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Aug. 20th, 2008 @ 06:02 pm
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to quote Danetta
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Aug. 19th, 2008 @ 04:16 pm
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Tweets for Today
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Aug. 19th, 2008 @ 06:02 pm
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Hellfire
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Aug. 19th, 2008 @ 10:53 am
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( You are about to view content that may not be appropriate for minors. )Current Mood:  WORK DAMMIT Current Music: Sit & Listen To The Rain - Whiskeytown |
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Posted using TxtLJ
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Aug. 19th, 2008 @ 10:31 am
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Endless Summer Yacht Party - VIP info
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Aug. 18th, 2008 @ 05:46 pm
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Tweets for Today
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Aug. 18th, 2008 @ 06:11 pm
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Cybersphere Wank (cont)
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Aug. 16th, 2008 @ 04:02 pm
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Your write up on this is the gold standard. You make it twice as funny. Therefore it is your job to maintain the updates!
--GE
(The original story can be found here)
Well you just can't ignore and endorsement like that. While I can't promise the grand revelations of the previous CS-Wank post this does put a nice epilogue on the story.
So Jeff (aka Knight aka SpitMonkey aka That CSer That Was Living With Me) re-emerged onto the internet today. It turns out that Scarlet/Cass was not quite so brazen as to throw Jeff out of the apartment, probably not able as well since the boy has been biking ten miles a day to get back and forth to work.
No, instead she took his fan away from him (his room there was tiny with almost zero air flow, so basically a sauna) and his internet connection. At the time Jeff assumed it was, like the fan, for spite. He didn't put the lack of internet together with the sudden arrival of fat blond vaguely effeminate kid who he simple thought was one of her gay friends. No his internet was taken away to attempt to preserve the secret arrival of Kab. As secrets go this one couldn't have been anymore "well preserved" unless you go Geraldo Rivera involved.
Sadly that meant that Jeff was denied the chance to play "My Name is Jonas" at full volume for the remainder of his stay or any other hilarious things in context like him trying to discipline the dog with the authoritative, "Come on girlfriend, do what I say." While we all laughed Jeff had no idea how many potential LuLz he was building up inside himself.
All the humor is post-humous, after the fact, for Jeff who arrived safely back in Texas. Although upon putting things into context I am told that Jeff came down with a new mental illness he has dubbed LuLitis and was overcome with fits of giggles that would have killed a lesser man.
But what would a story be without a happy ending. Scarlet/Cass was on CS last night trying (and failing) to get some emo attention. Talking about how she was moving and all her stuff fit in one bag. No one cared enough to ask her where she was moving to.
But now we know.
Kab, who recently split up with his live in girlfriend, will be having Scarlet/Cass move in with him. Is it love or did he simply not have enough hallways in his house to throw hot dogs down?
Only time will tell.Current Mood:  LOL CASS!?!? Current Music: The White Stripes - I Was Walking With The Ghost |
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Tweets for Today
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Aug. 15th, 2008 @ 06:07 pm
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What you crave
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Aug. 14th, 2008 @ 06:25 pm
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White Castle finally makes it to India.
Only thanks to a guildie will I make it to Blizzcon. Who else managed to beat Failoc and the SCV to snag tickets?
Two nights ago, ![[info]](http://p-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif) csmole updated graye and I on some CS drama. It's no ![[info]](http://p-stat.livejournal.com/img/syndicated.gif) warcraftdrama, but what is? We were just delighted to hear that things are just as inbred and hilarious as ever. I stopped really coding/creating/pushing buttons on ![[info]](http://p-stat.livejournal.com/img/community.gif) cybersphere shortly after 9/11, but still keep tabs on things. There's some systems that still report to me, and plenty of people who still IM me when things go wrong. Many of my online friends are former or current players, mostly in the former camp these days. I'm just really glad to see that people are still moving across the country, making important life choices, and otherwise living life with CS as a deciding factor.
One time, quite a few years ago, incognito______ and I were the only two people actively coding who knew how MOO code (and specifically, how to work with the ancient fragments of code from those such as ogun and Quinn (beauty crafted from their genius and insanity)). We had a long discussion about how we would have to, well, find some new blood and get them rolling. We joked about what the MOO would be like if we just left it. "I'm sure I'd just log in one day, years later, and still find people playing it. long tailed rat would be the administrator logged on fixing code, as the MOO would just become self-aware.
While it's not an AI running what was once "my baby", a baby I had merely inherited from a long line of those who came long before me, it is kinda cool to see it still pooping its pants, crying, and wrecking people's lives. Long live CS, which has been "slowly dying" and "not the same CS" since at least 1994.Current Mood:  okay |
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bahahahaha
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Aug. 14th, 2008 @ 03:11 pm
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Aug. 14th, 2008 @ 06:12 pm
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This is the greatest moment of your life and you're off somewhere missing it
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Aug. 14th, 2008 @ 04:33 am
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My girlfriend was recently scanning thru Fandom Secrets, basically it's like Post Secret but about different fandoms. Wanna admit you think of Captain Picard when you ask your boyfriend to shave and shine his balls this is the venue for it. It's a hell of a lot funnier then Post Secret, but also is infected by the same virus. While reading "A secret you've never told anyone..." is really an intensely voyeuristic (read that as exciting IMHO) and enlightening experience if you read the Post Secret posts you'll notice that now 90% of it is just things that you know they tell their friends, blog, and any forum that allows them a voice to get some attention.
Examples. I'm just on http://community.livejournal.com/secret/ and taking the first three "secrets" I see.
I am afraid of never being loved. I don't wanna end up alone. I wish I was special to someone.
This is not a secret. This is everyone in the damned world. Yea, I'm sure Cupid.com exists because the majority of us are certain that we'll find our soul mate and everything's alright.
Porcelain dolls creep me out.
This is so pathetic and yet better then the first one. I mean I could see keeping my intense phobia of porcelain dolls a secret from people. But it's far more likely that this is not a secret. It's far more likely that, much like my beloved friend mammaleona every single one of this person's friends knows not to bring a crrepy doll into their house just as we know to change the channel when a Travelocity commercial comes on. Lame.
I don't know what to do. I want to be with him, but sometimes I think he's keeping me from getting what I really want.
I actually corrected spelling here. This is not a secret. This is an idiot saying "I want him, and I'm turning people away while I pine for him, and since I'm not with him we can be fairly certain he doesn't want me." This, AGAIN, is not a secret. Every single one of this persons friends and every single one of the men or women who has tried to pull this person away from the object of their obsession knows this one. Fucking stupid emo shit. Not a secret.
Secrets are not hard. I honestly blame the people who screen these more then anything else. Just three that I've seen off the top of my head:
"I fed my vegetarian sister something with beef in it."
"I switched my parking ticket with another person's ticket. My ticket got paid. The ticket I got I sent to post secret." (this is all written on the aforementioned parking ticket)
"I hate black people."
These are darknesses in people's souls. These are things unburdened before an audience of the anonymous. As you read how horrible these people are you know they are feeling a sort of relief at having told this, you feel slightly dirty for reading it. It's the emotional equivalent of stealing a candy bar. It's really something. Even small things, just on the tip of being nasty, but not quite. Things you can giggle at and wonder about, those are really amazing to read. But when you read things like:
Why are men seen as the "superior" beings? Without women, there are no men. Without men, there are no women. We're equal, so get over it & STFU!
THAT. IS NOT. A SECRET!!!
A mere observation is not a secret. Yay! *clap clap* You said something I agree with it. *jerk off motion*
But I like it when my girlfriend reads Fandom Secrets, it has a lot more real secrets in it. A lot more, let's face it, confessions. That's what we're all tuning in for, to be the priest on the other side of the screen, but with no expectations weighed on us. We need worry about granting absolution for the sins, neither are we expected to render aid or comfort. No. We just get to hear about that juicy, JUICY secret and then be on our way.
Unfortunately this Fandom Secrets has contracted the same cancer. Like ideas are always chased by the same problems. Greatness will always have it's weaknesses and thusly similiar greatness will fall victim to the same weakness. A few weeks ago my girlfriend showed me a "Fandom Secret" that was about House MD. This person said they loved all the characters on House MD and this was a secret because in the House MD fandom you were not allowed to like all the characters, old and new.
After that I saw people who's secrets were things like "I want ____" to be the next Doctor Who" which was kind of fine, cause I can see that. I have a girlfriend who is really a part of a fandom and it really is a social strata that has secrets in it like that and people can face sincere ostracism from their "friends" if they say the wrong thing. But lately when I glance over my shoulder at these Secrets I see more opinions then secrets. The group is slowly dying. Still occasionally a gem is showing up so I advise you all to hop over there and see this group, read the old posts, and be prepared to not understand two thirds of it. Have you Mouse Scroll at the ready to wade thru a great avenue of jokes over your head, thankfully. But, be prepared to stop and read gems like this:
Just added a dynamic to every athlete in Bejing by reading that. You'll be wondering now. Of course...
( Just understand that you'll see a lot of this too )
Remind me again what the secret was?Current Mood:  mischievous Current Music: Paranoid - Black Sabbath |
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Good night, parting is such sweet sorrow
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Aug. 13th, 2008 @ 08:05 pm
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if you like mythbusters
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Aug. 13th, 2008 @ 04:28 pm
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Aug. 13th, 2008 @ 06:12 pm
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Oh Sookie Sookie
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Aug. 13th, 2008 @ 02:25 am
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So my girlfriend has me listening to Charlene Harris's Sookie Stackhouse series. So far it's a real Mary Sue style series written by a woman who has so much sex or near sex scenes that you'd think that she has some kind of weird OCD that causes her to draw pictures of penises into intrique mazes because that's basically what she writes. A really great story, really intensely realistic human bavior, and an intriguing plot, but you have wade thru (I'm listening to it not reading it) five minutes worth of COCK COCK FUCK COCK COCK MORE COCK whenever the author is presented with the slightlest chance.
Even still the woman writes love scenes that makes me want to find the few people I've engaged in text based sex roleplay with and give them a medal. It's horrendous. It's hilarious. I have observed many great lines. But this is by far one of the most humorously ridiculous.
"It was like being made love to by the Tasmanian Devil"
Yea. I know you fuckers are imagining it. The best of your are laughing hysterically. Does the woman have the little circles and tweeting birds around her head yet?
Alright for those of you who don't appreciate the humor I loved this clip I found randomly
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ldDpr02g-TM
Lata skatazCurrent Mood: amused |
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Aug. 12th, 2008 @ 07:42 pm
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Aug. 12th, 2008 @ 05:24 pm
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The Letter R
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Aug. 12th, 2008 @ 06:06 am
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Another stupid/wonderful LJ game:
Comment and I'll give you a letter; then you have to list ten thingsyou LOVE that begin with that letter. Afterwards, post this in yourjournal and give out some letters of your own
I recieved my letter from mammaleona who still needs to return to me my DefJam game.
1- Rough sex (what?!)
2- Rolling on the floor laughing (ROFL)
3- Remembering
4- Reconciling
5- Reading
6- Reciting
7- Rubs
8- Red Dog
9- Resurrection
10- Red Clouds |
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happy