I could never be best friends with someone who doesn't understand me. I may be confusing sometimes, but when its casusal talk and i confuse you, well, you're fucking dumb then.
^Fitchburg
It's easy enough to be pleasant, when life hums along like a song. But the man worth while is the man who can smile when everything goes dead wrong.
^Audioscrobbler.... 8)
Two limericks I wrote...
There once was a girl named alisha, she had many pet paramecia, they were quite hairy and ever so scary and they scared that poor girl named alisha.
and this one:
there once was a girl named alisha she had a bad case of alopecia she knew from the start that her hair would depart all because of the mom of alisha.