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Two restaurant-related stories for you:

1. The other day, Scott and I went out to eat. The service was quick and since it was only us two we weren't there for very long. But somehow during our short visit THREE employees found the time to come by and ask us how our food was (they were all standing around the front desk and saw each other do it, too! SUSPICIOUS.) They were like... all within a couple minutes of each other. I suspect we were either given a very slow-acting poison, or we just eat so little that we managed to ingest just UNDER the lethal limit.

2. We were at Outback the other day celebrating Scott's new job (with Yoshi & Sally) and when they refilled my Coke they brought me back Diet Coke. Me, of all people! I can just imagine the thought process: "Hey! There's a girl who looks like she weighs less than a photo of herself, I bet she's trying to lose weight." I mean jesus christ even if I had ordered Diet they should have brought me regular just to try and fatten me up.

I just thought I would let you all know of the dangers of restaurants and assure you I'm still alive even after these two clear attempts on my life.

Writer's Block: You and A Fictional Character of Your Choice

[Aug. 27th, 2008|04:38 pm]

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If you were stranded on an island with a fictional character, who would it be and why?

Submitted by mesnyder_92

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Damn, the 10th Doctor. I mean... all alone on a desert island??? Oh jesus christ. That's like... fuck, that's awesome. Unfortunately since he's so clever I'm sure he'd find a way of getting us off the island. :(

I don't know why this is so funny to me.

[Aug. 27th, 2008|01:49 pm]

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[	Current Music	\|	Green Wing	]

Stephen Merchant's cameo on Green Wing is possibly the best thing I have seen in my adult life.

I have the best family.

[Aug. 26th, 2008|02:53 pm]

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Last night I was playing a puzzle game online against Brandon. Just after I'd won, I get a text message from Jeffrey saying "You were adopted!" Apparently his aim was to distract me so Brandon could win but was too late. :D

WTF, Windows?

[Aug. 22nd, 2008|03:31 am]

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Windows made me update, then restart, and then once it booted again it had a little popup informing me that I'd just updated and restarted? Well no shit?

I will generically rant vaguely and then feel better maybe?

[Aug. 22nd, 2008|02:13 am]

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This is going to sound whiny but I don't give a crap. Better to get angry than to sulk and feel crappy right? Well... I think so anyway, and this is me time!

I don't understand people well at all. I just don't. I really and truly don't. I've always felt like I'm missing some essential thing that everyone else inherently has. Rules of social etiquette or intuition that every single other person on the planet seems to have been born with, but I wasn't. I look at things logically and I try to understand, and I just so sick of it. I'm tired of trying to understand People in General. I keep trying to get people, and failing. I don't fucking get it. What do all you people know or have that I don't? Because whenever I screw up, I don't even understand what I've done MOST of the time. And everyone else always acts like it's so obvious and I should have known better. Well fuck it. I give up and just don't care anymore. It's tiring as all hell. Physically and mentally. It's too much work to bother.

I'm so glad I don't believe in God, because it's times like this I would be really pissed at the bastard. What kind of sick fuck would you have to be to make humans social creatures? It's fucking terrible. Whenever I'm feeling social it's coupled with extremely strong feelings of resentment. I honestly believe I would be a happier person, that we all would be, if we didn't NEED other people to survive. I don't want to need people. I hate people. People suck. They make no goddamn sense except to each other (but not me.)

Animals are so much better. They don't get annoyed at you unless you do something REALLY bad like chop off one of their limbs or wake them when they are sleeping. Why aren't people this simple? Why do we have all these ridiculous, arbitrary, nonsensical rules and boundaries? And why do we enforce them the way we do - expect everyone to inherently know all of them, and get annoyed if they violate one of these sacred laws? People, as a species, suck.

I think I'm annoyed at myself more than anything. What don't I get about people? About how they function, about their rules? What made me this way? Is it my fault? What can be done? Do I even care anymore?

I look forward to being a crazy old cat lady.

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YAY.

[Aug. 21st, 2008|10:38 pm]

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OMGOMGOMGOMGOMG.

Ratchet & Clank Future: Quest for Booty hit the PSN today. I just finished it.

OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMG.

I only update my Journal with this uselessness because Scott hasn't played through it yet so I have nobody to squee with. :(

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Writer's Block: Your Favorite Series: One Last Go Round

[Aug. 21st, 2008|03:16 pm]

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If you could pick any TV show that has been off the air to come back for one more season, which show would you pick and why?

Submitted by idle_kid_city

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Red Dwarf. I mean come on, ending on a massive cliffhanger? Sure, every series of the show ends with one so it was fitting... but also obvious that it wasn't intended to be a definitive end. That said, it would be fucking weird to see them all TEN YEARS LATER now. D: Goddammit you guys, should have followed shit up back in 98. :P

ATTENTION CITIZENS!

[Aug. 18th, 2008|08:04 pm]

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The time has come! I have entered the 20th (yes, 20th) century and now have a cell phone!

It's Scott's old phone. So if you have his phone number, that is my phone number. I'm sure he will let you all know what his new number is shortly.

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Yay

[Aug. 17th, 2008|08:24 pm]

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[	Current Music	\|	Never Mind the Buzzcocks	]

An eight year old boy today couldn't tell if I was a boy or a girl.

I love how every time it seems I get my self image up to a decent level something comes and absolutely destroys it again.