Kimya Dawson ([info]kimya_dawson_) wrote,
@ 2008-02-24 05:09:00
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Spirit Awards and Poop (name droppings)
I never thought that ever I would be mid-hug with someone as they whisper in my ear "Hi, I love your work. I'm Dustin Hoffman."

And I said the only thing you can say back to that "Oh really? I love your work too."

Holy Cow. Dustin Hoffman.

And Dennis Quaid played my guitar.

I met Lisa Kudrow and Josh Hartnett and David Allen Grier and a bunch of other people.

I met Ricki Lake and talked to her about birth!

I got hugged by Steve Buscemi, John Waters, and Jason Bateman (again). My interaction with Bateman was a little less awkward than last time. Thankfully.

I guess it is better to meet in the schwag room than at the after party.

When me, Matty, and Paul sat down to play I looked up and saw Brad and Angelina sitting there and closed my eyes and didn't open them until we were leaving the stage.

I knew The Rock was there. If I had looked into the crowd and saw his big beautiful smile watching me play I would have collapsed off of my chair. So I couldn't even look.

As we walked off the stage Matt Mutherfucking Dillon was standing backstage and we exchanged uncomfortable glances and I choked and just shot him an uncomfortable smile. Matt Dillon.

Over The Edge, The Outsiders, Drugstore Cowboy, Rumble Fish, LITTLE DARLINGS, MY BODYGUARD.

I couldn't even say HI.

Oh man. Zoinks.

Alright, so here is my verdict. Actors and Actresses are mostly just like most musicians. People who do what they do and sometimes them doing it makes them have a really recognizable face.

But mostly they just want to do what they love. And mostly they are nice.

But of course there are going to be some jerks just like there are always SOME jerks in every category of animal. There are some nice teacher and some jerky teachers, some nice people working at the post office and some jerky ones, some nice gorillas...and so on.

And in real life they all seem a lot more real and a lot more human than in fake life...like in the magazines and on the screens. And they aren't all midgets. I was surprised.

As much as I am freaked out by the biz, I think everyone who knows me knows I am a big fan of teevee (shows not commercials and the mega-networks) and movies. So to be around and meet all these awesome weirdos who have impressed me over the years was really cool and fun.

One thing that was fucking stupid crazy was the aforementioned schwag room.

I had heard the rumor that, while poor people don't even get health care and food and shelter, famous people get tons of free shit.

And holy crud it is true.

And it is mind boggling.

Me and Matty and Paul aren't "famous" but we were VIP yesterday, and we got to play the game.

We got chocolate, and foot cream, and body wash, and body spray, cell phones, and sunglasses, and espresso makers, and i-pod docks, and rhinestone flip flops, and free netflix accounts, and free acupuncture gift certificates, and 2 free nights at some fancy bed and breakfast, and free movie passes, and the boys got some swimming trunks, and I got an oversized lady bag. We turned down the perfume, the beer dispenser, and the python purses. It was so weird. I don't really understand it. I guess these companies hope someone will leave their product out on the table while Cribs is being filmed at their house or something. And everyone will be like..."OOOH, Marissa Tomei has a desktop beer machine- I want a desktop beer machine". My dad is gonna love his new coffee maker and the 1 year supply of free decaf. But I wish the free shit was being given to people who need shit, rather than people who have tons of shit already.

What a strange world.

So backwards.

But it was a fun experience to add to my already long list of fun experiences.

After we hauled our loads out to the minivan Ange and Panda met us in the parking lot, and the boys went to the after party.

Me and Panda climbed into the minivan and I changed my clothes. Out of my gown (made by Paperdoll Fashion) and back into the clothes I wear everyday. It felt so good to just cuddle and nurse my baby and look out the window at the beach.

Today, at 3, we are playing at the Rhino Records shop in Claremont. That should be fun. We get to hang out with the famous Callaci Bros. And Matty and Paul are going to play too this time. Not just with me, but some of their songs too.

Amoeba was fricken psycho the other night. Wow. Thanks everyone who got in and everyone who tried to get in. There were so many nice kids there. And one thing I love about LA is that it is so colorful. There are always more brown skinned purple haired punks in this town than anywhere else. I love everyone, but it always feels good when the crowds are super diverse.

And my cousins Christopher and Nia were there and they never met each other before. So that was cool. And Zack Wolk brought us food AGAIN (amazingly kind soul). And my old friend Myste (who I wrote I Will Never Forget for) was there. And my old friend Andy Milonakis was there. I have known him longer than I have known anyone else who lives in California. Bedford Hills represent. I sure like that kid. Always have.

Now, I am in the hotel. And I can't sleep. We all have pretty bad colds. Stupid airplanes always make us sick.

I am glad the next trip we are driving everywhere. In our own car.

I am starting to worry that our perpetual illness probably has something to do with me hugging hundreds of people everyday too. If you feel even remotely sick please don't hug me. It's going to be a long tour...we need to be strong...





It's not the first time I have asked for well wishes to be sent to our sinuses.

And it won't be the last.

I should go back to bed. I don't even know what this post is about.

Paul took pictures yesterday. I'll post some tomorrow.

xoxo Kimya

ps. I pooped 4 times yesterday morning, because I was nervous. But who's counting?


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[info]fotometria
2008-02-24 01:19 pm UTC (link)
What an awesome (and weird) experience it must have been.
I hope you all get better soon!

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[info]punkrockvagina
2008-02-24 01:23 pm UTC (link)
Holy crap. You probably handled being in a room with all of those people better than I would have. I hope your cold gets better!!!

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[info]whitestripescd
2008-02-24 01:39 pm UTC (link)
i would've pooped four times while ON STAGE IN FRONT OF EVERYONE, if i was in your shoes.

i can't believe that you went from playing for crowds of 20 people just a handful of years ago to playing in front of an auditorium of all the biggest stars.

you've gone places Kimya.

I'm amazed!

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(no subject) - [info]kimya_dawson_, 2008-02-24 02:04 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]whitestripescd, 2008-02-25 05:44 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]kimya_dawson_, 2008-02-25 07:38 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]whitestripescd, 2008-02-25 03:54 pm UTC

[info]la_wilk
2008-02-24 01:46 pm UTC (link)
Sell out! kidding!. Anyone who calls you a sell out is blatantly just envious, and yeah I admit to that! I all the way through reading that I just got more and more impressed by the name-dropping, but I think I have to settle on The Rock as being the coolest person there.

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(no subject) - [info]kimya_dawson_, 2008-02-24 02:02 pm UTC
Blahhhhhhhh
[info]megout
2008-02-24 02:01 pm UTC (link)
Yikes, zoinks!
Your baby is beyond sweetness.
Take a deep breath. Dustin freakin Hoffman.

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Re: Blahhhhhhhh - [info]kimya_dawson_, 2008-02-24 02:05 pm UTC

[info]jenny_1981
2008-02-24 02:08 pm UTC (link)
sounds like you had a blast.

have you tried Airborne or the drugstore brand of it? its an immune booster for crowded places. it was invented by a teacher, and all my co teachers and i use it all through cold and flu season.

might help.

good luck and best wishes

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[info]kittybittercat
2008-02-24 02:10 pm UTC (link)
Buttfucker, I am damn proud of you.

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(no subject) - [info]kimya_dawson_, 2008-02-24 02:24 pm UTC

[info]theambertrap
2008-02-24 02:16 pm UTC (link)
Four times? Holy crap (no pun intended) I want your metabolism! Or...digestive tract! Or whatever it is that makes one poop frequently!

I just want to say that I fucking love how down to earth and supremely awesome you are. And I think I already mentioned this somewhere in some comment on your livejournal, but JUNO was friggin' awesome and your music was 210% perfect for it, and I'm really really glad you were involved (and ZOMG did you get to meet Ellen Page at any stage? Because WHOA she is hawt...)

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[info]aeonbluert
2008-02-24 02:17 pm UTC (link)
this happiness you share, its like a warm hug to fans like me. for so long i have wished you the very best after listening to your sweet tunes... and its happening! its really happening. how amazing.
seriously. four times pooping... thats dang impressive! are you taking alli? cuz i am, and i can only go about three times. tops. ;)

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[info]aeonbluert
2008-02-24 02:21 pm UTC (link)
oh, and did you get an iphone? cuz those look really sweet

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(no subject) - [info]kimya_dawson_, 2008-02-24 02:25 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]aeonbluert, 2008-02-24 03:03 pm UTC

jarai
2008-02-24 02:52 pm UTC (link)
Such a strange strange world. Big congratulations all around! It's great to see the "nice folks" coming out on top every once in a while.

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[info]edsmells
2008-02-24 03:07 pm UTC (link)
i know i've told you this before, and i'll probably tell you this again, but i am really glad that all this good stuff is happening to you. and i hope more good stuff happens soon. you deserve it.

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[info]limey_flavored
2008-02-24 03:14 pm UTC (link)
Wow I would have flipped my shit if Dustin Hoffman hugged me and whispered that he loved my work.

Sounds like a fun and weird night.

I hope you feel better soon!

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[info]rach_loves_boys
2008-02-24 03:18 pm UTC (link)
Awww wow I'm so chuffed.

I think we should set up a 3 woman show for you to sing and me and Cassandra just gaying it up in the back and just end it with a huge butt sex orgy. Oh yes.

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(no subject) - [info]kimya_dawson_, 2008-02-24 06:15 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]kittybittercat, 2008-02-24 08:46 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]kimya_dawson_, 2008-02-25 07:58 am UTC

[info]acromatis
2008-02-24 03:27 pm UTC (link)
ah! you were soooo good. loved the dress ;)

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[info]timkelly
2008-02-24 03:31 pm UTC (link)
So, while I was watching "The Graduate" with my girlfriend, you were meeting the man himself! Good for you!

And you're the most famous person I know who likes my work, so you're my Dustin Hoffman, ha ha ha

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[info]crunchcandy
2008-02-24 03:34 pm UTC (link)
Right- you totally need to get me and American husband now, and i'm afraid it's going to have to be some super duper star American husband now, not just any old one.

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[info]felix950
2008-02-24 03:45 pm UTC (link)
You guys were amazing @ Amoeba. I don't get the channel that the Spirit Awards air on, but i"ll def find a way to catch it. (Holy shit! Dustin-fucking-Hoffman!). What a surreal-sounding evening. :)

Also, hope you guys feel better. (I'm sure this shit weather isn't doing a bit of good.) Still, best to your sinuses.

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[info]the_slow_drag
2008-02-24 03:51 pm UTC (link)
this is fucking crazy.

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[info]regular14
2008-02-24 03:55 pm UTC (link)
you played super good on the spirit awards. And i think i saw Paul giggle when you mentioned him in the song. I noticed you didn't open your eyes at all, and if it were me i'd be way to scared to open my eyes in the presence of Philip Seymour Hoffman and Brad Pitt and such. Then when the song was over everyone stood up and was like... "the songs over... they're clapping... what do we do!!?"

Anyway, excellent performance, you looked teriffic.



And Denis Quaid scares me for some reason, even if he is wearing that brown shirt with the bird.

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Sinuses..
[info]joyfull
2008-02-24 03:57 pm UTC (link)
I can not shout loud enough, the virtues of Netti Pot(neti pot)! It is sinus irrigation.. sounds yucky but it WORKS! My eldest son does not need allergy medication anymore, I swear by these little miracles of ancient invention! SWEAR! You can get them at health food stores, or even walgreens carries them I believe.

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Re: Sinuses.. - [info]kimya_dawson_, 2008-02-24 06:10 pm UTC

[info]soundship
2008-02-24 04:26 pm UTC (link)
I would give anything for a hug from Steve Buscemi!!

I wanted to come to Amoeba, but I figured there'd be a huge mob...I'm thankful I got to see you perform in the quiet pre-Juno days, hahaha. Panda and Angelo are adorable as always. Much love to you. <3

(Edited to fix a stupid typo -- oh, early morning, why do you treat my language so bad, baby)

Edited at 2008-02-24 04:29 pm UTC

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[info]tiny_ladders
2008-02-24 04:36 pm UTC (link)
no, but seriously - holy shit! dustin hoffman!

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[info]andychan428
2008-02-24 04:55 pm UTC (link)
As someone who's currently waging war with their sinuses, I wish you the best of luck :).

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[info]nathew
2008-02-24 04:58 pm UTC (link)
i'm counting. i'm making a documentary on your bowel movements.


(just kidding, in case you get seriously creeped out by that)

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