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[Mon/Jul/2009 at 2:38am] |
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proteined and gassy. |
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la roux = tigerlily ( b.rich remix) |
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lol tom "now hang on to your feelings cos this is gonna get fuckin hairy" hardy is uncut ::giggle::
edit:
my sib kev just got back from the states after and brought me the ff: of which im most totes def thankful for
- an iphone but i want his blackberry storm so we're gonna trade i think
- 4 52g super adv whey protein mwahaha
- 2 bottles of 100 gelcap of fish oil
- a nice pair of DC kicks
- a white nike cap and gym pants
- maroon/yellow flipflops with the map of florida on it
- a sweet pair of aviator
- 2 bottles of jagermeister and 1 bottle of goldschlager
- and hopefully a month's membership to fratpad ahaha
so shay is back in the fratpad, homeboyy still has his invisilines on and im thinking of renewing my membership and relapse in a coupla days if kev is gonna spot me the 40$ which he should for the sake of fraternal love cos i made his bed and welcomed him in my home. so what have i been busying myself the past few days hmm well i been working out really hard trying to get in 3 hrs at the gym with ken and ive been adeptly keeping my pro on the low when it comes to joe cos it kind of makes me feel uncomfortable and oh yeah i texted jojo (with a new sim) the other day after i pulled out the goodbyeforevers on him a year ago. fucker wants to reconnect and grab a few beers like old times i just wanted to tell him how awesome my life is right now. after that i threw the sim away and put in my usual one. oh yeah and speaking of ken awhile ago, he still wants to set me up with his cousin whom i've seen a coupla times at the gym --- a really big boy of 6'2 and goshdarn well built and cute for his gargantuan height which off the bat i thought would make him a complete asshat but after sharing a fleeting moment in line for the drinking fountain im thinking yeah guy hasnt realized hes hot yet so hmmm maybe its time for me to lecher him up and down and he always manages to make small talk with me, the few times we buddied up, in-between sets and my earphones a-screeching. ken said hes a late bloomer physically and gayically which would kind of explain the non-assholiness and (alleged in my head) virginity.
dear jesus i havent experienced popping a guy's asshole before pls let this be the one thx. oh wait i hav but doesnt count cos i want to do it again pls?
nah im just messing, probably would lose interest after a coupla dates cos he smells too much of a smiley cowlicked do-gooder jock who respects the day of sabbath.
again yay shay's back !and i have the same bape cap in black! FATE!
 ( dont judge me )
( plus taylor while watching mj's memorial! aahahahaha )
lol i was gonna upload a few songs for your consumption but it was taking too long so fuck that flagrantly. ur not even gonna dl it anyway so bleb i'd rather dl bruno.
psps:
somebody from bm just told me i look like a construction worker with a big thick neck like a pitbull's and they'd treat me to a value meal for a fuck and thats the best goddamn compliment i have ever met this 7.47 in the am. thank you manila!
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| this is fucking awesome son |
[Sat/Jul/2009 at 6:49am] |
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michael jackson (feat kanye west) - billie jean 2008 |
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michael jackson flash mob tribute in stockholm. got me all teary im not gonna front. large up to whoever came up with this shit. respect!
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| music entry!!!!!!! some of the stuff on my playlist |
[Thu/Jul/2009 at 6:47am] |
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extra joss'd up still :/ |
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Magistrates - Heartbreak (Greenmoney's Balearic Mix) |
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the song lyrics absolutely doesnt make sense to me but when i hear the song i go full-on auto dancerspazz mode [much like yelle's a cause de garcon tepr remix of yore]. when she goes "there are so many different ways of collecting all the strays whats that gonna weeeeiiiiggghhhhhhh" i get a mild electro auralgasm even tho way up to the chorus isnt that steep of a climb i guess she just sounds so passionately autotuned about her senseless [to me, anyway] lyrics making sense to her that you get caught up in all the offkeyedness of it all. its ace.
this is the best song to fuck to i've heard all 2008 and im sorry if i vulgarized and demeaned your awesomeness shooting stars you're so much more to me than a fuck song im sorry im sorry im sorry you also made jesus shed a tear at around 2:41 with that airplane zooming sound omg large up, epic track from bag raiders and i dont wanna make comparisons here but i just need to point out that every goddamn word in you i 2tally felt in my heart [unlike the first song] and you make me jump up and bob my head with so much earnestiness and fervor that it makes me so hot to the girls all be-sweated and in harmony with shooting stars and pulsars and astronomy. but seriously i have fucked [and i fucked hard and sincerely] to this song at least 20 times cos im a bitchass whore.
the gossip and beth ditto needs very little explanation. kickass guitar riffing shenanegary + beth ditto's impressive set of belter pipes + bowie vibe/gold stardust glitter confetti shit = makes u forget she looks kinda like kelly osbourne. see, very little explanation cos homegirl is badass.
this is a bit dated but mannnn get some banging headphones on for this shit cos this track from felix cartal who is i think like just fuckin 22 or something savagely rapes me everytime its on. im not even gonna play around and tell you which part i roll around the floor on every single time out of sheer ecstacy from getting raw earfucked by this ungodly riff and redrums. you do not have sex/fuck to this song unless you're on some class china white or some nasty peyote shit cos you'll need skin grafts trying to keep up. one of the best buildups ive heard even rivaling the bag raider's but again theyre 2tally different songs so i dont know why i even mentioned it cos this one is gonna fuck you up hardcore.
much much much humongous love for this track as it is but im waiting for the remixes to come out. its fun singing along to it while on the treadmill @ the gym. this'll reside in your medulla for a very long time and you'll be loving it and feel all luxurious and a-draped in ermine fur all the while so play with caution. trust!
peoples are gone bayabas on youtube:
hoooooooly shit. cheers!
smezzybeatz (19 hours ago) S
i love the chill high pitch girl vocals. this and la roux/skream's in for the kill are deadly
speedingorange (4 hours ago)
This is epic filth! 10/10 we need more of this!!!
the bassline is mental on this esp on the chorus/buildup/fadeout which is geniusly offset by ellie goulding's voice [y'all should check her out as well esp black and gold] first time i heard the bassrape i was hooked and been pissing off my neighberzz with it ever since. its a very sexy and the bassline will ride and drag you around and eventually wipe the ceiling off witchu and you'll be grateful.
a bit dated but still getting massive replays on mein ipod. i dont want to be a dick but i dont care for you as a human being if you dont like this, s'all im saying. best nonsensical song that you'll pretend changed ur life by sheer force of falsetto and raw power of bell tinklage. catchy as fuck and has loads of deep meaning [i think].
i think i would just rather go for casual sex right
now if the opportunity presents itself. i dont think im gonna be
doing movie nights with calamares and
gay boyfriend-ish things like
that with anyone.
i think i'll hit up megs later after gym ... i dunno. batch on her chest
then leave. she's always good for that.
i think i'll just low-pro myself with joe
for the time being, let things marinate a bit if there are
things
to
actually
marinate unless theyre really small potatoes if so then flour em up
and breadcrumb em. i dont think im lonely so
i dont really need to a dog right now.
im alright, it was a summer fling ::hair flip:: i think more his loss than mine [no hate, just matter-of-factly stated with no bitterness and a tinge of defensiveness].
yes i did weep watching mj's memorial stfu.
( here we go agaiinnnn )
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| i feel but i dont feel enough! |
[Fri/Jul/2009 at 3:50am] |
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impotent, invalidous |
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futurecop! gateux blaster (jesus juice edit0 |
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so be it im your crowbar if thats what i am so far until you get out of this mess and i will pretend that i dont know of your sins until you are ready to confess but all the time all the time i'll know i'll know and you can use my skin to bury secrets in and i will settle you down and at my own suggestion i will ask no questions while i do my thing in the background but all the time all the time i'll know i'll know baby i cant help you out while she's still around so for the time being im being patient and amidst this bitterness if you just consider this even if it don't make sense all the time give it time and when the crowd becomes your burden and you early closed your curtain i will wait by the backstage door while you try to find the lines to speak your mind and pry it open hoping for an encore and if it gets too late for me to wait for you to find you love me and tell me so its ok you dont need to say it ...
- i know = fiona apple
oh man.
oh man, fiona youre cruel.
joe made me want to punch the universe in the face so hard last night. i wasnt aware, or more specifially,
made aware
that he was back with his girl. or for how long.
make no mistake, this self-directed impotent rage is as much
surprising to me as it was awkwardly manifested last night. surprising
to have felt anything that'd register on a
richter scale
upon said revelation.
i was pretty damn sure i was full metal jacketed walking
into you, knowing how vastly
unknowable you are despite your adept and passionate ministrations
at making yourself seem otherwise. i would probably have to draw at
imaginary straws to feel
righteously hurt
but right now i am more
tossed and turned up about having it half-heartedly fucked in the ear
with this drama
shit.
i want bilespewing shiteating liptorned up alcohol doused excruciatingly punctuated with !@#@!#@# skullfucking neckpunching drama.
i would like this to feel special, not something that would eventually dissipate
when i start fucking around with
someone new.
he didnt really expect me to be at gino's bday and with me saying that i should make it clear that i am not insinuating that he is keeping any of his shit on the low-pro with the girlfriend. he said so himself that he wasnt expecting me to be there and then promptly introduced me to the girlfriend. there is really no place for feelings of betrayment or being treachered by joe. i wanted there to be, tried to squeezed it out with tequila, but alas. thats whats kind of fucking with my head now and making me sink into the bed with fiona telling me her life story. too much valium over the months makes me cry mommy for my unheeding unreasonable caustic shotgun blast of belligerent asshole psycho devilspawn twin back. i want a fight but im too much of a kelly clarkson now.
fuckit ima just picspam just to get my mind offa shit.
( maybe shay/chase is the reason im so fuckedout and mellow )
i bumped into the new neighbor dudebro at the gym and
he asked if i was the one playing that "epic nu-disco banger" and "the la roux remixes"
music 3 days in a row every 6pm and said yes and half-joked about
him havin to excuse my complete
and inexcusable disregard for the volume/neighbor ratio (hahaha cos my dad's ur rentlord) to which
he replied awesome, throw a party at your terrace.
ANG KAPAL!!! ::but i will::
ps.
unless you can fill it out plz dont wear affliction or anything muscle shirt ENSEMBLAH
and act like a complete secondrate tryinghard bro douchebag
and then vomit on your
knockoff greenhills dunks and hit on
me
with
that breath.
i say this to you with love in my heart and heat in my loins.
ps ps ps.
unless u look like this
 kthxbye
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| allez, marcel!!! |
[Fri/Jun/2009 at 2:29am] |
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a lil frenchy, a lil sleepy |
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yelle = qui est cette fille |
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just watched la vie en rose with joe awhile ago and it was
really really good.
homegirl sang for her lunch, dinner and booze and rocked the chola eyebrows like whuuut.
there were lots of man-weepy moments and after several hefty helpings
of baked mussels and multiple light beers i was like
fuck it
i cant hold
back my tears any longah
and joe's probably asleep on my over-developed manly man shoulder anyway.
if you've seen the movie, you know what im talking about man, when edith goes completely utterly apeshit after finding out marcel her
hot french boxer lover has just died in an airplane crash,
when she screams bloody hell MARCELLLL with
her hands shaking and then clasping em like she
was supplicating to st therese of lisieux 'twas an epic scene worthy of one lone tear
and a sniffle.
that joe killed with a "gotcha" and a kick in the leg.
and the singing, the glorious goosebumpy-ing singing. i dont care if i may've grown
a sideways pussy from la vie en rose, i loved it.
and joe is a really good movie buddy, surprisingly. he's rifled through my
dvd's for shit to watch tommorow night. i think we're gonna have an almodovar fest and
i dont know
what
kind
of food/booze
goes
with
that.
saw southborder last saturday at east 13 (?i forgot?)
timot yelled "nasan si luke mejares?!?" while the new vocalist
was filthily mewling to toto's rosanna and i
swear we were almost kicked out cos theywere all a buncha uptight schoolgirl prisses
which would'ave been better cos at the end of their gig our bill came up to
11,047 php. but it was ok
cos ken was beside me at the table
and i taught him how to do
jagerbombs
and
now we're bffs sorta.
dear diary,
sometimes i feel like im a super nice guy
and sometimes i feel like im a dick for thinking im a super nice guy
and even more sometimes i think wow it'll really make me feel
good if i just
whaled on someone being a fucking bitch!, like i want
to fucking layeth the smacketh down on my dingbat asshole lyring sonofabitch cousin for
trying (?) to OD on valium and redhorse
and when getting the third degree
mention a friend of mine
as his connection of choice.
dude, lemme have a word witchu.
an open letter to richel:
motherfucker if you wanna pussy out and dont want to go back to dubai, if you want to break it off with your live-in gf of 3 years, if you want to fool around and die of tertiary stage syphillis by hooking up with dirty dickpigs on tv text-chats, thats your shit. but dont get me involved. never have one of your skankbags call me at 4 fucking am in tears asking me to pass the phone on to you. unless you want to get me all riled-up, sleep deprived and cranky. cos ima fucking burn your door with lighter fluid if you dont stop this sophomoric shit. dude youre fucking 35 and youre scamming overweight newly grads from ateneo who watches ETC way too much.
xoxo,
gossip gerl
( chase i miss u so bad :/ )
NOOOOO MICHAEL JACKSON IS DEAD!!!!!!!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
my beloved little daughter,
you egoism has been monstrous and i think it is partly my fault that you have turned out this way. i wish i didnt love you but of the two daughters that your mother and i had, you were the prettiest and you needed to seduce me and i needed to be seduced. i was very lonely and your mother was often in the hospital and that made it easier for you. ive loved you madly all these years. your sister has cut herself off while you blossomed, more aggressive each day, more insolent, caustic, cold, superficial. even so, i couldnt help but cherish you. now, i feel a rage towards you that i cannot put out, even with my body in tatters. i burn with anger in the face of your evil rebellion. im guilty because it was me who urged my little girl to be proud. and i was so fond of your pride. like curdled milk, your pride has turned into sour vanity. your pride has become a stupid affectation. today, youre burstin with bitterness, my child, just like me. you are my daughter all right. you think your dry laugh conceals your delight? you're delighted because pride makes you weak but your bitterness gives you formidable power. you were so submissive until i discovered your submission hid an iron will and an envy that struck terror into my heart. i fear you. i hate you, my little girl. im dying and i find it unfair i should die while you live. if only you had my cancer and were in pain, if only i had the time... to forgive you after you die. so i die with rage in my heart. i cannot stand the idea of you surviving me. i wish you would die instead of me... and thats not possible.
-----> best fuck you you little shit of a daughter letter from the grave in the whole wide world of ever and beyond! from the awesomest french movie kings and queen.
AND AND ANDD!!
evie: she had such a bright future too, we were all so shocked when she offed herself.
coco: EVIE!!
evie: oh im sorry, passed herself away.
varla: what was she like?
coco: very sweet...
evie: uh-huh. and a big pothead
coco: EVIE!!
evie: and loved cock!
ANDDDDD
evie; stevie i dont know why you bother, they all run screaming when they see your tiny dick.
steve: MOM!!!
evie: what? its not? the doctor changed his mind twice before calling him a boy.
varla: ::smiles at steve:: when it comes to men i look for whats on the inside.
evie: then youre in luck because his dick practically is.
AND FINALLY!!!
-----> girls will be girls ahahahahaha evie is my new hero
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