And All The Boys And Girls Sing Na Na Na Na Na

So... me, Kerry and Laura kind of have guitar-slash-bass lessons. I really REALLY hope the whole band thing works out because a) it would be amazing and b) i would really love to stick my guitar up Blood Red Retard's arses. Especially that lanky one. Who does she think she is! Pah.

On a brighter note, at the weekend we all went out for a meal for RT's birthday which was a great night for many reasons; First of all we got given these hooters which obviously entertained us for hours... but the most comedyfied moment was when everyone suggested we just split the bill 10 ways... Now, us being cheapskates had obviously picked the cheapest thing on the menu but it appeared that everyone else was not so cheap, so every time someone ordered something all i could see was loz grabbing the menu and looking for the price which made me start laughing (expecially because i was doing exactly the same), but then it got funnier when everyone decided to order garlic bread and we were like woah woah woah... garlic bread!? And not only did they order ONE garlic bread but TWO! I actually don't know why we found it so funny but it was just hilarious, especially when Becca noticed we weren't too pleased with these arrangements and suggested that we pay separately hahaha. (I have just read this back and it doesn't sound funny at all but it really really was). There were other comedy moments at the meal such as When RT got party poppers stuck in her hair... and other things but my memory is crap.

Anyway the meal finished about half 9ish so everyone was like let's go to a club, and we were obviously like JENX but in the end we decided it was more practical to go somewhere free as we couldn't afford a taxi so we'd have to leave in time for the last bus anyways... so anyway, yeah we went to Cahoots instead which is FULL of dodgy people including this trés dodgy man who kept trying to get us to go on the podium and to top it all off he was like 40 and balding and for once I am not exaggerating. I bet he was sweaty, too. We got a cool picture taken though and I would scan it but my Dad appears to have blocked the scanner from starting up as well as blocking everything else. He is an idiot.

On Sunday we went to town and sat on the beach and had a very interesting conversation that started off with someone asking where the donkeys on the beach live and ended up being a conversation about horse sex. Good times.

Ordinary Boys gig tomorrow! With The Subways and Hard-Fi ooof what a gig that will be!



Over the counter culture
Well that's right where you belong
You try to sever your ties with the London skies
But you've got the whole thing wrong
You try to be so different
As does everybody else
Create your own distinctions
And flaunt them for yourself

Over the counter culture
With your cards and catalogues
The mainstream wipes the river bed clean
You're just wrong, you're just wrong

You think you followed your heart again
Now it's in to be out
Destroy the plans and just start again
Don't pretend to not pretend at all

Over the counter culture
Well you live your life in waves
Last year's dream was a terrible scheme
This new fad will fade

Let's see, what can we be now?
That hasn't been done before?
Oh shut your eyes, look inside

You think you followed your heart again
Now it's in to be out
Destroy the plans and just start again
Don't pretend to not pretend at all

Don't pretend to not pretend at all
Don't pretend to not pretend at all



now i will leave you with a comedy moment of the day. picture the scene: a load of people sat around a table in the college common room. me and loz are desperately trying to remember who sings "that 'wake up' song."

Loz: Becca, who sings that Wake Up song? The one that goes...
Me et Loz: *singing beautifully* Wake up it's a beautiful morning, feel the sun shining for your eyes...
Becca: Ohhh, isn't it by Suzanne Shaw's boyfriend?
Me et Loz: DARREN DAY!? *absolutely die laughing*
Becca: Oh no wait... he sung that Summer Holiday song...
*we die laughing some more and have to make a quick exit to the toilets. Loz is obviously crying*

So funny.