Kim Jong Il (the illmatic) ([info]kim_jong_il__) wrote,
@ 2003-03-18 03:39:00
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Dear diary. Bush still doesn’t ‘get it.’ I tried making my feelings clear but he’s too busy ignoring me, he is such a jerk. Everything in his life is just Saddam, Saddam, Saddam and I am sick of it.

On the plus side, I think my hair looked pretty good today. Also I went frolicking at Paektu Mountain and the rainbow came out again. After dinner some of my subjects sang me a song because I invented Outer Space.

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[info]winddancer
2003-03-18 01:07 am UTC (link)
Dear Illy-willyness,

Don't worry, maybe you'll get Bush's attention if you fire some nukes up his ass.

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[info]warmradiance
2003-03-18 05:17 am UTC (link)
What a kapital idea :) Go for it Jong!

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[info]kim_il_sung
2003-03-18 01:32 am UTC (link)
You feel ignored? Forget the Dear Leader; I founded the damn country! What about Kim Il Sung? Haters.

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[info]winddancer
2003-03-18 01:40 am UTC (link)
Oh my, I think Rain's really bored if he's starting to split into all kinds of personalities.

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[info]kim_il_sung
2003-03-18 03:34 am UTC (link)
I fear you are misguided.

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[info]winddancer
2003-03-18 03:36 am UTC (link)
That, I am, my friend. And you are deceased.

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[info]kim_il_sung
2003-03-18 03:55 am UTC (link)
In the hearts of my comrades I am eternal. Like Tupac.

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[info]winddancer
2003-03-18 03:56 am UTC (link)
Yeah but you don't generate albums full of new rap songs never heard before even years after your death!

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[info]pandaxian
2003-03-18 10:30 am UTC (link)
wtf! of course he does, he is great in ways that the grave can not stop!

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[info]hipstomp
2003-03-18 03:29 pm UTC (link)
Just for the record, that is *not* me behind the Kim_Il_Sung page. Impersonating the Dear Leader is one thing, but impersonating the Great Leader...why that's just sick.

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[info]divinelv
2003-03-18 09:43 am UTC (link)
Hmmm, I'm interested to see where this leads.

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[info]pandaxian
2003-03-18 10:31 am UTC (link)
I thin Bush has a crush on you, i mean.. who doesn't?

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The Onion
[info]leebug
2003-03-18 10:45 am UTC (link)
Does this article give a fair portrayal of your feelings?

http://www.theonion.com/onion3905/north_korea.html

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[info]lilglass
2003-03-18 10:47 am UTC (link)
http://www.kimjongilonline.com

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[info]mre007
2003-03-18 11:04 am UTC (link)
I'll be watching this one..

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[info]simplyjenn
2003-03-18 01:20 pm UTC (link)
me too!

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[info]red_delicious
2003-03-19 01:33 am UTC (link)
you can check up on the dude who's stealing your spotlight at [info]iraq...

maybe you should join the community he belongs to as well =]

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[info]benzino
2003-03-27 10:47 am UTC (link)
Is Rain from Love in a Ten Block Radius the author of this thing?

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[info]supersaiyanjing
2003-04-03 07:38 pm UTC (link)
dude, your lj is the funniest i've ever seen. i hope you won't mind if i buddy you. of course as a patriotic American, I can't interact with you ever again. :)

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[info]lunaflux
2003-04-17 01:25 pm UTC (link)
I have a message for you, Jongy. It's from the Iron Lady. She says she misses you. I hear it all day long, "Jongy! Come back to me Jongy!" She's at the end of her rope. She's constantly wailing, "All he sees is Bush Bush Bush. And he told me he didn't like bush!!!"

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[info]mrjowyhead
2003-06-21 03:01 pm UTC (link)
I came up with the blueprints for Outer Space. You just stole them. I hate you.

I'll even sleep with Bush to prove it.

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[info]estrangler
2003-10-13 02:18 pm UTC (link)
this is absolutely fantastic. i'm laughing so hard i think my nose is going to bleed.

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