I like Senior Human: she understands that I am Queen and must have all the fuss, and she lets me sit on her lap and use her trousers to keep my claws tidy. But she does not let me sleep on the bed. That is bad. All beds are mine.
Horus tried to claim Senior Human too. He sat on her lap. I explained to her that this was all wrong, but she ignored me. I had to turn my back on her for several minutes.
My humans have also have other humans to stay. One of them was
mevennen. This was extra good. Mevennen is properly trained. She knows I am Top and that I need to be waited on whenever I ask for anything. She does smell of strange cats, though. I had to work quite hard at scent-marking her to make her smell of me, which is proper. She brought T with her. T needs training, if you ask me (although he does understand that Ish is Bad and Not Allowed). He doesn't do what I tell him at once. Next time he visits, I may have to bite him until he learns better.There were also some new humans.
jemck is good. She does good scritches. She brought her kitten with her. He is very big: almost a catlet. He went to sleep in the living room and shut out the boy cats because they are Not Allowed. But he let me stay and walk all over him in his sleep. That was good. Humans need to be walked on regularly. It keeps them in their place and also causes gravity, so that they don't fly off like birds and forget to feed me.Today I went to the vet, which was Not Good. The vet prodded me and squeezed my tummy. I was very good and did not bite her or use my claws. She said I was very beautiful and gave me scritches. Boy cats don't get scritches because they are not good [and because they weren't there: La M].
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PS, boy-cats send respectful adoration, for I have explained to them that you are best.
Of course I am best.
Mooncat.
[Moon had an elevated heart-rate when she had her boosters back in June, and the vet asked to see her in 2 months. Heart nice and normal today; a small mass in tummy which is probably bucolic end product of cat, but vet wants to see her again just in case.]
My human, too, has left me at the kennel *twice* in the past four weeks. There are dogs that bark there, even if I can't see them. Do Not Like. When my human picks me up to take me home, I express my displeasure all the way home. She just pays attention to the long black snaky think on which the car-beast travels.
Also? She took me to the vet a few days before abandoning me at the kennel this time. Belly prodding? Do Not Like. I tell the vet what I think of her by sitting in the carrier with my back to the door. That. Shows. HER.
My human tells me that she will be going away AGAIN soon to spend some time with your human and also Mevennen (and T if he is there).
DO. NOT. LIKE. BOO-HISS.
But boy cats are bad. They try to steal my dinner.
Oh, and BTW, I wouldn't eat your dinner. I hate all other cats, and any dinner that you'd started in on would smell of, yanno, you. So there. ;-P
Edited at 2012-08-17 01:42 pm (UTC)
Sadly, I've just helped remove a neighbour's little boy cat from the road [bad, bad road]. Tomorrow, if his owners don't call round, he goes into our Pet Cemetary. Have enshrouded him, am drinking to his kitty memory (which took much red wine (and, apparently, I smell of flattened kitten, and I don't think I should be ashamed of this)). Tilly will be sad; the livestock, less so.
You should try being an Only Cat. It is Very Good. Perhaps if you ate the boy cats? But then you would have their taste in your mouth. That would not be good.
Yours,
Thumbkitty
I do not approve of Ish. He is annoying. He sits on My laps which are all mine.
But the going away is Worst. Do. Not. Like.
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Neri
She leaves me alone all day. I try to prevent this by tripping her at the top of the stairs, but she's too nimble. She doesn't look that nimble, but foodbringermonkeys can surprise you.
I hope that the vet will not prod your tummy overmuch at the next visit. I know you are too well-bred a lady to chomp on the vet, but I confess I would have difficulty being so tolerant.
I invite the vet into our home because Random is a fierce warrior of unsurpassed skill. He did, while drugged and bound, manage to bite the vet's hand right through the heavy leather gloves, drawing copious amounts of blood. If he would behave more civilly in her office, I wouldn't need to invite the vet into our home. I supplicate him with catnip and treats, and he deigns to let her approach while at home.
Believe me, I would rather not torture him, either, but he is
an utter thugremarkably strong-willed and defiant.--Random's Foorbringermonkey
Mooncat.