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Jul. 5th, 2009

Marquise

That first line bandwagon

So this could be silly, but here goes. I've put it behind a cut as it could get long: Read more )
Caspian

Birthday

Many Happy Returns to [info]stillsostrange

Jul. 4th, 2009

Marquise

Ded

I am ded of teh hot.
That's all.

Jul. 2nd, 2009

Caspian

Homosexuality decriminalised in India

Yes, I know, I'm cluster posting. But this:

http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2009/jul/02/homosexuality-decriminalised-delhi-india

is excellent news.

Edited to add: Also, the plans to privatise the Post Office have been shelved.
Goth marquise

In which [info]purplecthulhu is a star

Spent Monday evening and all day Tuesday at the 'Physics and SF' event at Imperial College, organised by our own [info]purplecthulhu. Excellent experience -- a series of expert speakers gave very informative and fascinating talks on astronomy, astrophysics and physics in relation to things like planet formation and the nature of Dark Matter. (The marquis and I have long been proud inventors of a MUYO --'Make Up Your Own'-- contender for DM. Now we know there's an official category for them.) I enjoyed to hugely, and additionally got to hang out with a bunch of very cool writers and academics, both friends and new acquaintances. Have now met [info]molly_brown, who is charming, and been kissed by Stephen Baxter, as well as catching up with [info]fjm, [info]chilperic, [info]major_clanger, [info]mevennen (I will post frisbee soonest!), [info]maeve_the_red, Ken MacLeod and the ever-lovely Mr Geoff Ryman.
This was an excellent idea and I understand that [info]purplecthulhu is intending to organise another one (possibly with observatory visit). I recommend buying him a drink and asking for details!

Edited to add: and, of course, the wonderful [info]fastfwd was there, also. My memory is appalling.
Living With Ghosts

Ahem...

It seems that my short story 'Seaborne' has been listed in the Honourable Mentions by Gardner Dozois in The Year's Best SF 2008. The splendid [info]chrisbutler, who is also name-checked, told me. Many thanks to him!
I am very honoured. I rarely write shorts -- I think I've written around 8 since 1989 and this one is my second to be professionally published. It appeared in the NewCon Press anthology Myth/Understandings, ed. Ian Whates and is one of the two I've written that is set in the same background as Living with Ghosts (the other, 'Clocks', won the fantasy short story competition at the 1995 Worldcon and was published in a fanzine. I'm hoping to put it up on my website at some point soon, along with 'Saltus Lunae' which was the story that kick-started my second (successful!) round of trying to sell Ghosts). 'Seaborne' is about Thiercelin and Gracielis sometime after the events of Ghosts, and is about the non-humans things that live in that world. One day I'm going to work out how they got to the place the story is set! It's still available from Amazon and so forth.

Jun. 20th, 2009

Living With Ghosts

Review moment

Look at this!
http://ferretbrain.com/articles/article-459?comments=on

I am very happy and very grateful to the writer for her generosity to my book. (I agree with her on a lot of the flaws.)

Jun. 19th, 2009

Iskander

Iskander, colds and other updates

Ish is not a happy cat today. He wants the buster collar Off Now, and no-one listens. The bandage is itchy and it gets in the way and he Does Not Want. He wants to go outside but the humans aren't listening. In fact, everything is lousy and it's not fair and he can't even scratch his ears when he wants to. The sole consolation is that small amounts of fish keep appearing on saucers in front of him. But otherwise, he's not a happy cat. Mid-morning, a couple of blokes turned up to collect a wardrobe, and he made a brief bid for freedom. I caught him in next door's garden before any real harm was done. He's spent the day grumbling at poor Horus, whose fault this is not, wandering about shouting, and lying on the half-landing looking fed up. I've combed him several times, as he can't wash with the collar on, and that isn't helping him, and I seem to have spent half the day diving across rooms to scratch his ears for him. Horus is baffled, because he wants to help with the washing, but his Ish -- whom he adores and who normally is delighted to be washed -- just growls.
In other news, the marquis is off in Bath playing board games and enjoying himself. I have done cleaning, in the breaks between waiting on Ish. The hell cold seems finally to be on its way out, too, which is very good. I felt rather abandoned to begin with, but have cheered myself up by watching Taare Zameen Par which turned up on the pay-per-view. I'd been putting it off rather -- it got mixed reviews and the plot (about an inspirational teacher helping a boy with dyslexia) sounded potentially both preachy and saccharine. But in fact it's pretty good -- it focuses mainly on the child, who is an excellent young actor playing an engaging character. The review that I read somewhere that claimed that star and director Aamir Khan spends much of the film in tears is true -- devoted as I am to Aamir, he does love to be sentimental -- but the story is mainly strong enough to survive that. And the music is excellent.
Tomorrow, Ish has to ahve his bandages changed at the vet, and then I need to do more cleaning and get back to Grass King. In between scratching his ears for him, of course.

Jun. 18th, 2009

Iskander

SOS Save My Dignity

Dear Fellow Felines,

Your aid is urgently required at my house. My humans have gone completely insane. Last night, the marquise took away all the food and made me stay indoors from 6 pm. This morning the marquis put me in a box and took me to visit my fan club at the vets. I quite liked that, but the marquis forgot that I am supposed to go on the lead, because I am Top Cat, and then he went and left me at the vet. And the fan club didn't spend all their time making a fuss of me. Nor did they feed me. Instead they squeezed my foot which is sore and then stuck needles in me and I went to sleep. And when I woke up my sore foot was completely wrapped up in nasty itchy cloth stuff which I can't take off, and my head had been stuck in a lampshade. they pretended to be sorry and gave me food and fussed me, but I knew they had been Up To No Good. When the marquise arrived, I told her about the bad wrapping stuff and the lampshade, and she scratched my very itchy ear for me, but she left all the things on me and made me go in the box again. Now she won't give me gushy food, only dry stuff, and she won't let me out, and the lampshade keeps getting in my way and my foot is sore AND itchy.
Rescue is urgently needed. I am relying on you all.
yours in martyrdom,
Iskander.

NB: Ish got into a fight last week and was bitten quite badly on one toe on his right hind leg. We kept it clean, but it started to go nasty and as a result he's been cleaned up, x-rayed and generally checked out by the vet. He is deeply not impressed, although the knowledge that I paid ££££OMGOUCH for this seems to be some consolation to him. He has to go back to have dressings changed on Saturday, so I'm staying home this weekend after all (we were due to go to Bath with friends. P will go by himself.) Well, I guess that will mean I can catch up on housework and writing (the cold is retreating slowly).
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Jun. 16th, 2009

Caspian

Bleurgh

Was good and douce and productive over weekend.
But now I have hell cold. And no brain. Grass King is cursed, I swear it.

Jun. 11th, 2009

Caspian

Birthday

Many Happy Returns to [info]justinar

Jun. 9th, 2009

Caspian

Stolen from several places.


Your result for Which fantasy writer are you?...

Tove Jansson (1914-2001)

27 High-Brow, -29 Violent, 9 Experimental and -1 Cynical!

Congratulations! You are High-Brow, Peaceful, Experimental and Romantic! These concepts are defined below.


Tove Jansson was a Finnish painter, sculptor and writer. She was part of the Swedish-speaking minority in Finland and so wrote her books, including her most famous works, the Moomin books, in Swedish. The Moomin books (1945-70), though perhaps not considered fantasy by some, are nevertheless fine examples of world-building for children, centred around the inhabitants of the Moomin Valley, where a family of white trolls known as moomin trolls live, and always return to, though they occasionally leave for adventures in the outside world. Though many of the Moomin books are pure childrens' books, Jansson conducted the experiment of letting the series turn more adult as she went along, the last three books (one collection of short stories and two novels) being psychologically complex stories that are just as fit, or sometimes perhaps more fit, for adults. Still, Jansson's somewhat romantic vision of the Valley as a peaceful haven of family life in the midst of a sometimes frightening and dark world is retained through-out the books. Though she considered herself a painter rather than a writer, Tove Jansson will always be remembered as one of the greatest, perhaps the greatest writer of children's books of all times.


You are also a lot like Philip Pullman.


If you want some action, try Gene Wolfe.


If you'd like a challenge, try your exact opposite, David Eddings.


Your score


This is how to interpret your score: Your attitudes have been measured on four different scales, called 1) High-Brow vs. Low-Brow, 2) Violent vs. Peaceful, 3) Experimental vs. Traditional and 4) Cynical vs. Romantic. Imagine that when you were born, you were in a state of innocence, a tabula rasa who would have scored zero on each scale. Since then, a number of circumstances (including genetical, cultural and environmental factors) have pushed you towards either end of these scales. If you're at 45 or -45 you would be almost entirely cynical, low-brow or whatever. The closer to zero you are, the less extreme your attitude. However, you should always be more of either (eg more romantic than cynical). Please note that even though High-Brow, Violent, Experimental and Cynical have positive numbers (1 through 45) and their opposites negative numbers (-1 through -45), this doesn't mean that either quality is better. All attitudes have their positive and negative sides, as explained below.


High-Brow vs. Low-Brow


You received 27 points, making you more High-Brow than Low-Brow. Being high-browed in this context refers to being more fascinated with the sort of art that critics and scholars tend to favour, rather than the best-selling kind. At their best, high-brows are cultured, able to appreciate the finer nuances of literature and not content with simplifications. At their worst they are, well, snobs.





Violent vs. Peaceful



You received -29 points, making you more Peaceful than Violent. This scale is a measurement of a) if you are tolerant to violence in fiction and b) whether you see violence as a means that can be used to achieve a good end. If you aren't, and you don't, then you are peaceful as defined here. At their best, peaceful people are the ones who encourage dialogue and understanding as a means of solving conflicts. At their worst, they are standing passively by as they or third parties are hurt by less scrupulous individuals.



Experimental vs. Traditional


You received 9 points, making you more Experimental than Traditional. Your position on this scale indicates if you're more likely to seek out the new and unexpected or if you are more comfortable with the familiar, especially in regards to culture. Note that traditional as defined here does not equal conservative, in the political sense. At their best, experimental people are the ones who show humanity the way forward. At their worst, they provoke for the sake of provocation only.


Cynical vs. Romantic



You received -1 points, making you more Romantic than Cynical. Your position on this scale indicates if you are more likely to be wary, suspicious and skeptical to people around you and the world at large, or if you are more likely to believe in grand schemes, happy endings and the basic goodness of humankind. It is by far the most vaguely defined scale, which is why you'll find the sentence "you are also a lot like x" above. If you feel that your position on this scale is wrong, then you are probably more like author x. At their best, romantic people are optimistic, willing to work for a good cause and an inspiration to their peers. At their worst, they are easily fooled and too easily lead.


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Jun. 5th, 2009

Living With Ghosts

A good imagination gone bad?

Nearly 800 words dictated to dragon today (and the mishearings are growing fewer, and, alas, less silly).
There is still mud.
Tentacular, flesh-chewing, blood-sucking mud.
I am writing pulp. I'm doomed.

Jun. 4th, 2009

Iskander

Displacing again

5 things above my desk
8 trigram mirror; postcard of a statue of St Martin of Tours, card for my hairdresser, small box with a cat on it; photo of the marquis.

5 things I can hear
Horus moving in his sleep; me typing; the marquis and friends role-playing downstairs; the computer humming; distant traffic.

5 useful things I could be doing
getting on with Grass King; writing letters; ironing; joining in the gaming; tidying my desk.

5 things I'm looking forward to
visiting [info]desperance; going to Bath with the marquis, [info]groliffe, [info]laosin, [info]anef and Michael, Caro, Tim and Chris all winolj; Worldcon in Montreal; finishing Grass King; tomorrow evening at home.

5 people I spoke to today
The marquis; the polling station lady; Mina on the Sainsbury's checkout; Libby at the post office; my friend Derek.

5 last books I read
Andrew Butler et al, edd., Terry Pratchett: Guilty of Literature; Jasvinder Sanghera, Shame; Jennifer Crusie, Fast Women and Tell Me Lies Hojo Tsukasa, Angelheart 27 (in French).

Ish has just come in and told me it's bedtime. He does this at around 10 pm most nights.
Marquise

Twenty Years Ago Today

Tiananmen Square.
That's all.
Caspian

Belated Birthday Wishes

Many Happy Returns of yesterday to [info]pennski

Jun. 3rd, 2009

Marquise

Onwards once more

Grass King continues to move forwards with speeds more often associated with glaciers. A mere 545 words so far, but we have achieved mud. Also tentacles.
I am blaming [info]rysmiel for the latter. He put the idea in my head.
They're mud tentacles. I suspect the mud is left over from [info]maeve_the_red's editing process on her Consorts of Heaven. If anyone else adds mud, we'll have a movement (the New Mired? Mud-dane fantasy?).

Jun. 2nd, 2009

Caspian

Dragon wisdom.

So, I said, "The twins turned to see what held his gaze."
Dragon typed, "The twins turned to see what held his gay youth."

I am so not going there.

Jun. 1st, 2009

Goth marquise

That's better

A slight return to efficiency at last. Laundry has been done, exercise has been taken and 500 words have been added to Grass King via Dragon. We're getting there -- it's not a lot, but this diction thing is taking some getting used to. I've stopped as it was starting to give me a headache. I may go back later.
Mooncat is delighted with the weather, the boys are suspending judgement. It's too hot for me, but I'm much further down the household pecking order.

May. 30th, 2009

Marquise

Their price is above rubies

My turn to be critiqued at my local writing group last night. I placed before them my structure problems with Grass King and they solved them.
Take a bow, [info]anef, [info]smallphoenix and Michael winolj. You are life-savers. Thank you.

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