Kimya Dawson ([info]kimya_dawson_) wrote,
@ 2004-12-21 23:54:00
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aw, what a sweetie!
my gay boyfriend, jeff king, from madison, just sent me the most precious xmas card ever....




jealous?

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[info]funkybay
2004-12-22 05:07 am UTC (link)
damn...

I know i'm jealous!!

bay

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[info]stickemup
2004-12-22 05:15 am UTC (link)
Definitely.

Merry Xmas from Cleveland!

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[info]christianhardy
2004-12-22 07:40 am UTC (link)
i want to be your gay boyfriend!

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[info]sa_rah
2004-12-22 11:11 am UTC (link)
kekekekekeke

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[info]sa_rah
2004-12-22 11:14 am UTC (link)

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[info]socetew
2004-12-22 02:04 pm UTC (link)
Aww.. that's so sweet!! Props to having faux relationships [I've got some of those myself].

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[info]kimya_dawson_
2004-12-22 02:57 pm UTC (link)
there's nothing faux about me and my homo beau.

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[info]socetew
2004-12-22 03:10 pm UTC (link)
Hey.. are we still dating, btw?

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HMMM
[info]opeuspopeus
2004-12-22 03:47 pm UTC (link)
you should send him one saying
THANKS FOR ALL THE CUNNILLINGUS (sp??)

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[info]onehiphamster
2004-12-22 05:45 pm UTC (link)
Oh gosh Kimya, I saw this and though it was funny, but then last night I had a dream about it! I dreamt that I was baby-sitting some kids and they wanted me to read them a book and that card was the cover of the book they chose. Except it said "Thanks, Jesus, for the anal" and it was like this really graphic book about sex that was like made to teach little kids. And on the back cover it said "This children's classic was written by a US President who was becoming frustrated at his daughters lack of information about male genetalia." And it freaked me out and I was like, "Uh, kids, let's get another book" so then we read "The Very Hungry Caterpillar" which was very awesome as well as not freaky and ssexualized and written by a US President.

The End

Love,
Carla

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[info]xmissxtakexin88
2004-12-22 06:25 pm UTC (link)
sounds HAWT!

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From your gay boyfriend
(Anonymous)
2004-12-22 06:47 pm UTC (link)
That's right, Kimya, our love is true blue, for reals.

Love,

Jeff

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[info]kimya_dawson_
2004-12-22 07:22 pm UTC (link)
sometimes when i look at this picture i pee all over myself. if that's not true love what is?

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Re: From your gay boyfriend
(Anonymous)
2004-12-22 09:09 pm UTC (link)
See, that's perfect, because I just LOVE pee.

Jeff

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[info]kimya_dawson_
2004-12-22 09:12 pm UTC (link)
i am so excited to have little tiny willow babies with you! we can live in portland and take them to the nickel arcade and tubing in the river!

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Re: From your gay boyfriend
(Anonymous)
2004-12-22 09:31 pm UTC (link)
We have to make sure to dress them like little peasent children with precious moments haircuts, though. That's very important. Plus, they need to sing "You Are My Sunshine" a lot.

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[info]kimya_dawson_
2004-12-22 09:38 pm UTC (link)
and we can call them "our little precious moments" when we pinch their tiny cheeks and stuff them full of peasant food!

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Re: From your gay boyfriend
(Anonymous)
2004-12-22 09:44 pm UTC (link)
I really really want one. More than an iPod, even.

How would we insure that they're willow children, though? Do you think that a geneticist would find that unethical?

Oh, I found it...

http://www.lpaonline.org/lpa_adoptions.html

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[info]kimya_dawson_
2004-12-22 09:46 pm UTC (link)
you are amazing! we can adopt a few but we have to "make" a few too okay. even if the product isn't quite what we expected i am sure the process will be amazing.

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(Anonymous)
2004-12-22 09:51 pm UTC (link)
Well, yeah. I wish that I had one of those Conan O'Brien esque, "what would the kids look like" programs.

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[info]kimya_dawson_
2004-12-22 10:09 pm UTC (link)
i hope they look like your little kid pictures. and they all sit with their butts up in the air.

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Re: From your gay boyfriend
(Anonymous)
2004-12-22 10:40 pm UTC (link)
Ha.

That's going to be a new friendster picture.

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