Kim Jong Il (the illmatic) ([info]kim_jong_il__) wrote,
2003-04-21 13:28:00





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[info]seanachie

April 21 2003, 10:30:22 UTC 9 years ago

BRB
ROR!!
Hold me!! HOld me!!

[info]grover173

April 21 2003, 10:33:04 UTC 9 years ago

*looks concerned*

KJI-VDs? That's nice and all, but shouldn't you have named them KIS-VDs? Your father invented movies, after all.

[info]godisawoman

April 21 2003, 10:34:02 UTC 9 years ago

Kim Jong Il is my hero!!!! He fucking invented DVD'S!!!!!! I mean.....KJI-VD'S!!!!!!!

[info]acting_girl

April 21 2003, 10:35:32 UTC 9 years ago

I saw the movie DVD's too.

In fact, I was watching my own performance.

I acted in it, you know.

I eat a burrito, just like I do in my journal. I'm so proud of myself.

[info]xaoswolf

April 21 2003, 10:37:09 UTC 9 years ago

I thought Al Gore invented DVDs.


Yes, it is a tired old joke, but damnit, I still find it funny.

[info]_pause

April 21 2003, 13:20:40 UTC 9 years ago

no.. you're thinking of his other invention: the cat.

[info]coolstring

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[info]jaigh_taylor

April 21 2003, 10:48:32 UTC 9 years ago

best thing ever.

[info]scottique

April 21 2003, 13:42:41 UTC 9 years ago

No no, your buddy icon is the best thing ever. :-)

[info]jaigh_taylor

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[info]dudemcfun

April 21 2003, 10:49:03 UTC 9 years ago

You're better than him Kim!

[info]ex_alltogeth766

April 21 2003, 10:51:03 UTC 9 years ago

Righteous... I mean, totally lethal...

train set... hahaha, Bush IS a child!

[info]rapier

April 21 2003, 10:58:17 UTC 9 years ago

DVDs got robbed at the Oscars, yo. It's all a plot hatched by imperialist film critics, of course, but never fear. The historical dialectic states that the peasants, workers and film producers of the DPRK will rise up against the capitalists, and the dictatorship of the proletariat will reign supreme! Oh, and I really liked that one super-hot love scene in DVDs. Yowza.

[info]darthpluto

April 21 2003, 11:15:37 UTC 9 years ago

that made me laugh almost as much as kim's entry lol

[info]shmivejournal

April 21 2003, 11:00:59 UTC 9 years ago

every time i see kim jong's aim name, i laugh.

[info]spjork

April 23 2003, 01:30:31 UTC 9 years ago

It's Jong-Il, fascist yankee! Kim is his surname.

This is why heavy-set middle-aged Korean women feel compelled to rename themselves "Sunny" or "April"

[info]ohhappydagger

9 years ago

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[info]peterhuang

April 21 2003, 11:01:28 UTC 9 years ago

Don't take any shit from him, Kim! What has Junior invented so far besides his own "strategeric" language?

[info]bonkadonk

April 21 2003, 11:17:21 UTC 9 years ago

Are you guys 50 or 5 years old? Yall have too much fun for running countries.

[info]faith_ful_lee

April 21 2003, 11:21:07 UTC 9 years ago

OMG!!! *holding my tummy*

[info]divinelv

April 21 2003, 11:34:28 UTC 9 years ago

I can always count on you for a good laugh.

[info]ohsnap

April 21 2003, 11:49:12 UTC 9 years ago

Alexi rocks my world!

And so does Kim.

ROR!!!!!11

[info]pjammer

April 21 2003, 12:30:54 UTC 9 years ago

AIM Humor - Matrix-Style

pjammerHK (12:01:53 PM): Oracle?
Auto response from Oracl3 (12:01:53 PM): Baking cookies. I'll be done soon, so leave me a message!

Oracl3 (12:02:38 PM): I know you're pjammer. hang on. brb
Oracl3 (12:04:41 PM): Ok. Back. Sorry.
pjammerHK (12:04:59 PM): So you're the Oracle?
Oracl3 (12:05:11 PM): Bingo. Not quite what you were expecting, hm?
pjammerHK (12:05:29 PM): So if you're the real Oracle, what's with the AIM login of Oracl3?
Oracl3 (12:05:33 PM): Uh-huh. And I suppose you also think that AIM buddy name "Neo" hasn't been taken already.
pjammerHK (12:05:29 PM): Oh. Right. Point taken.
Oracl3 (12:05:39 PM): I'd ask you to switch over to ICQ, but you're not going to anyway.

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[info]lizzie9208

April 21 2003, 12:56:21 UTC 9 years ago

Re: AIM Humor - Matrix-Style

um, what's the point of putting this on here?

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[info]whiskeyagogo

April 21 2003, 12:58:34 UTC 9 years ago

i've come to realize that you do not speak korean...

i will stop with the name calling...

but the whole 'shut up'...'no you shut up' routine is beginning to get trite...

two cents...

carry on

[info]kim_jong_il__

April 21 2003, 13:13:28 UTC 9 years ago

Shut up.

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[info]janainfur

April 21 2003, 13:26:48 UTC 9 years ago

Re:

hey kim,

i can definitely sense the tension between you and george w. but i think it's purely sexual tension. telling each other to shut up is basically like rough foreplay to great sex. just wait. he needs time, he gets so worked up by your presence that he cannot even spell words like "christmas" correctly. his brain fails because the blood rushes to other parts of the body. so, in many ways, things are looking up.

oh, and dear great leader, thank you so much for inventing the dvd! without it, the world would be a shameful place.

sincerely,
jana

[info]oakthorne

April 21 2003, 14:22:20 UTC 9 years ago

I'm gonna have to agree with you on this one.

Hey, maybe there's a new porn niche here:

World Leader Smut! Filthy Politicians Are All Hot and Waiting For You!

Terrified,
Joseph

[info]sfaithj

9 years ago

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[info]pjammer

April 21 2003, 13:35:45 UTC 9 years ago

KJI-VDs?!

KJI-VD ... isn't that what you picked up from that Scandanavian hooker?

Nasty stuff - I hope those antibiotics worked for you, Mister Kim ...

[info]astererebos

April 21 2003, 13:37:31 UTC 9 years ago

hahahahahahahaha!

[info]lotus76

April 21 2003, 14:32:50 UTC 9 years ago

lmao

i'm ror'ing so hard

i rub the engrish!

[info]addesso

April 21 2003, 14:46:27 UTC 9 years ago

So is that what all this bootleg DVD hubub is about all over Hong Kong, PI, and Chinatown??? I'll have to check this movie out.

[info]pinkybarbiegirl

April 21 2003, 17:57:01 UTC 9 years ago

sarang hae, you hideous man-goblin, you.

[info]chulitatota

April 21 2003, 18:14:10 UTC 9 years ago

KJI-VDs = Kim Jong Il Venereal Diseases?

[info]inthebelljar

April 21 2003, 19:34:25 UTC 9 years ago

very, very funny. this should be on the onion.
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