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Sunday, July 24th, 2005
3:16 am
All entries before this point, though hillarious, are invalid. So don't even bother!

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Friday, September 10th, 2004
2:09 am
Nothing better than being a bum! I hear Scarlet has set up a finacial fund for me.. How sweet. Yepp.. These days, nothing better than wasting away in a bar called the 'Seventh Heaven..' Wonder what RUFASS is up to. Probably doing something pretty... he's a pretty-boy, ya know. Gyaha... Whatever happened to that AVALANCHE group? Boy, Shin-Ra has problems now! Hoho...

current mood: lazy

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Saturday, August 28th, 2004
12:34 am

It is now 2426 hours, and the final preparations have been made, even though we are about 30 minutes or so behind scheduel. The streets below are vacant, I notice the road-blocks with abandoned cars scattered around. Midgar suddenly seems empy, at peace with it's surroundings. Quiet... I fear the worst for the outcomes of the next actions, I train my eyes without blinking at Sector 3. The exposed armed forces secure their own shelters at this point, as this bustiling constantly moving city prepares to meet oblivion. 

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Thursday, August 26th, 2004
4:08 pm
It is suspected that AVALANCHE is responsible for the most recent attack, though still not confirmed. All matters of Civil Security have been suspended, and problems will not be tolerated. The active divisions have orders to enact rapid reprisals upon the populace of Midgar should any terrorist activity occur.

current mood: calm

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Saturday, August 21st, 2004
2:04 pm
Today is a glorius day in Shin-Ra history. We, the Shin-Ra Corporation, are going to attempt to 'compromise' with the terrorist cell known as 'AVALANCHE.' As head of the military, my first task in support of the 'compromise' will be to REMOVE ALL MILITARY PERSONNEL from Sector 7 (that's in Midgar, you rebel dopes). As a result, Sector 7 and all facilities therein (including the support pillars and the mako reactor) will no longer have military support. Therefore, the terrorist cell known as AVALANCHE may be able to roam Sector 7 freely without fear of being harassed by security forces, and will be able to 'compromise' (that is, blow stuff up) to their heart's content. Furthermore, in case the 'compromises' (that is, blowing stuff up) goes sour and results in casualties towards either Sector 7 citizens of Shin-Ra personnel, none of those casualties will include military personnel because they will have all been removed from Sector 7. Hat's to you, Reeve! Since you do not wish the support of the military to 'interfere' with the 'compromise' with these terrorist, I leave this situation entirely in your capable hands. Let us hope that your 'compromise' doesn't flop.

current mood: accomplished

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Monday, August 16th, 2004
10:09 pm
Gyahaha... poor Rufus. He seems to grow more paranoid with each passing day. No matter... Rufus needs to understand his place within the Shin-Ra corporation. I'm afraid Rufus doesn't understand the military's priorities. Naturally, the military is much more adherent to me than Rufus or even the President himself. Why? Because I am the ONLY one in this organization who's looking out for the military's best interests. I'M not the one letting partisans get away with murdering OUR troops. I'M not the one redirecting resources. Rather, I'm the one trying to bring JUSTICE to these partisan rats. I'm the one trying to make sure my soldiers on the frontlines have sufficient RATIONS so they may be able to eat a warm meal each day. Rufus is a whiny little brat who is only interested in gaining influence, and his father is a corrupt imbecile who only wants profits. Ohohoho... and don't get me started in Sephiroth. I don't know why HE thinks he has the military's respect. The Army has always been uneasy about having an elitist organization that could potentially bog the entire campaign down into petty squabbles. How much do we really understand about these 'Jenova' hybrids, anyway? It would be favorable if Hojo enlightened the military leaders a bit on his research... but at least Sephiroth has made a successful soldier thus far... he may not be too intelligent, but Sephiroth certainly isn't a selfish, incopetent, juvenile twerp like Rufus.

Rufus, don't get too comfy. Junon is MY territory.

current mood: annoyed

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Tuesday, August 10th, 2004
10:26 pm - mmy..birth..ppar..y .. ...
Ruf..us'... Rufus' party was GREAT... *glug* I..I meann... realllly GREAT.... .. you know..? gyhhh..ah.. ... that THING was there.. ... I.. I warned them! they didn't listen..! *glug* yepp... my party was GREAT. ... you know? greatteest... eever.. ... *passes out*

current mood: drunk

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1:26 pm - Partisan Activity in Wutai
I don't see what the problem is. These Wutains should know that Shin-Ra will NOT stand for partisan activities. Reparations! If any of these activities continue, purges of Wutai's populace will be an effective solution. Gyhahahahaha!

current mood: excited

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Monday, August 9th, 2004
8:00 pm
It has occured to me that the President is losing favor amongst several members of the staff. Several high-ranking members of the military personell and I have been alerted to the sudden redirection of funds from the military to this juvenile 'Neo Midgar' project. Hah! As usual, Shin-Ra is more concerned with making money than its own security. Heh, should anything happen to the President, the generals and I would gladly take over. At least WE would be bale to protect our frontiers and protect Shin-Ra's very existence. Ehh, howver, such a scheme would require the assistance of the Weapons Research and Development department... but I'm not sure exactly where Ms. Scarlet stands on the subject. She probably sucks up to BOTH President Shin-Ra and pretty boy (Rufus, you know who you are). BUT -if she did side with me on this, I would be perfectly willing to co-lead Shin-Ra with her. Despite the fact that Scarlet and I don't always get along (due to some of her... questionable... work), Ms. Scarlet's influence could prove inavaluable, especially since she's the only other staff member who actually possesses some realistic idea of warfare and defense other than myself.

I sure hope pretty boy doesn't go crying to daddy about this... that wretched, spoiled brat... grr... Gyahaaa....

current mood: anxious

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7:43 pm
Any entries before this point are invalid.

current mood: sore

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Sunday, August 8th, 2004
1:38 pm - West Nile Virus
If I have the West Nile virus I'm blaming it on YOU people...

current mood: sick

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Thursday, August 5th, 2004
7:32 pm
Department Status Report:

Due to the declaration of Martial Law in the vicinity of Midgar, two SOLDIER 2nd Divisions have been deployed and are being transferred from the Fortress Junon. The (active) divisions have been increased from 13 to 27, and are awaiting repositioning. All other divisions are on standby, we await your orders. To reach peak efficieny, it is suggested that mako output be increased by atleast 6%. And if I do say so myself sir, after that little *accident* in the tower, it is suggested that you transfer yourself to a more secure command center, say Junon.

current mood: complacent

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5:18 am
Gyhahahahaha! I suppose I feel invincible when I wake up to lead the finest military in the world. And when the troops line up, weapons in hand, I suppose at this point I achieve the 'God' status that I so desire. But no... When these troops line up, all I see is large balls with barrels sticking out of them, or junk machines that look like they're going to fall over in a pile of rusted metal. This is the junk they're paying Scarlet to build!?

current mood: drunk

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Wednesday, August 4th, 2004
2:25 pm
Well, well, well! I knew RUFASS would cut me some slack! And what better than sending me on a nice vacation to Costa Del Sol? Gyhahahaha! Yeahh... He left out the part about 'babysitting Hojo and bringing him back...' and I didn't realize that until I was already on the plane! Yep... That's RUFASS for ya... Pretty-boy... How does RUFASS expect me to sit back and watch the waves with Hodge-Podge? Huh!?

current mood: bitchy

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Tuesday, August 3rd, 2004
3:53 am
Don't look at me... don't look at me!

current mood: Anxious

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