Maddnessssss

The person who wrote Paranoia Agent is so crazy it's a little disgusting.

This week... three people who meet in a chat room decide that they are going to kill each themselves together... An old man, a dumped man and a little annoying girl. But, they all fail so often that it seems comical. Carbon Monozide poisoning fails, they try to hang themselves but the branch breaks and they attempt to jump in front of a train but someone beats them to it... so instead they begin to travel around together trying to find alternate ways.

They finally decide that life it alright... and they run into little slugger. Instead of being frightened they chase him, begging to be clobered to death = he flees in terror.

And at the end... it turns out that they are actually already dead... ish

And the last shot is of a condom vending machine.

How much crack did these people smoke?!