Kim Jong Il (the illmatic) ([info]kim_jong_il__) wrote,










[The Deer Leader doesn’t beg--why should he, when he invented electricity, swing dancing and gravity--but his ghostwriter does.

If I’ve made you laugh, giggle, chuckle or chortle, and if you can spare a sawbuck, please paypal, credit card or snailmail me some love. Because I’m in dire straits. (Not the ‘80s rock band, the financial kind.)

Donate today to prevent your neighborhood from being turned into a sea of flames.]



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[info]duffey

November 4 2004, 01:50:20 UTC 7 years ago

OH MY GOD YES!

[info]noscenario

November 4 2004, 22:00:17 UTC 7 years ago

your icon is fantasmical.

[info]mcpatti

November 4 2004, 01:50:33 UTC 7 years ago

he hath returned. <3

[info]best_ever

November 4 2004, 01:50:37 UTC 7 years ago

the illmatic is back!

[info]ex_parselmou48

November 4 2004, 01:51:37 UTC 7 years ago

Thank god you're back in action.

[info]e_richard

November 4 2004, 01:59:26 UTC 7 years ago

Beautiful icon. <333

[info]e_richard

7 years ago

[info]il_pleut

7 years ago

[info]e_richard

November 4 2004, 01:57:55 UTC 7 years ago

I was missing you. :(

[info]becgueule

November 4 2004, 04:08:03 UTC 7 years ago

Mind if i take that icon?

[info]leighton

7 years ago

[info]queso

7 years ago

[info]e_richard

7 years ago

[info]egonix

7 years ago

[info]chinpokomon

November 4 2004, 02:00:20 UTC 7 years ago

wooh... a series? :D

[info]spoknmindtrax

November 4 2004, 10:26:34 UTC 7 years ago

your his friend too? =P awsomeness

[info]starofhope

November 4 2004, 02:01:11 UTC 7 years ago

Woohoo! Nice to see Bush and Kerry getting together for a change! :D

[info]simrob

November 4 2004, 09:01:49 UTC 7 years ago

You know, "This country is too divided" and all that.

[info]aske

November 4 2004, 02:06:27 UTC 7 years ago

You've been too quiet for too long, Kim.

[info]aestheticus

November 4 2004, 02:07:49 UTC 7 years ago

HOORAY! HOORAY!

[info]prakriti

November 4 2004, 02:09:42 UTC 7 years ago

awws yeah babeee!

[info]beautyindirt

November 4 2004, 02:11:46 UTC 7 years ago

harrrooo

THANK YOU
PRAISE JESUS AND ALLAH, KIM JONG IL IS BACK!!!

[info]pogos_playhouse

November 4 2004, 13:50:34 UTC 7 years ago

Re: harrrooo

Don't you mean "Jebus"?

[info]il_pleut

November 4 2004, 02:13:58 UTC 7 years ago

i missed you, deer leader!

[info]heart_of_sword

November 4 2004, 02:16:05 UTC 7 years ago

HAHAHAHAHA, god I missed this.

[info]caldivine510

November 4 2004, 02:16:24 UTC 7 years ago

yur back YAAAAYYYY!!!!

[info]my_lode

November 4 2004, 02:20:01 UTC 7 years ago

YAYAYAYAY!

[info]aftertorless

November 4 2004, 02:24:06 UTC 7 years ago

Ah, The Return!

Fucking brilliant!

[info]poppycat

November 4 2004, 02:25:08 UTC 7 years ago

<3 Thank you:)

[info]twilighter

November 4 2004, 02:44:20 UTC 7 years ago

Excellent to see you again!

[info]schizonoid

November 4 2004, 02:44:34 UTC 7 years ago

HAHAHAHA!

At last, another update! You've been missed, Kim! Please do update more often!

[info]jeffchou

November 4 2004, 02:56:21 UTC 7 years ago

HAARRROOOOO

By the way, your latest movie was BRILLIANT. You had an impeccable solo "I'm so Ronery."


Welcome back

[info]irq2

November 4 2004, 03:12:37 UTC 7 years ago

Sheer brilliance.

[info]therazberry

November 4 2004, 03:13:48 UTC 7 years ago

whoa.
*orgasm*

[info]loosechanj

November 4 2004, 03:17:31 UTC 7 years ago

For the longest time I though you were "Kim Jong the second. I regret the misunderstanding.

[info]starofhope

November 4 2004, 04:11:18 UTC 7 years ago

Ironically, "Il" does mean "two" in korean.

[info]jenno

7 years ago

[info]starofhope

7 years ago

[info]mogrothir

7 years ago

[info]sm0t

November 4 2004, 03:23:07 UTC 7 years ago

The erection was a big failure if you ask me.

[info]minnakoda

November 4 2004, 12:38:18 UTC 7 years ago

at least they still have erections... with all the disease and confusion you'd think it would never happen.

[info]sm0t

7 years ago

[info]pilarcruz

7 years ago

[info]sm0t

7 years ago

[info]pilarcruz

7 years ago

[info]choctopus

November 4 2004, 03:29:04 UTC 7 years ago

All hail, bitches.

The Man is back.
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