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Monday, January 24th, 2005
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I'm back in Indio, CA. 5 days of torture labor for the setup of the horse show and I sprained my lower back or something. Awesome? Indeed. Brad & Joseph have a place leased out in Palm Springs and just Joseph is there until the end of the week, so I'm going to go crash there for a couple of days and drink some cheap American booze & relax.
The morning after I fucked myself up, I couldn't stand up. I had to drag myself on the floor to go to the bathroom. lol, I only made it half way there and then my back seized up and I had to call for Stevee to help me out. He had to drag me around on his blanket. It's been a few days since then and now I can walk semi-normally but I don't think it would be a good idea for me to go back to work and start lifting.
I suppose I'll just go home after lounging in Palm Springs for a couple days. I hate this job anyways. This is totally fucking up my "goals" that I've set but whatev... I don't want to fuck my back up for life over something like this. Meh. $10,000 down the drain. I just can't decide if I should try working again in a few days or not :| I miss Bonnie & I think I might just go home.
The community here is basically 95% Mexican! These damn Mexicans tried breaking in here the other day with me home! I could hear them through the door all like, "KICK THE DOOR IN!!! NOBODY IS HOME!!!". They kicked the door a couple times and I yelled back & they booked.
c u l8a bai
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Friday, October 8th, 2004
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I went to see an Alexisonfire (Canadian "scream0" band) concert tonight. It's going to be the last show that I ever attend without ear plugs. You know those war movies that show what a soldier's hearing is like after an artillery shell blows up right near them? That high pitched ringing sound where everything else sounds muffled out? Ya, that's what I've got going on right now. It's sweet. I really like the fact that I'm 23 and my hearing is worse than most senior citizens.
I paid my rent at my new place on the 1st of this month but I won't be moving in there until tomorrow because that is the day that my internet and phone line get connected. Damn, which reminds me that my current phone number is getting cut off in a few hours. It pisses me off that I couldn't keep the same number. Perhaps my phone line and internet won't even be connected tomorrow considering the fact that I haven't been able to figure out what my landlord's name and # are (which is required before the phone company will connect my shit). They live right above me but I can't understand what the hell they're saying to me and they can't understand me. It's like a monkey trying to talk to a turtle. Silly hindus. Christ, I have a lot of stuff to move tomorrow :S Who the hell is going to carry my 54" tv the stairs here? Not me.
The carpet in my room at the new place was gross... it had some stained oak stains from the previous renter's bed frame. Looked really naz so I tore the carpet out and bought new carpet. Who knew carpet was so expensive? Fuckers. Figured I may as well paint the room while I was at it. BTW, laying carpet sucks pretty hard. Using a carpet kicker is pure hell on your knees. ANYWHOOOO, it looks pretty dandy now. Well, my next update should be from my new place. Time to sleep off this beer.
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Friday, September 24th, 2004
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Some lady attacked an ex-nazi owned exhibit at a museum in Germany...
Yelling loudly, the 35-year-old woman attacked "Office Baroque," a cutout section of wall by American artist Gordon Matta-Clark, doing a series of head-over-heels flips before landing on the work in a handstand, punching both her arms through the drywall, said Klaus Dieter Lehmann, president of Berlin's Prussian Cultural Heritage Foundation.
ARTICLE HERE
I also just want to mention my hatred for French Canadians and our stupid bi-lingual Country. Maybe Quebec and possibly another eastern province should be bi-lingual because that's where all the French Canadians are, but I'm sick of having French all over all my stuff. I don't know of ONE single French Canadian that lives here in BC. I don't even think I've seen or spoken to ANYONE around here who is/was primarily French speaking. I get livid about having French written all over my dvds! That shit bugs me to no end. Forgive me if I've mentioned this before but with some of our dvds, they try and fit the full English AND French title on the side panel of the keep case. IT DOESN'T FIT WELL. It makes me angry. I've decided to sell all of the dvds I own that have French on them and repurchase them by importing them from the USA.
Damn French Canadians and Newfoundlanders!!! (the Canadians that talk all funny and make us out to be a constant mockery)
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Sunday, September 12th, 2004
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Friday, September 10th, 2004
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Saturday, September 4th, 2004
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I don't think I updated my journal to say that I WAS moving out with Stevee again. Stevee and I hadn't seen the place that we were moving into because they couldn't arrange a viewing, but we're friends with the guy who bought the house and HE said that the place was huge. He told us that the bedrooms downstairs were Huuuuge and that one bedroom is on one side of the house and the other bedroom is wayyy at the other end. As if it was this massive mansion LOL!!!
Stevee showed up at my place with the U-Haul truck and we went to check out our new Mansion. We walked IN the house and walked right OUT of the house. A pile of shate. First of all, the carpets were amazing. One has a shit & puke green/blue 70's color and another room has this other absurd 70's crappy & bright color. There is a tight hallway that leads from the one "bedroom" to the other "bedroom". They were each about 6 foot x 6 foot rooms. My king sized bed would not even fit in that room! You could fit a queen sized bed and have no dresser. No closets either. The kitchen? Well that was in the tight hallway. A hallway/kitchen! How convenient. No place in the kitchen/hallway for a table. Sweet. There's another door in the hallway which was for the cubby hole bathroom.
The only other room was the 'living room' which is much smaller than my current bedroom. We couldn't fit half of our new 3 piece leather couch set in there. Forget about my tv. No closets & NO storage space. For that amount of money, nobody is going to rent that place. I could see it being a decent bachelor pad but I wouldn't personally move in there. Then they were spouting off to us about how it would be impossible for us to find a place 'that size' for such a 'good' price.
Half an hour later we found a place for rent about 3 blocks away. The place is massive & totally shveet. It even has a full bar! Huge bedrooms, very large living room & a stellar kitchen. Same price. Hopefully we get it! We've got an appointment tomorrow afternoon to check out this other brand new giant hindu house first. Either way, we're moving out October 1st.
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Saturday, August 28th, 2004
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Sunday, August 15th, 2004
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The guy that I was supposed to be moving out with in two weeks bailed on me. This biker idiot that Stevee is friends with just ditched his fat slob wife and wants to move in with Stevee really badly. So much in fact, he offered to pay Stevee double whatever I was going to pay for rent and also said he would pay for the phone/internet bill completely. WTF. I can understand that an offer like that would be hard to turn down... I mean, Stevee will be saving almost $400/month now.
This makes me look really awesome because this is the second time I've told everyone I'm moving out forsure and then got nerfed. I'm getting tired of everyone fucking me over. Out of everyone I know, I would least expect Stevee to do something like this. I can't blame him for not turning down that offer though.
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Thursday, August 12th, 2004
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$120 ticket for not wearing my seatbelt? You have got to be kidding me. I'll be sure to make 4x that amount of money illegally & tax free asap. Worthless heroin addicts who pollute the downtown streets don't get tickets for their panhandling bullshit BUT a decent citizen gets a $120 ticket without warning for driving 2 blocks away to the corner store without a seatbelt on? Good game.
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Wednesday, August 11th, 2004
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Tuesday, August 10th, 2004
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Ho..ly... shit. This game is insane.
I thought my Radeon 9700pro was going to run like crap but it's actually pretty nice. I'm still pumped to play it with my new video card when it arrives :D
Doom 3D used to give me the worst motion sickness ever! I used to play it until I was about to vomit and then take a power nap and then repeat the process. It was one of those games that was worth getting sick over. Gravol helped me beat the game.
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Kas says:
don't you have windows media player somewhere on there?
Jennifer - AC Newman was amazing live says:
yes
Kas says:
right click on the link and save the file to your computer
Kas says:
then try playing it through windows media player
Jennifer - AC Newman was amazing live says:
i cant right click
Jennifer - AC Newman was amazing live says:
its one big button
Kas says:
LOLLLLLLL macs
Seriously, I get depressed when I'm using a mouse that can't scroll up/down/left/right with a swivel ball (which can also be used as a button when pressed down) and doesn't have 2 extra buttons on the left hand side to conveniently go 'back' and 'forward' through webpages.
Using a mouse that's just a single entire button? Aw helllll naw.
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Sup, so I quit my job the other day. My neck started to get a bit tense and then a couple hours later, I could barely move it. I went in to the Chiropractor yesterday and I've got something funky going on with my upper spine. Awesome! Good thing that the Chiropractor made things at least 10x worse. Why she would press down on the top of my head as hard as possible was far beyond me. Her only purpose for that was to see where the pain was (even though I already told her before that). Now it's hard to sit back, lay down, turn my head a bit or do anything.
I'm absolutely convinced that Chiropractors are all guilty of malpractice. You even have to sign papers that don't make them liable for what they do to you! THEY FUCK YOU UP. They make it so your injury is way worse and then they book you for months worth of appointments after. At each appointment, they do something to sustain your injury enough for you to think you still need more appointments! They crack your neck and lol as they drain your wallet for worthless 5 minute sessions. Seriously, $45 for 5-10 minutes? AW HELLLL NAW.
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This evening I'll be signing off the internet and waking up to log into a nightmare (aka the real world) for 5 days. I've been contracted to work a local equestrian show downtown Vancouver. I'm pretty stressed about it bitch, bitch, whine, whine, livejournal. Considering that I'm used to going to sleep no earlier than 5-6am and I'm supposed to be WAKING UP at that time for work now, I needed to buy myself an econo sized box of extra strength sleeping pills to help me flip my schedule LOL
My buddy Stevee called me this morning and asked me if I'll move out with him on September 1st. Though it isn't an ideal time for me to make such a move, I'm going to go with it. We've got a nice new place lined up and our landlord is a buddy of ours, so it will be A-OK. The 5 days I'm working will make me enough money to pay my rent for 3 months! That's all I'll need to think about to get past the fact that I'm going to be working with two people that I would love to put 6 feet under!
Unisom.
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My main hard drive died on my secondary computer. I did a warranty check and OF COURSE:
Expiration Date: 2004-05-07
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I had to go to the local trailer park to fix someone's computer earlier today. The couple that owns the computer are total parkies. In fact, they even have a bumper sticker on the front of their trailer saying something like, "God hates rednecks... tornadoes only hit trailer parks". Both Joanne & Steve are total drunks and Joanne smokes way too much weed for her own good. All of their ashtrays are filled with roaches and every counter top has at least a dime bag.
Steve offered me a beer and at first I refused the offer (considering I had just woke up an hour earlier) but after listening to them talk for half a minute, I quickly changed my mind and accepted. Soon enough, I had 6 beers in my stomach and no food. I seriously had to drink that much to cope with being around them!
Joanne is one of those annoying people who don't listen to a word you're saying when you speak. You know the annoying boss in Office Space that's always like, "Ok greaaaaat, yeahhh, if you could just come in to work tomorrow morning at 7am that would be greaaat"? She was pulling that shit on me while I was trying to explain to her about the 120 spyware garbage files she managed to get installed since I put the computer together for her last week. Part way through me telling her about how many spyware programs were installed, she's like, "Greaaaat, oh yeah! That's wonderful yeahhh. The internet is just a whole new world isn't it fun? Wow, I used to know all about it before but now I'm just out of the loop heheheheh". Great? Wonderful? What's great & wonderful about me telling you how you fucked your shit up? Better roll another one love child.
Then Steve starts telling me about his wonderful ideas of making massive amounts of money on ebay selling Joanne's home made hippie bead jewelry and a bunch of other garbage. Unfortunately (fortunately?) he has no idea what "internet" is. Before you put stuff on ebay, first you have to learn how to double click on your desktop. He also wanted me to find him a cheap ticket to Thailand for some other insane venture. His money making idea stories somehow drifted to stories of making money from selling drugs back in the late 60's & early 70's.
Steve has white hair and somehow reminds me of Einstein minus any sort of brains and his big glasses are so scratched up, I'm surprised he can see out of them. Anyways, somehow his story managed to mention how he's been to jail like 30 years ago and how he would never want to go back. Apparently back in his home town there was a guy named "Killer Dave" who used to terrorize people in his community and he didn't like it. So one day Steve got in an argument with Killer Dave at the bar while high on 7 hits of early 70's microdot lsd and he told Killer Dave that he was going to shoot him in the face.
Steve took off from the bar and went directly to the nearest gun shop where he managed to kick the door in and snag a shotgun and a pocket full of shells. He sawed off the tip and twined the shotgun to his body under his winter coat and strolled back into the bar to say 'sup' to Killer Dave. Steve shot the place up but was lucky enough NOT to hit anyone with any of the blasts LOL. Got sentenced 4 years and did 2.
Soon after his story, he passed out and I made my grand escape.
The End.
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I'm not much of a SODA drinker and I especially dislike cola beverages of any type *BUT* I did happen to like Crystal Pepsi. WTF ever happened to Crystal Pepsi? It was genuinely a stroke of genius and I'll never understand why it failed.
TAHITI TREAT. Another childhood favorite that mysteriously vanished! I'm not talking about that C+ Tahiti Treat bullshit juice... I'm talking about the soda you used to be able to buy out of the soda machines. Even though it stained your teeth/tongue/lips bright red for long periods of time, it owned.
Canada is truly a pathetic country solely based on the fact that we don't have any decent energy drink sodas. No Red Bull, no Rock Star, no Monster, no fun at all. Taurine isn't a legal substance here. The most highly over-caffeinated soda that I would seriously love to stock up on is Bawls soda. It makes Jolt (crap) seem like tonic water. I believe that Bawls' contents are highly above the legal limit of caffeine in Canada ;_;
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Wednesday, July 7th, 2004
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Alright, I've seen about every type of crazy/sick fetish since I was introduced to the world commonly known as "Internet", but THIS fetish is just out of control! LOL, and I thought poop eating japscat vids were outlandish and disturbing. I mean, I could stomach those... but watching some greasy skids popping eachother's zits into their mouths with their teeth & tongues would probably induce some serious nausea and force me to dig out my own eyeballs.
I just bought an overpowered server APC UPS (uninteruptible power suppy) to protect my babys (computers). I bought it with good timing too! The power went out the other night and I was the only guy in town still rockin' out online. I think that officially raises (lowers) my status to uber nerd.
VIDEOGAME TALK BELOW
I've been blowing through some rad games recently. Here's a couple shitty comments about the games I've been playing most recently:
The Chronicles of Riddick: Escape from Butcher Bay - XBOX
I *loved* playing this title. It's simply one of the BEST GAMING EXPERIENCES that I have ever been through. It's one of those games that people love to even WATCH you play. If you have an xbox, I encourage you to play it and if you try playing it and don't like it, you're a worthless faggot.
Splinter Cell: Pandora Tomorrow - XBOX
Awesome. Though I generally can't stand playing stealth games, this game was definitely worth my time. This sequel to Splinter Cell is filled with improvements and the graphics deserve an erection. If you haven't played it, you better check yourself before you wreck yourself. I almost cried when I beat it because I didn't want to stop playing it! In fact, I liked it so much that I started...
Splinter Cell - PC
I had started to play this on xbox when it was first released but I stopped because I was too impatient and didn't really give it the chance it deserved. I picked this title back up (on PC this time) yesterday and flew through it in a day and a half. I found it to be a bit too easy (especially compared to it's older brother) but it's still one of the better games I've played through.
Far Cry - PC
Rad. The graphics force you to masturbate and the gameplay leads to the ejaculation. This game is hard to top in the FPS category (or any category for that matter). It's got an amazing graphics engine which is currently the top benchmarking engine for hardware enthusiasts. A+++++++ WOULD PLAY AGAIN!!! In fact, I'm going to play it again as soon as my new video card arrives :D :D :D :D :D
Morrowind: Elder Scrolls III - PC
This real time FP RPG is a classic. This is one of those games that you can get sucked into playing for like a year or longer. I'm really not too sure why it took me so long to get into this game! Though it's obviously visually superior, it's gameplay almost compared to my all time favorite game (Ultima 7: The Black Gate & Ultima 7 Part 2: Serpent Isle). I also installed the Tribunal & Bloodmoon expansions but I only completely played through the original.
Guilty Gear X2 #Reload - XBOX
Simply the best current 2D fighter to date imo. Stellar graphics, quick gameplay, wicked character design, advanced combo possibilities etc.
Metal Slug 3 - Neo-Geo
I had started to play the port on the xbox but decided to just play through the Neo-Geo version instead. No other console seems to be able to properly port the Metal Slug games in their true glory. I possibly enjoy this series more than Contra and I award Metal Slug the crown for 2D sidescrolling shoot em' up games. It's funny, the music is awesome and it's 2 player mode never gets old. I've played through the series countless times.
Mega Man Anniversary Collection - ps2
I just started this title. Currently finishing Mega Man 1. The Ice Man stage was pissing me off HARDCORE. This game quickly reminded me of the fury I used to unleash on my NES controllers when I was a child. Not only would I slam my NES controllers all over the floor, this game used to make me BITE the controller with all my might. Those paddles were invincible wonders of engineering. I'm on the Dr. Wily stage now and I'm highly anticipating to play Mega Man 2 & 3 (which I honestly believe are two of the original Nintendo's best games).
Anyways, it's 5:15am and I could continue writing quick & shitty reviews for many more hours but I have to get up at a decent time to go downtown & grab all the parts to build some shmuck a computer (and grab myself some new parts).
Baiii
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Wednesday, June 9th, 2004
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HEY GUYS! I just wasted a FULL DAY on bidding on ebay for a ripoff gmail account (google's new beta email service that has all sorts of handy functions as well as a 1000mb storage space opposed to the shit 2mb hotmail one). Gmail is in beta testing, so you can't just sign up for an account. All beta testers got 3 free 'invite' gmail links/accounts to give away and now there are 1000's for sale on ebay that are selling as high as $200 and as low as $40.
MY LIFELONG DREAM IS TO HAVE A GOOD EMAIL ACCOUNT NAMED KASPER@GMAIL.COM AND I WAS WILLING TO PAY MONEY TO SECURE MY LONG DESIRED DREAM AND FANTASY BEFORE GMAIL IS AVAILABLE TO THE GENERAL PUBLIC.
Of course, after I find a 'great deal' (20bux later), I find that Kasper@gmail.com is TAKEN. So now I'm going to swallow a dozen batteries and slit my throat.
Even back in the day when I signed up for a beta hotmail account before Microsoft owned Hotmail, Kasper was taken! WTF. Who is this sly & cunning doppelganger who always outwits me by registering my name before me at all times? I couldn't even get Kasper for my livejournal user name. This idiot stole my name and posted ONCE years ago saying, "I'm posting, how fun!". So I'm stuck with Kasper_. It's always has to be an annoying _ after my name or 12 digits.
KASPER666_6969_QT_BOI@HOTMAIL.COM
DAMN YOU INTERNET
edit: add me to your hotmail if you want. My new account is seriously kasper6969123_lolwtfsupbabys_qt_azn_boi_roffles942193666@hotmail.com
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Sup. O, that's neat. So the hoarse show is finally over and that's just dandy. I'm beat. I'll be here for another week or so doing shitty work and if I don't die, I'll be heading home with a couple stops along the way. If any of you Californiacs (har har) want to meet up with me for some odd reason, let me know and drop an idea because I'm far too lazy to organize anything.
Will, if you want me to put all your PC parts in a new case, go HERE and order one of these cases on sale. We'll just forget about the extra money you owed me <3
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sup. I LOVED shoveling out horse stalls today for 12 hours in 90+ degree heat in the desert!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! If I EVER *EVERRRR* hear ANYONE complaining about slavery, I'm going to murder them on the spot. *I* am a true slave. Those slaves had it easy.
I wish I could upload the smell of digging up a hidden red piss pocket from the shavings in a stall. It creates the harshest ammonia scent ever and it burns your nasals and makes your eyes water. Will, I'm going to collect a sample of red piss shavings in a film container for you to experience what I'm talking about! Bitch bitch bitch, whine whine whine, livejournal.
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Well, last night was about the worst idea ever. That Steel Reserve beer is brewed directly in the depths of hell. On the way to the club later in the night I had to get the driver to pull over so I could vomit while urinating! Awesome! Drinking on an empty stomach is nei good. I didn't get home until 4am and then I had to get up at 6am for work.
Monday is a off day but we do crappy jobs like mucking out horse stalls and stacking/delivering 100 pound bails of hay around the show grounds. I seriously don't think I've ever felt worse in my life. If I were given the option of laying face first in a pile/puddle of horse shit/piss to take a nap when I was at work, I would have taken it in a second. If I had a gun, I would have shot myself in the face.
Time for sleep baiiii! <3
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Sunday, February 29th, 2004
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Sundays at work are usually fairly short days for us. Well, if you can call a 10 hour shift short :S So Sunday is usually party night for the crew and tonight my old best buddy Mike is having a keg party at his place even though we have to get up at 6am for work tomorrow. I don't want to wake up tomorrow. How do i drinkd a 40 of Steel Resrve rite now? This beer tastes like strong urine.
Setup Week
Show Week 1
Show Week 2
Show Week 3
Off Week (still work)
Show Week 4
Show Week 5
Show Week 6
Cleanup Week 1
Cleanup Week 2? (probably not)
Possibly meeting up with Morb and Dw33b and definitely Will
Working is gay. I wish banks weren't as hard to rob as they were back in the olden days.
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Saturday, February 7th, 2004
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I went to Wal-Mart the other day here in southern California to buy some international money orders and there was this cute chick working at the customer service desk. So I ask her if I can get a couple international money orders and she asks me where I'm sending them to... I tell her that I'm sending them to Canada. Typically, she asks me, "Canada? Where is that anyways?". LOL. So after a bit of explaining, she asks me how big of a money order I want. I dropped a couple grand on the counter and she was like
0_o "WOAH!!! How much money is that?!"
"$2000... so two $1000 money orders plz"
"Um... how many zeros is in a thousand?"
"ha, what? Three... but you can put four if you want"
"AHHH! You're trying to trick me! *calls the manager*"
It took me like 40 minutes to get my money orders. WTF.
I've had to deal with this super annoying gay judge all week at work. He's been asking me out for dinner or drinks non-stop but I keep on telling him that I'm not interested. Every chance he gets, he's always coming over to my crew area and trying to rub my shoulders or grab my muscles etc. It's out of hand :\ I would press charges on him if I wasn't a border jumper ;) Earlier today, he came up to me with a hotel key and tried giving it to me! I told him I didn't want it and he was like, "Come on... don't you want to make some REAL money?". Christ.
I'm not really much of a dog person but today I saw the CUTEST dog ever and I'm completely in love. A French Bulldog! It looks like it's part Pug and part Bulldog. I played with him every chance I got. I must get one! Apparently they're really rare though $$$.
btw... Morb & Dw33b, where do you guys live?
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Friday, January 16th, 2004
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Well, my birthday went well. Everyone had a great time and too many drinks. This local club named The Mirage had $0.75 high balls and people must have bought me AT LEAST 14 gin & tonics :\ Non-stop shots too... What a nightmare. I've felt like shit all day.
I leave in the morning to drive 26 hours down south on my own. I'm definitely not looking forward to this. Christ, I left basically everything to the last second! Everything is hectic right now. Well, I suppose I'm going to have "The Last Supper" by myself :) This good ph0 place is open until 2am now :p
Why the hell am I going back to California? This is so depressing. I'll be bringing my laptop so hopefully I'll get internet when I'm living there or I'll die of withdrawl before spring.
Take care guys.
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Wednesday, January 14th, 2004
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Remember that sperm whale I was talking about who was staying at my place for a week of Christmas fun?
Click HERE to see her in action.
The day after her and IAN left my place, I went to lay on my bed. Didn't happen. My bed was COVERED in nuts, chips & crumbs. My white sheets were almost yellowish in some spots and my pillow cases were wet with sweat & grease! F-U-C-K-I-N-G S-I-C-K.
Here's a little treat for those of you who know JAY. That was from the end of the night on New Year's. Too much booze.
How about a vid of me sticking my shlong on some idiot's head when he was passed out on the couch that night? He had really pissed me off earlier.
January 15th is my birthday... just a day away. It's also my last day/night in town before I head off back down south to California for the winter. I'm pretty stressed about it but I gotta make that money. I hate horses.
FUCK USPS. Look at the computer I built for Will & shipped to Cali. WTF?! The box had styrofoam supports etc. I don't see how it could get damaged like that. It looks like some idiot took a baseball bat to it. At least we got it working :\
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Sunday, January 11th, 2004
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In the past week I've beat Fatal Frame 1 & 2. These games were AWESOME. I've always been a big survival/horror fan but lately I've lost interest. I played Resident Evil 1 on Gamecube for no more than an hour or so and I played my Resident Evil Zero for about 10 minutes. Fatal Frame brought a new spark for me. This shit was FREAKY. Silent Hill games are pretty freaky too but I would have to say that Fatal Frame 2 takes the cake by far.
I bought a nice new Sony digital camera today & I'm pretty pleased with it. 6am and I'm tired.
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Sunday, December 28th, 2003
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Sup Internet. Jesus was on my side this year for Christmas! In fact, God himself asked Jesus to invite my dad's fat slob cousin to our house for the holiday season! Ian and Spermwhale (his wife Kathy) arrived on Christmas Day and it refreshed the old memories of Ian and Spermwhale when they blessed us with their presence the last time. When I had a few friends over in my room the other year, Spermwhale decided to splash on through my door and tell my friends that it's time for them to go home! I must have been confused... I thought it was my house.
Ian is a fat Unix/Linux/Cisco/etc/etc/etc nerd guru. Spermwhale is a 300lb "GRAPHICS SPECIALIST" (more like gunt specialist because she has a mountain sized gunt). She's pretty sure that she is a graphics expert but I'll let you be the judge of that. Here's a SCREENSHOT of her 'professional' website (with a little graphic of my own that I added at the bottom to help out).
I've been staying at Jay's house since they arrived at my place. I had to come back home to get a change of clothes yesterday while they were out, but unfortunately they got home from shopping before I could escape. I helped carry a few bags of groceries into the kitchen and then Kathy splashed into the kitchen and yelled, "THANKSSSSSSS FOR HELPING CARRY THE GROCERIEEEEEES.... IAN!!!!!!!!!". She proceeded to throw a bag at Ian's face. I was like, "I'm sure glad I carried a few of the bags!". "YA WELL, YOU'RE LUCKY", she scowled back. I asked how the traffic was because of the snow and Spermwhale snapped at me, "I DON'T WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT OK?!?!?!". Ok. So I took off back to Jay's.
Apparently in the car, Spermwhale was spazzing because traffic was backed up and she was STARVING and had to eat instantly or her species would become extinct. She was yelling at Ian to figure out why the cars weren't moving. My mom said that there was probably an accident or something and that they were only a few blocks away from our street so it wouldn't be long. Kathy is like, "WELL I NEED TO EAT NOWWWWWW!!! I'M HUNGRY RIGHT NOWWWWW!!!!".
She started to dig through the groceries and try to eat the unwashed grapes. My mom tried to tell her that she should wait until the pesticides were washed off before devouring the entire universe and Kathy is like, "YA WELL, THAT'S EASY FOR YOU TO SAY!!!" (even though my mom hadn't eaten since Kathy did). My mom finally got annoyed and said that unless she is diabetic, she can wait for a few more minutes until they arrived at our house. "ACTUALLY, I *AM* DIABETIC" (total lie). Anyways, my mom called her bluff after arguing for a bit and they arrived back home before I could escape.
Today I get back home to find the case of my new Memento Limited Edition dvd sitting on my bed, torn open. The dvd case slides out of the OPEN END of the cover. Not difficult to figure out. They had to tear the fucking thing apart though! THX SPERMWHALE. The power on my xbox was left on and my computer was locked up. wtf. The blankets from their bed were all over the floor in piles. What slobs.
My dad got home and told me about how Kathy was being a drama queen this morning and acting like her muscles were so sore. Spermwhale actually made my mom get out of bed to do all sorts of errands for her like putting a pillow on her chair for her and getting/filling a hot water bottle. She was crying that it was from stress and basically she was just trying to rub it in my mom's face and make her feel bad because my mom refused to drive for 4 hours to take Spermwhale to Harrison Hot Springs for her to swim around a bit.
I'll try to fit them separately in webcam pics (if they can fit in a 640x480 pic) before they leave. I can't believe they asked to stay here for a whole week. Anyways, I'm getting out of here before they get back to our house.
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Monday, December 15th, 2003
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ß©ñÑl€ ~ says:
lol my new name for you is Pile
Kas says:
how would you feel if I started calling you 6 coiler?
ß©ñÑl€ ~ says:
I would feel like shit.
ß©ñÑl€ ~ says:
AHAHHAAHAH
Kas says:
lollllllll
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Thursday, December 11th, 2003
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[OS] Windows XP Professional, Service Pack 1, v.1151 (5.1 - 2600) [Uptime] 2m 17s [CPU] 2-Intel Pentium 4, 3120MHz, 512KB (0% Load) [RAM] Usage: 203/511MB (39.73%) [||||------] [Hard Drive] C:\ (97.07GB Free, 111.78GB Total), D:\ (2.67GB Free, 152.66GB Total), E:\ (18.81GB Free, 152.66GB Total), F:\ (3.80GB Free, 111.78GB Total), G:\ (7.72GB Free, 111.79GB Total), H:\ (63.21GB Free, 76.33GB Total)
suuuup. Dual 400mhz DDR running at 800mhz to match the 800mhz fsb HT cpu (eliminating the previous bottlenecks). It took about 12-15 minutes to install winxp! tee-hee lolol i <3 new computar c u l8r baiiii
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Wednesday, December 3rd, 2003
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Alright, WTF is going on HERE?! This German guy ran an ad on the internet looking for a willing victim to be murdered and eaten. The most F'd up part about this is that SOMEBODY ACTUALLY VOLUNTEERED!!! The victim actually ate some of HIMSELF as his last supper with the man before he was killed! HAHAHA
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Thursday, November 6th, 2003
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check out my DESKTOP. It took me a bunch of tinkering but I'm pleased with the results. I can do google/image/dictionary searches directly off my desktop. I made hard drive icons on the right to single click link to the specific drive. The single click quicklinks on the bottom left are various games/apps/folders etc.
:)
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Tuesday, November 4th, 2003
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Monday, November 3rd, 2003
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Brad & Joseph's same sex marriage was on Saturday. I would have to say that it was pretty gay har har, Fagfest 2k3. I had a pretty rad time though and Cassie was my date. She's like 5'0" (if that), half AzN, and I can't see her weigh more than 80lbs. 2 QT tee-hee. It was open bar for a couple nights straight so I took full advantage of it. Maybe I'll have some pics to post later.
Check out the comparison of Ron Jeremy & my buddy Joe in his Ron Jeremy costume from Halloween! How the hell did he find Ron's shirt?
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Wednesday, October 22nd, 2003
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Wednesday, October 15th, 2003
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| Time: | 4:30 am. |
| Mood: | awake. | | Music: | Alice in Chains - God Am. |
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COMEDY GOLD (Old interview with Arnold talking about how he's in heaven, cumming day & night). It's too funny that he won... he's not the brightest guy I've met. I spent 2 weeks with Arnold and his family (including his super BITCH wife) at the last Equestrian show I worked at. She spazzed at us when we asked Arnold if he wanted to hand out a few prize ribbons to a few of the kids (including his daughter who won 1st place) in a pony class competition.
My local friends and I have been messing around with this Fanta Shokata East Indian soda website. You create a series of 3 subtitles for various commercials of theirs.
My friend Kirsten made THIS one & my buddy Jer made THIS one. There's a bunch of others but I don't have the links for them anymore. All mine are inside jokes between friends and nobody else would get them. Plz make one ;)
ps Freedom Fighters is a pretty :cool: game. Jay and I beat it yesterday and I also beat Halo PC yesterday :D
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Friday, October 10th, 2003
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Sup. I went down to Seattle/Tacoma area last weekend to pick up a spindle of dvd-r discs that I ordered to my brother's place. The first night I stayed over at Denise's place with some of her US Navy buddies & had a pretty good time. Why the hell can't Canada have cheap beer prices like in the US? I also enjoy the fact that you can buy cold beer in basically every corner store/gas station in the US. BC needs to stop supporting heroin addicts and start to support beer drinkers.
My brother Jason was staying at his client Pete's house for the weekend and I stayed there with him on Sunday. Pete's that d00d who was administered too much anesthetic during a minor surgery and temporarily died. He can't hold short term memory for longer than a few minutes, therefore he can't create long term memories. He still sustains his long term memories prior to the malpractice though. Once again, Jason and I fucked around with him a bit ;) I came into Pete's house and sat on the couch and then my brother's like:
"Hey Pete, this is my brother Brian. You remember him?"
"Nope, I never met him... I haven't met YOU either. Who are you?"
My brother's been taking care of Pete for years now and Pete still doesn't even know who the hell he is! We put Pete to bed at 8pm and Jason and I just shot the shit & drank the night away until 4:30am. We went to sleep and woke up at around 11am and then Jason went into Pete's room at noon to wake him up.
"Come on Pete, time to get up!"
"WHAT?! Who are you? Get out of my room! Are you crazy or something?
"Am I crazy? YOU'RE the one who's mentally incapacitated. Come on Pete, take your pills"
"Pills? What for? Is this Tylenol or something?"
"Nope, they're for your drain bramage"
A bit later in the afternoon Jason decided that the three of us should go to the beach. It took us like 20 minutes to get there and by the time we got there, we felt pretty shitty from drinking the night before and we decided not to bother going for a walk. We just started driving back home :) On the way back I was like:
"Hey Pete... that was a long walk down the beach hey? You must be pretty tired. You get some good exercise?" (even though we didn't walk anywhere at all)
"Yup, long walk. I'm ready for a nap" heh.
We went out to some buffet named Zamba's (or something like that) and sat down at our table. Jason left Pete and I together alone and he went to get some food...
"Where am I? Are we in Florida? No no... this must be Seattle. Who are you?"
"WHAT? I'm your son!"
"YOU'RE MY SON?! Hrmm... no, this can't be. You must be confused or something!"
"Pffff, come on dad, don't play around with me like that!"
By this time, Jason got back to the table and caught on to what was going on.
"Pete, don't be rude... this is your long lost son! He's finally returned to you. All he asks from you is a small favor!"
"Oh yeah? What's he want?"
"He just needs a :cool: ten large from you ($10,000)"
"WHAT?! I'll give him ten large smacks upside the head for asking me for 10 grand!"
"Aw, come on dad! Don't you love me anymore?"
LOLZ. So then this chick walks by our table and Pete gets distracted...
"Damn, NICE TITS. I want her to turn around so I can get a good look at those fine titties!"
"hahaha, oh yeah? Why don't you ask her to come home with you?"
"Hell no... I love my wife, Gretel... she's got a FINE pussy"
"Pete, Gretel divorced you. Her and your kids are living in Florida" (true)
"WHAT?! Gretel divorced me? She got my kids? I really got screwed over"
It must really suck to have to realize for the first time that your wife & kids are gone... 50x/day. Jason posted notes all around the walls on the house that say:
I AM CURRENTLY LIVING IN SEATTLE IN MY OWN HOME
MY WIFE GRETEL AND I AGREED TO DIVORCE EACHOTHER
AND GRETEL & THE KIDS ARE LIVING HAPPILY IN FLORIDA
I AM LIVING UNDER THE CARE OF MY CARETAKER JASON OR BEN
You should have seen the look on his face when I told him it was year 2003! He still thinks it's in the 90's. Anyways, I could talk all night about Pete and things that happened at his place... I'll stop now.
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Thursday, September 25th, 2003
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I went to see a Finger Eleven concert last night and it was pretty rad. The guitarists are nuts! One of the guitarists kept on whipping his guitar around his body so it would 360 three times before he would grip back on and play the next chord with perfect timing. He had all sorts of :cool: guitar tricks.
At the concert I saw David, the lead singer of my best friend Jay's younger brother's band. We can't stand eachother. First of all, he's totally condescending. Secondly, he was sexually abused by his dad which is probably a major factor in him being all GOTH with his tight black leather(ish) clothing, makeup, 20 tattoos, mohawk/phrohawk, along with his 20 piercings and his -100 guage ear spacers that you could almost slam dunk a basketball through. To top things off, he thinks he's Maynard from Tool and he's also an artsy Vegan. He's one guy I would seriously love to dropkick in the face. I won't though because I would get some sort of metal spike through my foot.
On a lighter note...
I've been studying for some computer certs I want. I took some mock tests for A+ etc. and I got like 96%. Instead of paying big bucks for the courses, I'm just going to pay to write the tests. I'll update more later, I'm tired/bored.
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