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Nice recording off an LP with the perfect amount of little pops and crackles.

Minister to cut proposed fines for blasphemy to €25,000 - The Irish Times - Thu, Jul 02, 2009 (11 July 2009)
 http://www.irishtimes.com/newspaper/frontpage/2009/0702/1224249909022.html

Gosh. So nice of them to cut that fine for blasphemy down to a more reasonable €25,000.

Wait... Blasphemy is now a crime in Ireland? Yes, it is as of this week. *facepalm*

Life might be so much better in Ireland if they'd bring back the snakes and drive out the Protestant and Catholic zealots. The horrible Magdalean Laundries persisted until recently. Sex abuse by priests was hushed over for decades. Divorce was finally legalized in the mid '90s there and abortions are still difficult to procure.

Is it any wonder the/we Irish drink?

Blow your blasphemy fine out your arse, St. Patrick.

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• 07:32 @shockozulu Eagleton misses the point that if one doesn't believe in a god, the theology thereof is irrelevant. Apologetics aren't proof. #
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Friendly tip! Feeling your age? Do not schedule appointments with your primary care physician, dentist and eye doctor all within one week. (All happened by accident actually.)

Why?
A.) It's expensive.
II.) It's disheartening.
3.) You'll need to stock up on Fuckitol.
Four.) You'll find it really disturbing that with each passing day you share more similar aches, wrinkles, gray hairs, sleep problems, eyesight limitations et. al. with YOUR PARENTS. This is wrong!!! This shouldn't happen! I was never going to get older! I was going to stay in Neverland forever!

Best to spread these things out over a year so you can forget a bit between them. I do look on the bright side of things though that at no time this week was I asked by a health care professional to lower my pants and bend over the exam table.

Why it was necessary to do so to receive a package from UPS, I don't know.

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• 03:52 @stephenfry I would think remaining silent wouldn't help anyone at all. #
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• 13:02 Dear ISS Personnel, Brilliant flash of white light coming from Earth not nuclear in nature. Just my legs in shorts. #
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• 06:10 Shit. Just realized I forgetted about the @paulandstorm show in Edwards last night. #
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