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Query: Is there someone that you need killed, master?
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October 2007
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I haven't had a computer in about a week. I'm using Sean's right now, which I hate. I just need my own computer. My mom's laptop also broke, which was my second choice. I mostly use my PDA at the moment. We just ordered a new motherboard for my computer, which hopefully will get here soon. I want to try installing it while having Charley help me on the phone, and Sean thinks that's laughable and that I'll blow up my computer. I am in a royally pissy mood. I am PMSing big time and I want to strangle someone. |
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I got pulled over for the first time last night by a cop. I was really, really petrified when I saw those flashing lights, lol. I pulled over into a complex and he says, "License and registration, please." He said that he noticed I made an "improper u-turn" and then didn't using my turning signal. I apologized and he came back with a smile and handed me a warning. He said, "You can hang this up on your wall or whatever, just be careful. Do you need directions to anywhere?" lol. Lucky. |
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Poetry Lame attempt at poetry. These are all triolets. Cat & Dog Today I saw a small cat Yesterday I saw a dog Tomorrow I will see a bat Today I saw a small cat Next week I will see a mat Then I will see a hog Today I saw a small cat Yesterday I saw a dog Water on Desk There is a bottle of water on my desk A bright lamp shines in the corner The grass outside is grotesque There is a bottle of water on my desk Pictures on the wall are Hitler-esque If you don't speak Spanish you are a foreigner There is a bottle of water on my desk A bright lamp shines in the corner Tall The girl is sixty-four inches tall She feels taller than the palm tree It is easy to put your head in the sand, after all The girl is sixty-four inches tall It might sound tall but it is actually small If you saw her, you would definitely see The girl is sixty-four inches tall She feels taller than the palm tree Andrea Andrea has two arms and a head She no longer lives with her mom We used to bake banana bread Andrea has two arms and a head She is not easily misled We never went to the prom Andrea has two arms and a head She no longer lives with her mom |
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This week has been fucking crazy. Honestly, it's been like an emotional roller coaster. I actually can't wait for school to start on Monday so that I can get my mind off of all this. I think I've pretty much felt every emotion this week that you could possibly think of. Anyone watch Welcome to the Parker? It's a show on Bravo about what goes on at The Parker, a five star hotel in Palm Springs, California. It is kind of interesting, yet I think at least 50% of it is rigged. Honestly, if the hotel is like they portray than I would never stay there. They treat their customers like garbage, even people like food critics and travel agents that are rating them and who don't have to pay for anything there. And what I don't understand is how they hire staff based on "personality," not experience. That's sweet and all, and maybe a good idea for a lower budget hotel. But for a five star hotel, I want good fucking service. I don't just want a nice personality, but I want to be served by staff who know what the fuck they're doing. That's what your paying tons of money for, right? The best service possible by some of the most experienced in the field? Sean dragged me to Superbad today. I just hate movies like that. They bore and irritate me. It's such typical American comedy bullshit. I don't think I'm some kind of elitist about comedy, but really, it's just trash. I will admit though, that it was better than most of those kinds of movies. That's not saying that much though. I think I'm going to Phone Tap by mom. It's this thing they do on Z-100/Y-100 where they play pranks on people on the phone. They're hilarious because people get so, so pissed off. My mom has this laptop that is actually owned by the university. She has it at home and that's fine, but technically it's just supposed to be used for work purposes. I use it all the time, and she's pretty much accepted that, but it still kind of irritates her to a degree and she gets extremely paranoid that I'm going to break it. So what I'm going to try to get the radio to do is call her pretending that they're a repair person from an electronics store. They're going to tell her that a soaking wet and completely busted laptop was brought in. They were going to repair it, but they found out it was actually owned by the university, thus they're going to have to get their permission to repair it. They'll get me on the phone, and I'll tell her that I took it to the pool while tanning and dropped it in. I'll act like I don't give a damn and go from there. It should be pretty damn hilarious if it actually gets done. Current Mood: |
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