- Вт, 11:46: Onnnnnnnnnnnnnn the second day of Christmas my true love gave to me 3-5 INCHES OF SNOW #winterwonderland
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Silly Little Dreamer
27 December 2011 @ 01:16 pm
23 December 2011 @ 12:03 pm
- Чт, 16:09: RT @TheOnion: Butler Bulldogs Inspire Thousands Of Tall, Goony-Looking Midwestern Dorks http://t.co/Y1i2NKd6 #OnionSports2011
- Чт, 17:03: RT @mattfraction: YES LET US NOW PRETEND THIS MAN-OF-SNOW HAS SOME FORM OF MORAL AND LEGAL AUTHORITY OVER US AND SWEAR FEALTY TO EACH AN ...
22 December 2011 @ 12:03 pm
- Ср, 13:10: RT @Miss_Cook: Wait ... which reindeer was Jesus again?
- Ср, 13:20: BEARS. BEETS. http://t.co/CubAOPvA
- Ср, 15:52: NOOOOOOOOO I just got mildly spoiled on the new series of Sherlock NOOOOOOOOOOOO WHY DO I INTERNET?!?!!? #iamtheworst
- Ср, 15:53: I am literally hiding in my cubicle whispering "Nooooooooooo" and rocking back and forth rn
- Чт, 10:33: On my birthday, I was given the sweetest rum drink on the menu. It was traumatizing. Allow me to walk you through the experience.
- Чт, 10:35: Stage 1: Trepidation, the realization that it would be hella impolite to refuse, acceptance. http://t.co/qeky2USO
- Чт, 10:35: Stage 2: Thank you for this drink I am crying on the inside. http://t.co/MV2WhyzL
- Чт, 10:37: Stage 3: Wherein I hold my breath and get it over with. http://t.co/b89j5hZg
- Чт, 10:38: Stage 4: ??? http://t.co/XSOMPlkl
- Чт, 10:39: Stage 5: Profit.
21 December 2011 @ 02:54 am
- Вт, 20:58: MY KINGDOM FOR A POWER DRILL
- Вт, 21:00: Just injured myself with a screwdriver. This would not happen if I had a power drill. #giftideas #subtlehinting
- Вт, 21:27: Anyone remember the SNL sketch "Adventures of Peter O'Toole & Michael Caine?" They were at taco bell and asked for the gin lovers pizza? No?
- Вт, 21:44: RT @cassieclare: Hobbit trailer reaction: Look, Frodo! Bilbo! Dwarves! NARSIL! GANDALF! GALADRIEL! STING! FUCKING STING! THE RING! GOLLU ...
- Вт, 21:52: Found out today that I need new tires. Dr. Mason has had the same legs since '06. It's hard to see them go :/
- Вт, 21:53: Mom, do tires go to heaven?
19 December 2011 @ 06:26 pm
- Пн, 09:00: RT @Skytwitius: N Korea has fired a short range test missile off east coast. May or may not have had 'back off' written on it.
- Пн, 09:52: RT @mattchew03: HAYYYYY. http://t.co/wbumCDlW
15 December 2011 @ 11:33 pm
- Чт, 11:30: lolololol Neff
- Чт, 13:16: Bells and lights right as I was crossing the train tracks. Basically almost died.
- Чт, 13:30: I was an 1/8 of a mile from instant death-by-train. I need to tell everyone I love them.
- Чт, 13:31: It was like that scene from Lemony Snicket. Except my car was still moving unencumbered & the train was going about 6mph.
- Чт, 15:31: Best part of today: looking at the clock & realizing it's time to put up my out-of-office reply.
- Чт, 15:31: Me right now: http://t.co/0AO2wGJP
- Чт, 15:34: "Katherine does not work on her birthday. She will return to the office Monday, December 19th, older, wiser, and a little hungover."
- Чт, 18:49: @kmajdeck graciously snapped a shot of my birthday pancakes- the waitress even put a candle in http://t.co/uuXgqZTP
- Чт, 20:28: RT @LOLGOP: Who didn't wake up this morning and think, "If only Christian fundamentalists had more control over my life, then I'd have f ...
- Чт, 20:49: I just want Adele's hair. I want to roll around in it and make a little nest and stay wrapped up in my Adele hair cocoon forever
14 December 2011 @ 12:03 am
- Вт, 08:20: Helpful Cat + Yoga http://t.co/KR1jUcAZ @drvinyasa I thought of you!
- Вт, 09:23: RT @aurosan: Kittens on a Roomba! KITTENS ON A ROOMBA! http://t.co/Fn1aLfi3
10 December 2011 @ 02:22 pm
- Пт, 18:38: Mel's turn to get a few groceries. Her purchase? 4 diff types of chips, strawberry shortcake rolls & loaf of bread. She will do great things
- Сб, 01:42: For Christmas I would like a kitten. And a different set of allergies. I would probably give up peanuts for a kitten.
- Сб, 01:46: My two biggest disappointments in life: not being Santa Claus, and not being able to grow old as a crazy cat lady.
- Сб, 01:50: It's the cat thing that I can't do, b/c of the allergens. The growing old and crazy bits I have covered. #unnecessaryclarification
- Сб, 02:06: Mel got me hockey tickets! I suppose that makes up for having no food in the apt that is not made by Frito-Lay #mykingdomforachickenbreast
10 December 2011 @ 12:12 am
- Пт, 08:09: RT @cleolinda: RT @empiremagazine: Empire's Sherlock Holmes: A Game of Shadows review is now online! http://t.co/ALh7kkhu
- Пт, 08:14: Universe's birthday gift to me: Guy Ritchie's Sherlock Holmes II. My bday gift to me: BBC Sherlock. Mom's gift to me: http://t.co/bSiwBDL8
- Пт, 08:17: Somehow this has worked out to be a great year for my Holmes obsession.
- Пт, 10:33: Birthday = One week from today. I'm turning 26. I'm simultaneously young and old as fuck. #fearvomit
- Пт, 11:50: RT @BrianLynch: After Annie's song on this week's episode, I would like to personally fund another season of COMMUNITY.
- Пт, 11:52: RT @altgeldshrugged: Libby just chewed up my @amazonkindle DX. Congratulations, dog, you just devoured the equivalent of 197 books.
- Пт, 18:38: Mel's turn to get a few groceries. Her purchase? 4 diff types of chips, strawberry shortcake rolls & loaf of bread. She will do great things
02 December 2011 @ 06:00 am
- Чт, 12:58: Listen, if Hanson actually creates an MMMHop IPA, I will be the most delighted crazy person at every bar that has it on tap.
- Чт, 13:03: Please let this be real. #dearlord #Graceuswiththealcoholicfruitsofyoursons
Hanson #giveusthewateroflifeMMMHopthatwemaygetr eallydrunk #amen
