Malwina Ham

Wed, 20 Aug 2008 03:29:12 GMT

i feel like death. who comes home after a really busy 8-hour work day to a messy apartment. when do i ever get to relax? maybe broken social scene and johnathan rice on saturday will make me feel better :]

Mon, 28 Jul 2008 08:00:08 GMT

i am in so much pain that i can't even begin to describe it.

blackberry post

Tue, 17 Jun 2008 09:01:13 GMT

Umm. I don't know why but I can't sleep. Roxy is crawling all over the bed. I'm taking her to the vet in the morning to be spayed but she doesn't suspect a thing. This week is going to go by really fast and that makes me feel uneasy because I'm starting school and work next week. But oh well, the bills gotta be paid. Who knew that trying to stay alive would be so expensive. Fml.

Tue, 06 May 2008 02:09:58 GMT

my life would be so much easier if i had ink in my printer. i dont know why i dont just go out and buy some. goddamn.

Tue, 01 Apr 2008 07:22:54 GMT

this will forever be my desktop picture:

Thu, 14 Feb 2008 02:33:01 GMT

moar humorous pics

why is everyone so annoying?

Mon, 11 Feb 2008 08:40:19 GMT

i cant stand 99.99% of the people at my school and i really mean that.
i cant WAIT to move in with christine over the summer. and get away from all this bullshit.

also, cant wait to see cat power.

Thu, 07 Feb 2008 01:46:00 GMT

today is the exact half-way point of my third year of college. its been a hell of a trip. last night i was making flash cards for my neuroscience midterm and i got so overwhelmed by everything i started crying so hard i had an anxiety attack. i have NEVER cried because i had to study for a test. this morning when i went to work my supervisor made me go home and take a nap because i looked like hell. it sure was a good nap though.

today i was also supposed to take my license test but the bitches at the dmv didnt let me because they wanted to see my new green card and i didnt have it with me. so that was fun and exciting, and made me want to scream. next time, maybe they should tell me in advance that they need to see it. that would be cool.

i am probably going to go crazy with the amount of taurine and caffeine i put into my body but i can't function without one or the other. going to drink a whole monster now and study for a midterm that i am not ready for KAY BAI.

my two loves

Thu, 27 Dec 2007 23:23:19 GMT

They come to town when the war is over
Dirty boots in the middle of the night
Trolling the bars, hitting on the soldiers
Boys give it up without a fight
They say, “Hey, boy, how about your place?
I know you really want to take me home”
Drop the bags off on the bedroom floor
They make love with the lights on, saying

“I’m a carpetbagger, baby
I’m coming to your town
I’m going to treat you kind (woo-hoo)
I’m going to rob you blind (woo-hoo)
I’ll smile all the time
Whoa, yeah
Whoa, yeah
Whoa, yeah

Sally could have had any one of the boys
But she couldn’t love no one she could not control
Friend of mine and her got married
I don’t hear too much from them anymore
Last I heard, he had a rope around his neck
Dragging around the grocery store
Carrying her bags and pushing down the aisles
Saying, “I ain’t got no home in this world anymore”

“I’m a carpetbagger, baby
I’m coming to your town
I’m going to treat you kind (woo-hoo)
I’m going to rob you blind (woo-hoo)
I’ll smile all the time
Whoa, yeah
Whoa, yeah
Whoa, yeah

They come to town when the party’s over
Books been written and truths been tried
They’ll take it all if the door’s left open
Steal the nose right from under your eyes

Singing, “I’m a carpetbagger, baby
I’m coming to your town
I’m going to treat you kind (woo-hoo)
I’m going to rob you blind (woo-hoo)
I’ll smile all the time
Whoa, yeah
Whoa, yeah
Whoa, yeah
Whoa, yeah

Wed, 26 Dec 2007 07:06:49 GMT

it is really my parents fault for getting me addicted to red wine and champagne.
and it's been confirmed that i suck at playing guitar. out of tune, out of tune.

"you dont want none of this shit"

Sat, 22 Dec 2007 03:16:06 GMT

walk hard:
penises & drugs
=awesome.

Mon, 17 Dec 2007 00:06:02 GMT

i just got my period last night for the first time in about 4 months and i swear every muscle in my body is aching right now.

Thu, 06 Dec 2007 01:12:18 GMT

sometimes, i really wish my life had taken a different path. except i dont know what i want that path to be. i just know its not this one.

quote of the year

Mon, 26 Nov 2007 04:47:09 GMT

ilona: i can't even use a toaster
me: umm.. that's a microwave.

Wed, 24 Oct 2007 07:14:03 GMT

fuck you and you and you. and you too. seriously.

OH MY GOD

Tue, 16 Oct 2007 07:59:43 GMT

THAT was the single best night of my life. i'm completely speechless. wow.

Mon, 15 Oct 2007 07:18:17 GMT

how the FUCK did i turn 20 today.

bored

Tue, 31 Jul 2007 06:16:59 GMT

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Sat, 28 Jul 2007 06:50:27 GMT

i honestly dont know what the hell is going on in my life anymore. its ALMOST funny, but not. lol.

Sat, 14 Jul 2007 05:21:23 GMT

lol, jk.

Fri, 13 Jul 2007 02:01:57 GMT

god i really hate my life right now.

Tue, 03 Jul 2007 20:47:35 GMT

lol @ my life consisting of nothing but school and work. i dont even know if i'm doing anything tomorrow for 4th of july. someone please invite me somewhere. ilona?

last time i checked this was still my journal

Tue, 05 Jun 2007 21:17:32 GMT

everyone i know is selfish and inconsiderate. i'm just tired of it, thats all.

Tue, 05 Jun 2007 07:00:25 GMT

why is everyone my age already getting married and having babies? is it just me or is that a little ridiculous? i cant even imagine being married and/or pregnant right now, wtf im still a kid.

Fri, 20 Apr 2007 16:21:13 GMT

my ipod died last night. i hate my life. not just because of that though. but i guess it could be worse.