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Lieutenant General Jack O'Neill
Tue, Nov. 16th, 2004 01:00 am
*tries to balance several files and a cup of coffee on the way to the mess hall*

*barely dogdes an airman as he tries to peer over the files*

Current Mood: hungry hungry

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Lieutenant General Jack O'Neill
Sun, Sep. 5th, 2004 05:19 am

*Complete The Sentence:
I once had a dream... that Maybutt ruled the world.
I'm only racist towards... Racist people.
I don't even know why... they made me a General!
I'd give anything to have sex with... Paul, duh.
Nothing sucks more than... a black hole.

If I had six bucks I'd buy... Gwenny some HoHo's
It's hot. I should take off my... Jacket
It's always more fun when I am with... The Daniels, Gwen and my team... hell my friends and family here.
You can't eat steak without... potatoes
You better shut up before I... Zat you, or send you to the black hole planet.
I really like you and everything but... your a pain in my ass.

*What would you do if...
A dirty old guy at the airport slaps your ass? Tell Jacob to take his hands off, I'm taken. heh heh.
Somebody was about to steal your car? Shoot 'em.
You wake up with a billion spiders crawling all over you and your bed? Um, freak, most likely. I hate all things bug-like... with good reason.
You farted while giving a persuasive speech in class? Blame the kid on the front row.
The person you just kissed tell you they have oral herpes? I'd wanna know where the hell he got it!
You had three wishes? End slavery, here and off world. Give Daniel a better/happier child hood. Gwen too.
The government allowed you to choose one thing to be made illegal? Paperwork.
Britney Spears was at your front door asking for jumper cables? Who? I'd offer her help, if she wanted it.
You had a time machine? I do, it's called the stargate.
FOX gave you a half hour show to do whatever you wanted? Everything I'd wanna talk about is classified. poop.

*Would you rather...
Find the cure for cancer or AIDS? Both
Have the power to fly or the power to teleport? I miss flying.
Have the power to see the future or to record your dreams? I don't want to have the dreams I have, yet alone record them, then again, I don't want to know what happens in the future, it's not written, and I don't believe in fate.
Would you rather be in a drama movie or a comedy? Comedy, I don't like drama.
Be lost in a forest or stuck in a box? Forest.. Any forest, but prefably one in the middle of Minnesota.
Be in a hip hop video or a rock video? Rock video
Would to rather have your birthday on Christmas Day or February 29th? Christmas, get 'em both out the way in one go.
Would you rather live in the sewer, or in Afghanistan? Done both, neither thanks.
Would you rather be in a mental institution or in a penitentiary? I've lived with Jack before sooooo. Penitentiary. <- that's just not funny Gwenny, but I agree.
Would you rather snowboard or hang glide? Hang glide.
Would you rather be a ninja or a pirate? Ninja, I'm airforce for a reason.

*What's the first thing that comes to you mind when you see the word...
Courage: Gwenny
Driver: My unbeaten record.
Yoga: ouch.
Bakery: Hungry.
Roach: Ick, bugs.
Mushrooms: boom
Sprung: leak
Exotic: friut, beware of.
Pythagorean: huh?

*Miscellaneous:
What's your definition of love? Paul.
List 3 words that are clues about a person you are interested in: Major, Paul, Davis.
Who or what is your worst enemy? Was Ra, then Apophis, then Soka, then ... ah, you get the idea. Earth war lords and terrorists seem petty in comparison, don't they?
Who is the last person you kicked? Myself?
If you had to be a chess piece, which piece would you be? The horse.
Name a person u know whose name begins w/ the first letter of your last name: Orlin
What's a romantic thing somebody's done for u? come to see me while I was being held by a Gou'ld? Ummm, spent time at the cabin with me, without complaining. Even Sara complained. Putting up with me at all, really.

Current Mood: tired tired

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Lieutenant General Jack O'Neill
Fri, Aug. 20th, 2004 10:00 pm
*grins and hands Paul a new box of pens with a pretty bow on top*

Happy Birthday, love.

*hands him a birthday card*

*sits on the edge of Paul's bed and grins at him*

I made breakfast when you wanna get up... No rush though, I gave you the day off. It's good to be boss.

Current Mood: awake awake

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Lieutenant General Jack O'Neill
Mon, Aug. 2nd, 2004 09:23 pm
*sits at his desk, drawing doodles on a piece of paper*

*scrunches it up and throws it into the bin next to him*

*flips the laptop open and writes a paragraph of notation before switching to another window to make more notes*

*hums as he types*

Current Mood: hungry hungry
Current Music: SG-something in the briefing room

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Lieutenant General Jack O'Neill
Wed, Jul. 14th, 2004 11:51 am

Freudian Inventory Results
Genital (50%) you appear to be stuck between destructive and constructive outlooks.
Latency (23%) you appear to have an irrational view on the value of learning.
Phallic (53%) you appear to have a good balance of sexual awareness and sexual composure.
Anal (50%) you appear to have a good balance of self control and spontaneity.
Oral (70%) you appear to be overly passive and dependent, wanting things to be given to you instead of working for them.
Take Free Freudian Inventory Test
personality tests by similarminds.com

Current Mood: amused amused

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Lieutenant General Jack O'Neill
Tue, Jul. 6th, 2004 05:33 pm
*finally joins Daniel in Dan's office*

Hey, heres something... rumor has it that Jonas has a wife...

*nods and grins at Daniel shocked face*

No, I'm not making it up, some Lt just told me. Hudson - Hodgekins- something like that... Said Jonas yelled it down the hallway. What a dirty dog...

*laughs and shakes his head*

Why'd he never tell us, d'ya think?

Current Mood: bouncy bouncy

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Lieutenant General Jack O'Neill
Mon, Jun. 14th, 2004 11:52 pm

Slander!
curseofosiris once kissed a bus conductor to avoid the fare!
cadet_gwen and try_the_paddles secretly peed in jack_oneill2003's cornflakes.
jack_oneill_ is gonna pop a cap in sam_carter2003's head, yo.
jack_oneill_ runs a secret pornography ring. tealc2003 and gen_hammond2003 are regular models.
dr_fraiser2003 knows *just* how long to hold them down for.
jonas_quinn2003, cadet_gwen and thor_2003 are involved in a sordid love-triangle, with g_simmons totally unaware!

Enter your username to dish the dirt on your friends!


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Lieutenant General Jack O'Neill
Fri, Jun. 11th, 2004 07:02 pm
I heard this terrible rumor that there's an au Gwen here... Please, no, not two of her...

*groans then grins*

But there's another me, too, right?

Current Mood: cheerful cheerful

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Lieutenant General Jack O'Neill
Fri, May. 21st, 2004 01:48 am
Venus continues to dazzle us with its brilliant display during May. The bright planet is visible in the West all month long as soon as it gets dark. On the evening of May 21st, you can see Venus, Mars, Saturn, Jupiter, the Moon and possibly Comet NEAT just after sunset in the West.

Cool.

*sets the telescope up on the deck*

Current Mood: hopeful hopeful

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Lieutenant General Jack O'Neill
Fri, May. 21st, 2004 01:28 am
Note to self... Never show this to Daniel, Dan or Danny...

Current Mood: amused amused

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Lieutenant General Jack O'Neill
Mon, Apr. 19th, 2004 08:02 pm
*is in the infirmary just out of earshot of Danny and Jake*

*is still talking to Gwen about Danny*

I don't think there's anyway that Thor would have dropped him off here, if he didn't think he was ok... I mean, he's not Loki. He's a good little Asgard...

Current Mood: calm calm

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Lieutenant General Jack O'Neill
Wed, Mar. 24th, 2004 07:14 pm
I don't see who this could be deemed a happy ending... um...

Happily Ever After (Stargate S8 Style) by muffinsarelife
Name:
Happy Ending:The Tok'ra are wiped out
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THIS however...

Happily Ever After (Stargate S8 Style) by muffinsarelife
Name:
Happy Ending:The Goa'uld are wiped out
Created with quill18's MemeGen 3.0!

Current Mood: confused confused

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Lieutenant General Jack O'Neill
Tue, Mar. 16th, 2004 01:42 am
*wonders into the cabin scratching his chin*

*confused look*

*walks to the bathroom to look in the mirror*

Hey, when did I get a beard?

Current Mood: confused confused

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Lieutenant General Jack O'Neill
Thu, Feb. 12th, 2004 03:01 pm

HOW BIG IS YOUR PENIS by supanic
USER NAME
FIRST NAME
1-1615
Created with quill18's MemeGen 2.0!

Current Mood: silly silly

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Lieutenant General Jack O'Neill
Thu, Feb. 5th, 2004 07:55 pm
*gets his laptop out from the closet*

*dusts it off*

*tries for five minutes to turn it on before hunting for the power adapter*

*steals Paul's adapter*

*types an e-mail*

To Cass Fraiser
From Jack O'Neill

Happy birthday Cassie, have fun, but be good! I know you will...

See you all soon,

love,

Uncle Jack.

PS. See, I can use a computer!

PPS. Don't tell anyone though.

PPPS. You'll get your presant when I get home ;)


*replaces adapter in the same place and packs laptop away carefully*

*heads to the kitchen for a beer*

Current Mood: amused amused
Current Music: Daniel, Paul and Gwen... talking in the other room...

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Lieutenant General Jack O'Neill
Tue, Jan. 27th, 2004 04:01 pm

What is my Stargate threesome? by woodface
Username
Playmate 1Major Davis
Playmate 2Daniel Jackson
Created with quill18's MemeGen 2.0!

Current Mood: silly silly

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Lieutenant General Jack O'Neill
Tue, Jan. 27th, 2004 03:44 pm
What Is Your Life Motto? by mswickedgirlie
Name
Age
Sex
Your MottoKiss my ass!
Created with quill18's MemeGen 2.0!

Current Mood: amused amused

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Lieutenant General Jack O'Neill
Thu, Jan. 22nd, 2004 09:35 pm
*doesn't want to go home yet*

*walks around to the farside of the lake and into the treeline*

*sits on a tree stump and listens*

Current Mood: content content

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Lieutenant General Jack O'Neill
Mon, Jan. 19th, 2004 01:15 am
*decides to go get some fresh air*

*sits on portch, feet over the edge, chin resting on the rail*

*watches a bird pecking at a worm near his boat*

*smiles*

Current Mood: content content
Current Music: birds

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Lieutenant General Jack O'Neill
Sun, Jan. 18th, 2004 01:58 am
*picks up a load of bags from the back of the truck*

*hands some to John before locking up and heading into the cabin with the rest of the bags*

*heads for the kitchen and dumps the stuff down*

*watches John head for the shower*

*sits down and reads the paper before he unpacks the food*

Current Mood: bored bored

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Lieutenant General Jack O'Neill
Tue, Jan. 13th, 2004 05:56 pm

I am The Fool

The Fool can signal a new beginning or change of direction - one that will guide you onto a path of adventure, wonder and personal growth. He also reminds you to keep your faith and trust your natural responses. If you are facing a decision or moment of doubt, the Fool tells you to believe in yourself and follow your heart no matter how crazy or foolish your impulses may seem.

The Fool also frequently messes up the numbers he inputs into forms. Maybe you should try it again...

For a full description of your card and other goodies, please visit LearnTarot.com


What tarot card are you? Enter your birthdate.

Month: Day: Year:



[edit] ok, I was a fool...

I am Judgement

Judgement can be a reminder that judgments are necessary; sometimes you must decide. At such moments, it is best to consider the matter carefully and then commit yourself without censure. If you are being judged yourself, learn from the process. Take what is of value, correct what needs correcting, but never lose sight of your worth.

For a full description of your card and other goodies, please visit LearnTarot.com


What tarot card are you? Enter your birthdate.

Month: Day: Year:



Damn date was inputted backwards...

{OCC : after all I am a british Jack}

[/edit]

Current Mood: confused confused

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Lieutenant General Jack O'Neill
Tue, Dec. 23rd, 2003 12:09 am
What Is YOUR Stargate Christmas Pressie? by schrodinga
To
FromJack O'Neill
Your GiftA Mothership
Created with quill18's MemeGen!


But I like this better... :P

What Is YOUR Stargate Christmas Pressie? by schrodinga
To
FromDaniel Jackson
Your GiftUndivided Love & Attention
Created with quill18's MemeGen!


*snickers*

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Lieutenant General Jack O'Neill
Thu, Oct. 30th, 2003 02:48 am
*waits for the food order to be completed*

*drives back to the base with Paul*

*drops Sams food off along with Anise's*

*goes looking for Jake*

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Lieutenant General Jack O'Neill
Tue, Oct. 28th, 2003 07:03 pm
My LiveJournal Trick-or-Treat Haul
j_oneill2003 goes trick-or-treating, dressed up as Dorothy.
anonymousairman gives you 15 light yellow cherry-flavoured hard candies.
cadet_gwen gives you 8 light green banana-flavoured gummy bears.
d_jackson2003 gives you 11 dark blue coffee-flavoured nuggets.
gen_hammond2003 gives you 16 dark blue vanilla-flavoured wafers.
john_oneill2003 gives you 6 dark green root beer-flavoured gumdrops.
jonas_quinn2003 gives you 2 light yellow coconut-flavoured miniature candy bars.
lt_elliot2003 tricks you! You get a pen cap.
majordavis_2003 tricks you! You lose 57 pieces of candy!
mini_jack gives you 10 brown tropical-flavoured hard candies.
sam_carter2003 tricks you! You lose 10 pieces of candy!
j_oneill2003 ends up with 1 pieces of candy, and a pen cap.
Go trick-or-treating! Username:
Another fun meme brought to you by rfreebern.

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Lieutenant General Jack O'Neill
Sun, Oct. 12th, 2003 11:52 pm
*gets out the shower*

*wraps the towel around him hastily*

*sniffs his arm*

Great, now I smell like dish soap!

*can't small tuna*

*grins to self*

*goes back into the locker room and grabs another towel*

*rubs at his hair frantically*

Current Mood: hopeful hopeful

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Lieutenant General Jack O'Neill
Fri, Oct. 10th, 2003 01:12 am
*grumbles about the lingering stench of Tuna*

*heads for the locker rooms, Paul still following behind him*

Where am I supposed to get dish soap from?

*shudders*

The Cafe Lady?

Current Mood: cranky cranky

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Lieutenant General Jack O'Neill
Wed, Oct. 1st, 2003 07:36 pm

*drops a load of mission reports that he had to check, off at the Generals office*

*walks slowly back up to his office*

*smells food*

*stomach grumbles*

Shush, I just ate an hour ago!

*carries on walking*

Current Mood: hungry hungry

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Lieutenant General Jack O'Neill
Wed, Sep. 17th, 2003 07:21 pm
*Wonders where and when the next mission is*

*throws a hat at the camera, reaches over to pick it up off the floor then throws it at the camera agin*

*hat lands on camera*

*grins*

*wonders if security'd notice*

*sits back and waits for them*

Ho-hum.

Current Mood: mischievous mischievous

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Lieutenant General Jack O'Neill
Tue, Sep. 9th, 2003 01:55 am
*drives back to the base*

*wonders if he missed anything*

Naah, I've only been gone a few hours.

*parks truck and heads for the complex*

Current Mood: horny horny

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Lieutenant General Jack O'Neill
Fri, Sep. 5th, 2003 11:49 pm

*passes by Sams lab to see if she is busy, on his way home*

Ok, no Carter.

*checks in at Daniel, Danny and Jonas' offices no-one there either*

*Knocks on Paul's office door*

*waits for a minute, before checking the door, finding it locked*

Oh, well. More pizza for Mini-me and me.

*grins and heads for lift*

*gets to surface and heads for his truck and home*

*stops to get an extra large pizza on the way*

*gets home and opens the door, juggling the huge pizza between both hands*

He-llooow?

Current Mood: calm calm

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Lieutenant General Jack O'Neill
Fri, Sep. 5th, 2003 11:35 pm

<td bgcolor="#000000">Username</td><td bgcolor="#DDDDAA"></td></tr><td bgcolor="#000000">Playmate 1</td><td bgcolor="#DDDDAA">Daniel Jackson </td></tr><td bgcolor="#000000">Playmate 2</td><td bgcolor="#DDDDAA">Daniel Jackson </td></tr>
What is my Stargate threesome? by woodface
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Current Mood: amused amused

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Lieutenant General Jack O'Neill
Wed, Sep. 3rd, 2003 04:22 am

*can hear Sam and Paul talking to each other around the next corner*

*pager goes off*

*checks pager as he walks around the corner*

Yes?

*grins*

Current Mood: amused amused

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Lieutenant General Jack O'Neill
Mon, Sep. 1st, 2003 10:38 pm
*finishes looking through the personnel files*

*hears a knock at the door*

*gets up to answer it, and sees an Airman with a big parcel*

*smiles at the Airman and thanks him, before taking the parcel and placing it on a chair, infront of his desk*

*wonders where Cadet Gwen is*

Current Mood: relieved relieved

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Lieutenant General Jack O'Neill
Mon, Aug. 25th, 2003 05:34 pm

<td bgcolor="#000000">Username</td><td bgcolor="#DDDDAA"></td></tr><td bgcolor="#000000">Your Nemesis is a:</td><td bgcolor="#DDDDAA">Green, Ambiguously-Sexed Alien </td></tr><td bgcolor="#000000">The final battle will be fought:</td><td bgcolor="#DDDDAA">In the future. </td></tr><td bgcolor="#000000">The outcome:</td><td bgcolor="#DDDDAA">Your Ultimate Attack will only
succeed in stunning your nemesis,
but your Ultimate Ultimate Attack
finishes the job.
</td></tr>
The Nemesis Meme by quill18
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Lieutenant General Jack O'Neill
Mon, Aug. 25th, 2003 05:22 pm

*Dials home and prepares the M.A.L.P. for a transmission*

Current Mood: bored bored

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Lieutenant General Jack O'Neill
Wed, Aug. 20th, 2003 11:20 pm

Sitcom thingy..Collapse )

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Lieutenant General Jack O'Neill
Mon, Aug. 18th, 2003 01:22 am

*is writing in the new journal*

*considers going out to them*

Current Mood: sleepy sleepy

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Lieutenant General Jack O'Neill
Mon, Aug. 11th, 2003 01:37 am
LiveJournal Haiku!
Your name:j_oneill2003
Your haiku:request.whats with the
memos?*shrugs and places them
in the infirmary
Username:
Created by Grahame


LiveJournal Haiku!
Your name:j_oneill2003
Your haiku:certain major you
know too that i'm not gonna
answer that not here
Username:
Created by Grahame

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Lieutenant General Jack O'Neill
Sat, Aug. 9th, 2003 12:13 am
*clicks "send" button on latest order of Ho Ho's*
*to self* The net is great for ordering stuff *puts away credit card, smiling* Especially at the militarys expence.
*sits back in chair as Carter knocks on his door*
*listens to her prattle on about Orlin and missions*
*squints at her*
Um, yeah, I heard about it... *smirks* Go Danny! As for the mission... Helloooo! I need to get out of here!

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Lieutenant General Jack O'Neill
Fri, Aug. 8th, 2003 02:57 am

Hey, I missed a section out earlier so I got 73 1/4% I liked that better...

I scored
65¼%
on the classic 400 Point Purity Test!
Take the test here!

Current Mood: sleepy sleepy

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Lieutenant General Jack O'Neill
Sun, Aug. 3rd, 2003 11:24 pm

stupid quizzesCollapse )

Current Mood: over loaded

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Lieutenant General Jack O'Neill
Sun, Aug. 3rd, 2003 02:29 am
*frowns*

*gets up from desk to stretch muscles*

I get buried in paperwork and I wasn't even in the damn meeting. I hate politics.

*goes back to work*

Oy.

Current Mood: grumpy grumpy
Current Music: suffling papers

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Lieutenant General Jack O'Neill
Fri, Aug. 1st, 2003 09:47 pm
Closest 50 non-Friends for j_oneill2003:

1: lt_satterfield, 2: elliotphonehome, 3: linzbnl, 4: sam_c, 5: jackslashdaniel, 6: nicolevc, 7: nevskaya, 8: rohandove, 9: lordanonymous, 10: kismatt, 11: angellemyst, 12: ningyouhime, 13: x5_536, 14: jack_oneill, 15: kirasmommy, 16: sg1art, 17: carlachameleon, 18: epeeblade, 19: stargate_talker, 20: charcoal_angel, 21: stargate_icons, 22: ya_think, 23: do_me_jack, 24: queenofnothing, 25: failing0love, 26: lepapillon, 27: rose_and_ankh, 28: stargateslash, 29: johnnyobsession, 30: leftmeparalyzed, 31: tenaciousd, 32: morbidsnape, 33: sg1claims, 34: selluinlaer, 35: geekgirlofdoom, 36: jonas_quinn, 37: sanitylapse, 38: d_jackson, 39: abriela, 40: eddieizzard, 41: edwardnorton, 42: lukesjade, 43: osiris2003, 44: toni_oneill, 45: widget285, 46: the_sgc, 47: allisnow, 48: creativejuices, 49: ltelliot, 50: suzvoy

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Lieutenant General Jack O'Neill
Tue, Jul. 29th, 2003 04:16 pm

http://airforce.missouri.edu/sub1/qualifying_test.htm

I found this and thought of you Cadet *smiles* Spencer-Jones.

*shrugs* You don't have to look at it... if you don't wanna...

Current Mood: busy busy

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Lieutenant General Jack O'Neill
Mon, Jul. 28th, 2003 10:09 pm
quiz thingy, because I can...Collapse )

Current Mood: thoughtful thoughtful

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Lieutenant General Jack O'Neill
Sun, Jul. 27th, 2003 06:23 am
*hums*
"I'm going slightly mad..."

Current Mood: crazy crazy

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Lieutenant General Jack O'Neill
Tue, Jul. 22nd, 2003 08:16 pm
To: Siler [sparky@projectbb.org]
From: O'Neill [j_oneill@projectbb.org]
RE: The computer.

Hey thanks! I just got it and set it up and it works a treat! Carter was right, the other one was a hunk of junk.
Now, could you get hold of another one for a certain Major, you know, the one with the typewriter... Major Davis. It would be much better if he could actually get his e-mails and stuff after all. Not to mention all those memos he has to keep going to the generals office to hand deliver... Just a thought, that's all.

Col. O'Neill


*sends the e-mail and sits back in his chair, bored*

Current Mood: bored bored

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Lieutenant General Jack O'Neill
Fri, Jul. 18th, 2003 03:39 am
*Lies in the infirmary with his hands over his face*

*Can not sleep*

I did not say those things to him-to any of them-I didn't!

*shakes his head profusely*

Eh, I was a brat!

*hopes to god he didn't take any of it too badly*

*Calls to a nurse that he wants to leave, gets sedative instead*

Grea- *is asleep*

Current Mood: embarrassed embarrassed

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Lieutenant General Jack O'Neill
Thu, Jul. 17th, 2003 05:05 pm

*Is bored*

*Bounces on the bed in his quarters*

*falls off*

Ow!

*rubs his head*

*gets up*

*starts jumping on the bed again*

Current Mood: bored bored

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Lieutenant General Jack O'Neill
Sun, Jul. 6th, 2003 02:07 pm

*Goes to computer to do some reports*

*realises it has been killed, in the line of duty*

*calls Siler to tell him of the problem*

Well, I can't do my reports if I don’t have my computer...

*thinks about the mountain of work he'll have after the mission*

*sighs*

*finds a memo stuck under the monitor*

*finds the memo from Hammonds' briefing, also under the monitor*

Dr Danny Jackson now has his own office situated between Dr Daniel Jackson’s and Jonas Quinn’s. There he will be able to work on projects related to all SG teams as well as SG17. He will still work under our Dr. Daniel Jackson, but he will have autonomy to work on his own projects.

Danny Jackson and Sarah / Osiris are now permitted to leave the base, as long as they remember the need for secrecy.

Unfortunately we would like to continue to observe Apophis. He may leave the base only under guard and be signed out by an officer. He will continue his sessions with Dr. Mackenzie and work with the Dr. Jackson’s and Jonas Quinn.

I would like to congratulate the newly reformed SG17. Please report for physicals upon Dr. Fraiser's request.


Whats with the memos?

*shrugs and places them in the bin*

At least I found them to read them... even if I did know what these ones were about...

*considers using another computer, decides against*

*wonders what to do before he goes on the mission*

*sits on couch and dozes*

Current Mood: pre-missiony

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