Reasons why my friends from post are fucking awesome :
Me and Erics convo:
im n0t kidding: heyy
im n0t kidding: whats up
im n0t kidding: i was thinking about u guys tonight.. i miss you1!!
thekillercontour: i miss you like a kemo patient misses their hair
im n0t kidding: oh my god
im n0t kidding: i miss you like christopher reeve misses walking
thekillercontour: i miss you like sunny bono didnt miss a tree and he died cause he was stupid
im n0t kidding: holy shit hhahaahahahahaha
thekillercontour: i miss you like helen kellers dog misses the pound
im n0t kidding: i miss you like hitler accidently missed the russians in the holcost
thekillercontour: cause he would rather be dead
thekillercontour: i miss you like anton misses sex with his mom
im n0t kidding: hahha
im n0t kidding: i miss u like ronald reegan misses living
thekillercontour: i miss you like justin misses britney spears giving head
im n0t kidding: we are terrible
im n0t kidding: hahaahha
thekillercontour: yeah but hey we will get to see each other in hell
im n0t kidding: i miss you like aliya misses not wearing her seatbelt when her plane crashed
im n0t kidding: yes we will
im n0t kidding: something to look forward too
thekillercontour: there is always an upside
thekillercontour: like this girl at work was t4llin me something really stupid today and i swear to god i sarted laughing cause i pictured what your face would look like if you were there
thekillercontour: come down on fri and we can get drunk
im n0t kidding: haha..mieks having a party friday
thekillercontour: mike c?
im n0t kidding: yeahhh
thekillercontour: i wasnt invited
thekillercontour: thats fuckd up
im n0t kidding: u live in another state!
thekillercontour: thats not the pont
thekillercontour: ill give you another state
im n0t kidding: hahahaha
thekillercontour: to live in
im n0t kidding: I MISS YOU!!
thekillercontour: im gonna go to bed
thekillercontour: but ill talk to you tommorow
thekillercontour: I MISS U
im n0t kidding: I MISS YOU TOO
im n0t kidding: holy shit
im n0t kidding: UNGRADUATE RIGHT NOW
thekillercontour: i WISH I COULD
thekillercontour: id give anything to be up there with you guys
Auto response from thekillercontour: im n0t kidding (1:38:09 AM): i miss you like christopher reeve misses walking
Damn I miss NY
My Convo with Mike:
AbominalHOman54: ur gonna have to be so unbelievably trashed and not able to walk
im n0t kidding: i will be
AbominalHOman54: reserve spot for christina, got it
im n0t kidding: haha dude remember that time we got really drunk at la boom and we wanted everyone to leave just so we could figure out how to get home drunk
im n0t kidding: cz it would make hte night more fun
im n0t kidding: and we only had like 2 bucks each
AbominalHOman54: HAHAAHA, we should have, damn!!!
im n0t kidding: that was fucking awesome
AbominalHOman54: coulda hitchhiked all the way to school
im n0t kidding: remember when u fell out of the car into the mcbush's?
AbominalHOman54: and then i stole the mcsign??
im n0t kidding: and u told the worker person u had to mcqueef
AbominalHOman54: and then i had mctoilet paper hangin out my ass when we got back to the suite?
AbominalHOman54: good times good times, wanna do that one more time, maybe i can steal the entire value meal menu
AbominalHOman54: nexx time
AbominalHOman54: sheeet, i offered u a jizzob
im n0t kidding: dude wed get eachother fired
AbominalHOman54: HAHAA, we prolly would, but at least we would have fun, u have no idea how many times i give smart ass answers, that u would SOOOOO appreciate
im n0t kidding: yessss
AbominalHOman54: we have this one kid there, his name is Richard, i call him Bitchard, me my boss and this otha guy always make fun of him, u would love us, all we do is make fun of people
im n0t kidding: amazing
im n0t kidding: im completely jealous
Oh god do i miss you guys- we had the best time <3 The 3 of us bonded so well cuz it was always the 3 of us sitting on the couch in the suite cuz mike was always locked out of his room cuz nat and jake were getting it on, and Brett locked eric out of his room bc he was doing S.T.(u both know what that stands for)- So the 3 of us would either sit and just wait for Anton to come back so we can make fun of him, or (mike) tape up the entrance to the suite and wait for Anton to come in and tel him its a mouse trap and have him belive us cuz hes a fuckng stupid russian. Oh and DONT FORGET the throwing of the food CONSTANTLY.. and the not throwing of the food in the messy suite (that i ALWAYS seemed to get blamed for, when in reality 2nd semester i didn't throw ANYTHING ((u 2 always stood up for me- u rock)) ) From Romeo walking around naked, to arron falling off his seat when the operation game buzzed cuz i swear on my life that he has the DS.
The Blizzards, when you guys would help me think of excuses to call out of work. Like "the campus is on lock down, no ones allowed to leave". And then we would go get like 4 cases of beer and 5 of those $3.50 bottles of wine. And just drink ALL WEEKEND. And we have it ALL ON VIDEO TAPE. ohhh mannnn... What did we call it? Oh yeah "Snowfest 1,2 and 3" God i've never been more drunk in my entire life then i was that weekend. Ripping off Mike's door to make it a beer pong table was by far the smartest idea ever. ( oh wait, it fell off when mike punched it when we were watching the world series cuz me and him are die hard yankee fans, and the whole campus DEFINATLY heard us screaming when they got into the series )
We also were gunna us the door to sled down the great lawn, but everyone else were pussys and didn't want to get wet and cold, so we never got around too it. Oh yeah and don't forget our regular thursday routine:
8:00 Started drinking
11:00 Go to club
3:00ish, went to 24 hour mcdonalds on jerico
3:30ish- smoked hookah and threw our food around the room until the sun came up, then passed out..
I'll never forget Mike, Jake, and Eric saying they were gunna beat the shit out of ***** if they saw him at the club for what he did to me.. oh yeah..and THE VIDEOS.. but shut up..we'll keep that on the DL for now..
Then mike remember when we went to get operation at toys R us? Dude we took rolls of wrapping paper and had sword fights up and down the isles and knocked like all the games off the fuckin shelf. What the hell is wrong with us. How old are we? And we definatly dented every single roll cuz we would beat eachother with them. Then you gave me a piggy back ride throughout the whole store. And then the cashier was like" do you want this stuffed animal?" and i was like "sure yay!" and he was like "you can't have it, you have to sign up for the charge card" and i was like "your a terrible, terrible person"
Writing notes to eric about funny/stupid things the professors say- me and him have our whole own outlook on the world- It's awesome.. and only we would think/say some of the fucked up things that could ever be thought of/said. (( after all, "we ARE the most normal-which is pretty sad"))
Eric going into mikes classroom to get him out of class saying "um yeah, mike- your friend is sick you have to leave now" And eric saying he'd do it for me but he never did.. oh right thats bc he would text me and tell me to get out of class and i'd just leave.
Cutting class to play poker <3
Don't get me started on all the awesome times with natalie my awesome roomate/bestfriendever-- cuz i'll be here all night- I just stayed with these 2 since they were the boys i got closest too this year.. Too bad mikes 23, and erics 22-- cuz now they graduated anddd next years gunna suck without them. (whos gunna buy us wine and beer??) no but seriously, you guys made my first year so fucking amazinly awesome. I'll never forget it and i wish i could do it all over again. Post won't be the same without you guys..
I miss CW POST... <3
you better fucking visit eric- DONT forget how me kimmy and yesenia took a road trip and surprised u over christmas.. return the favor biotch
As for mike- see you friday.. continuing the first semester flip cup/beer pong at your house.. i can't wait..