Current mood:

anxious

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friday means the new degrassi! i am not so cool am i? all i do in the winter is watch teen dramas and bad reality t.v.
at least i don't watch sitcoms.
on wednesday i am going to a cookie swap up at the darling's house. i watched a couple hours of sarah on the food network going to cookie swaps the other day and then i got invited to a cookie swap! i am going to make 3 dozen of my special vegan sugar free gingerbread cookies. hopefully the p.t.a. moms won't think i am gross when they get fresh ginger strands stuck in their teeth.
i might even eat some sugary cookies. i am fully prepared to feel like total crap if i do. it's my first cookie swap. that makes me a real bedford hills lady! one of the ladies around town. maybe i will meet some ladies that i will bump into in line at the cvs. and we will say hi to each other and talk some small talk about the hot enema du jour. and if i don't at least try each lady's cookie they will never accept me as one of their own. it was hard enough being a dorky bedford hills kid. if i have to be a dorky bedford hills lady too i might not be able to handle it.
i am not sure if i mean that.
of course i could handle it. i can handle everything. i am unstoppable.