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Friday, August 20, 2004

6:52PM

DUDE! guess what! i just got PSP7! so i can make icons!! YAAAAAAAAAY!!! so yeah, that's all...

OH! and i got kittens. thay're so cute! i have a black one named atra and a tabby one named alia. cute, eh? they have a doctor's appt. on monday at 9:30. (uh, vet's appt.)

so yeah, i think that's all. :)

Current mood: happy

Friday, August 13, 2004

6:26AM

Which movie? by travel_crazy
Username
Favourite colour
You belong in
And your co-star should bedragonessupreme
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oh, man. that was a good movie! the book wasn't NEARLY as good.

Current mood: exhausted

Sunday, August 8, 2004

2:03AM

wow. been awhile. still not much to say. i've been busy. >_< oh well. more later, maybe.

Saturday, July 24, 2004

4:24PM

The University of Blogging

Presents to
ezra_

An Honorary
Bachelor of
Boredom

Majoring in
Attention Seeking
Signed
Dr. GoQuiz.com
®

Username:


Blogging Degree
From Go-Quiz.com

Current mood: curious

1:27AM - hee hee hee...

i claimes ioan gruffudd at actor_claim ! hells yeah!! :D:D:D:D i can't beleive nobody's claimes him yet! hee hee... (if this doesn't work out i'll be so pissed...) anyhoo, gonna get my laptop soon.. hopefully one like the one i'm using now.. :D it's so awesome... it belongs to my boss... it's got a 17" inch lcd screen... oh, so sweet... :D when i get mine, i'm getting a fast internet thingy... fuck all this slow shit!! i'm tired of waiting for half an hour to load graphics. (see how mother fucking slow the comps i use are??) hmm... so yes. :) i'm getting a laptop!! *squeals*

ok, so, now i'm a pig? (j/k)

oh, and this really cute guy in the hotel elevator *talked* to me... i'm sure he was just being nice, but no guys ever talk to me... i'm such a nerd... :)

Current mood: bouncy

Monday, July 19, 2004

4:34PM


Jackass Is Painful Love

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Saturday, June 26, 2004

4:23PM - long time no tipe-y


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Ezra, the slightly off. Yeah, that's me alright...
Strengths: Eh... I read fast and I have awesome memory skills when it comes to movies and books.
Weaknesses: Procrastination and . . . ummmm . . . I'll think of some more later.
Special Skills: I'm good at being melancholy.
Weapons: Sarcasm... and i bite.
Men who should be afraid . . . very, very afraid: Alan Rickman, Orlando Bloom, Johnny Depp, Billy Boyd, Sean Astin, Heath Ledger


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ok, they shouldn't be afraid. i just think they're cute. :D (just wanted to make it clear that i'm not a scary stalker-type girl)

Current mood: tired

Friday, June 18, 2004

2:46AM - oh, hell yeah... lol

legobabe
You are a pervy Elf fancier! so you don't like
hobbits, that's ok! Hobbits are not for
everyone. I must admit, however that you do
have awesome taste.


Are you a pervy hobbit fancier?
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and here are the rest....

eli
You are not a pervy hobbit fancier! You are
however, a pervy Elijah Wood fancier....but who
could really blame you. Just look at the boy!
*sigh*


Are you a pervy hobbit fancier?
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sam
You are a pervy Frodo fancier! better known as
Sam...you do like hobbits, but it has to be
Frodo...and you have an urge to kill anyone who
tries anything with Mr. Frodo...


Are you a pervy hobbit fancier?
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hobbits
You are a pervy Hobbit fancier! You don't really
care who they are, or what they do, as long as
they're short and have really harry feet!


Are you a pervy hobbit fancier?
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oh, and here's what i got on another quiz:

lego
You are Legolas, prince of Mirkwood! You are a
total hottie! who cares if you act like a sissy
now and then, you're awesome in battle and you
look good in tights.


Which famous elf are you?
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and just because he's so cool:

link
You are Link! you may not be royalty, but you have
the right connections and maybe if you rescue
Zelda enough times, she'll smarten up and stay
out of trouble.


Which famous elf are you?
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Your Lord of the Rings hookup
Name
Zodiac Sign
Flavour
You meet Dom Monaghan
When August
What happens You molest him
Your future together (8) - As I see it, yes. - (8)
How sexy does he think you are? - 75%
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oh, my god, that's hilarious!


Which Sin Are You?
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DOB
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You are... Not a sin
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umm... ok then... :?

2:11AM - eh...?

ezra_'s LJ stalker is _ballroom_blitz!
_ballroom_blitz is stalking you because they heard you are awesome in bed, and they want to find out. They are also slowly poisoning you!


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uhhh... really? is that cuz they're the only person that's posted on my journal?

1:36AM - stole this from someone else... "scarletavatar" (that random journal button rocks!!)

A COUPLE OF THINGS TO DO AT McDONALDS

When going through the drive thru, change your order everytime they repeat it.

Order a burger with no bun but with extra ketchup.

Order something and when they turn around walk away, then come back five minutes later and do the same thing again.

Park just the right amount of space away from the drive thru window so that they can't reach you.

THINGS TO DO IN A FINAL EXAM

Bring a pillow and fall asleep.

Read all the questions out loud and then debate the answers with yourself out loud.

Bring a GameBoy and play with the volume at max.

Do the exam in crayon.

Come to the exam in slippers, a bathrobe, a towel on your head and nothing else.

As soon as you get the exam paper, eat it!.

Every five minutes stand up, collect all your things, move to another table and carry on with the exam.

Every twenty minutes stand up, throw the paper on the floor, shout "FUCK THIS!!", pick the paper up again and carry on with the exam.

Laugh out loud at all the questions.

Start a brawl half way through.

Come in wearing a full knight outfit, with sword and shield.

During the exam take everything around you apart eg = chairs, desks basically anything you can get hold of.

Get deliveries of flowers, balloons, telegrams, etc.... sent to you throughout the exam.

Make your mobile phone ring every five minutes.

Play frisbee with a friend at the other side of the room.

THINGS TO SAY AND DO IF YOU'RE PULLED OVER BY THE COPS

Can you hand me your gun?.

Care for a doughnut?.

Whatever you do, don't search my trunk!.

There's no blood in my alcohol!.

Ask him where he bought his cool hat.

Pretend you're gay and ask him out.

When he says no, cry.

Touch him.

After you sign the ticket and give it back to him say "Oops!, that's the wrong name!".

Act like you're a retard.

Talk to your hand.

Try to sell him your car.

Ask if you can buy his car.

(after receiving a ticket) Thanks a lot, Officer Fuckhead!.

Say "Bet you can't keep up with me now you're on foot!" and drive away.

Hey! That's my beer!!.

Bad cop! No doughnut!!.

Is it true that people become cops cause they're too dumb to work at McDonalds?.

When he talks to you, pretend you're deaf.

Turn your head and whistle.

THINGS TO DO TO RELIEVE STRESS

Use your Mastercard to pay off your Visa and vice-versa.

When someone says "Have a nice day", tell them you have other plans.

Make a list of 'Things To Do' that you've already done.

Fill in your tax forms in Roman Numerals.

Tattoo 'OUT TO LUNCH!' on your forehead.

Go shopping. Buy everything. Sweat in it. Return it the next day.

Pay your electric bill in pennies.

Drive to work in reverse.

Polish your car with ear wax.

Read the dictionary upside down and look for hidden messages.

Start a nasty rumour and see if you recognise it when it comes back to you.

Make up a language and ask for directions in it.

THINGS TO DO IN SCHOOL

Set the fire alarm off and run through the school yelling and screaming at the top of your voice.

In assembly when it's all quiet stand up and yell "What the hell am I doing here?" and walk out.

Answer every question with the words = Cheese & onion.

Ask to go to the toilet every five minutes.

When a teacher tells you off start crying.

Laugh at everything anyone says.

Join in with other peoples conversations, if they tell you to go away have a go at them for changing the subject.

Write everything with your none-writing hand.

If playing football run away screaming whenever the ball comes your way.

Hand homework into the wrong lessons.

If running in an event on sports day, run the other way.

Fart and blame the teacher.

In detention ask if you can go home every two minutes.

Wear all your clothes backwards.

THINGS TO DO IN AND ELEVATOR

Make race car noises whenever people get on or off.

Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering "Shut up, Dammit, all of you just shut UP!!".

Stand silently and motionless in the corner, facing the wall without getting off.

When arriving at your floor grunt and strain to get the doors open then act emarrassed when they open by themselves.

Stare, grinning at another passenger for a while then announce = I'm wearing new socks!.

Meow occasionally.

Show other passengers a wound and ask if it looks infected.

THINGS TO DO WHEN ORDERING A PIZZA

Order a Big Mac Extra Value Meal.

Terminate the call with "We never had this conversation".

Answer their question with a question.

Tell them to put the crust on top this time.

Sing your order to the tune of your favourite song off Metallica's 'Master Of Puppets' CD.

Don't name the toppings you want, spell them out.

Ask what the order taker is wearing.

say hello, act confused for a few seconds, then behave as if they phoned you.

Change your accent every three seconds.

Ask if you get to keep the box. When they say yes, heave a sigh of relief.

Order just the box.

Imitate the order takers voice.

Order a slick, not a whole pizza.

Ask what their phone number is. Hang up, phone them and ask again.

Doze off in the middle of the order, catch yourself and say "Where was I?, Who are you?".

THINGS TO DO IN A PUB

Order a drink and pay with Monopoly money.

Throw the beer mats at the bartender.

Go into the toilets of the opposite sex and piss in the sink.

If there's a disco on dance when there's no music on and don't when there is.

If singing Karaoke sing the lyrics to a completely different song to the one that's playing.

Sit at a table and shout "WAITER!".

If there's sport on the TV and it's a repeat, spoil it for those who don't know by shouting out the results.

Stand at the bar and order nothing.

Ask if anyone wants to play hide and seek.

If some people are playing cards look at someones cards and shout out loud what cards they have.

Ask someone for change for a penny.

Order a drink and when they give it you change your order.

Order enough stuff so it comes to over ten pound, give the bartender a fiver, tell him to keep the change and walk off.

Wait for people to stand up and take their chair.

Chat up someone of the opposite sex with a burp and a fart.

Ask the bartender where the closest pub is.

Pick a fight with the door.

Go round the pub drinking other peoples drinks.

Current mood: apathetic

Thursday, June 17, 2004

7:46PM - some more quizzes...



take the "what's your dark secret?" quiz
| courtesy of mewing.net. where darkness and secrecy abound.



heh heh...



mewing.net



and that site so rocks. it's silly. (which is good)

i'll update again in a few minutes...

Monday, June 14, 2004

1:43PM - i love books

*bold those you've read
*underline those you own but haven't gotten to yet
*italicise those you don't own but plan to some day
*add three of your own
*post to your livejournal




1. The Lord of the Rings, JRR Tolkien
2. Pride and Prejudice, Jane Austen
3. His Dark Materials, Philip Pullman
4. The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, Douglas Adams
5. Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire, JK Rowling
6. To Kill a Mockingbird, Harper Lee
7. Winnie the Pooh, AA Milne
8. 1984, George Orwell
9. The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe, CS Lewis
10. Jane Eyre, Charlotte Bronte
11. Catch-22, Joseph Heller
12. Wuthering Heights, Emily Bronte
13. Birdsong, Sebastian Faulks
14. Rebecca, Daphne du Maurier
15. The Catcher in the Rye, JD Salinger
16. The Wind in the Willows, Kenneth Grahame
17. Great Expectations, Charles Dickens
18. Little Women, Louisa May Alcott
19. Captain Corelli's Mandolin, Louis de Bernieres
20. War and Peace, Leo Tolstoy
21. Gone with the Wind, Margaret Mitchell
22. Harry Potter And The Sorcerer's Stone, JK Rowling
23. Harry Potter And The Chamber Of Secrets, JK Rowling
24. Harry Potter And The Prisoner Of Azkaban, JK Rowling
25. The Hobbit, JRR Tolkien
26. Tess Of The D'Urbervilles, Thomas Hardy
27. Middlemarch, George Eliot
28. A Prayer For Owen Meany, John Irving
29. The Grapes Of Wrath, John Steinbeck
30. Alice's Adventures In Wonderland, Lewis Carroll
31. The Story Of Tracy Beaker, Jacqueline Wilson
32. One Hundred Years Of Solitude, Gabriel Garcia Marquez
33. The Pillars Of The Earth, Ken Follett
34. David Copperfield, Charles Dickens
35. Charlie And The Chocolate Factory, Roald Dahl
36. Treasure Island, Robert Louis Stevenson
37. A Town Like Alice, Nevil Shute
38. Persuasion, Jane Austen
39. Dune, Frank Herbert (i just can't get into it...)
40. Emma, Jane Austen
41. Anne Of Green Gables, LM Montgomery
42. Watership Down, Richard Adams
43. The Great Gatsby, F. Scott Fitzgerald
44. The Count Of Monte Cristo, Alexandre Dumas
45. Brideshead Revisited, Evelyn Waugh
46. Animal Farm, George Orwell
47. A Christmas Carol, Charles Dickens
48. Far From The Madding Crowd, Thomas Hardy
49. Goodnight Mister Tom, Michelle Magorian
50. The Shell Seekers, Rosamunde Pilcher
51. The Secret Garden, Frances Hodgson Burnett
52. Of Mice And Men, John Steinbeck
53. The Stand, Stephen King
54. Anna Karenina, Leo Tolstoy
55. A Suitable Boy, Vikram Seth
56. The BFG, Roald Dahl
57. Swallows and Amazons, Arthur Ransome
58. Black Beauty, Anna Sewell
59. Artemis Fowl, Eoin Colfer
60. Crime And Punishment, Fyodor Dostoyevsky
61. Noughts And Crosses, Malorie Blackman
62. Memoirs Of A Geisha, Arthur Golden
63. A Tale Of Two Cities, Charles Dickens (although i've heard it's not a good read)
64. The Thorn Birds, Colleen McCollough
65. Mort, Terry Pratchett
66. The Magic Faraway Tree, Enid Blyton
67. The Magus, John Fowles
68. Good Omens, Terry Pratchett and Neil Gaiman
69. Guards! Guards!, Terry Pratchett
70. Lord of the Flies, William Golding
71. Perfume, Patrick Susskind
72. The Ragged Trousered Philanthropists, Robert Tressell
73. Night Watch, Terry Pratchett
74. Matilda, Roald Dahl
75. Bridget Jones's Diary, Helen Fielding
76. The Secret History, Donna Tartt
77. The Woman in White, Wilkie Collins
78. Ulysses, James Joyce
79. Bleak House, Charles Dickens
80. Double Act, Jacqueline Wilson
81. The Twits, Roald Dahl
82. I Capture The Castle, Dodie Smith
83. Holes, Louis Sachar
84. Gormenghast, Mervyn Peake
85. The God Of Small Things, Arundhati Roy
86. Vicky Angel, Jacqueline Wilson
87. Brave New World, Aldous Huxley
88. Cold Comfort Farm, Stella Gibbons
89. Magician, Raymond E Feist
90. On The Road, Jack Kerouac
91. The Godfather, Mario Puzo
92. The Clan Of The Cave Bear, Jean M. Auel
93. The Colour Of Magic, Terry Pratchett
94. The Alchemist, Paulo Coelho
95. Katherine, Anya Seton
96. Kane And Abel, Jeffrey Archer
97. Love In The Time Of Cholera, Gabriel Garcia Marquez
98. Girls In Love, Jacqueline Wilson
99. The Princess Diaries, Meg Cabot
100. Midnight's Children, Salman Rushdie
101. Three Men In A Boat, Jerome K. Jerome
102. Small Gods, Terry Pratchett
103. The Beach, Alex Garland
104. Dracula, Bram Stoker
105. Point Blanc, Anthony Horowitz
106. The Pickwick Papers, Charles Dickens
107. Stormbreaker, Anthony Horowitz
108. The Wasp Factory, Iain Banks
109. The Day Of The Jackal, Frederick Forsyth
110. The Illustrated Mum, Jacqueline Wilson
111. Jude the Obscure, Thomas Hardy
112. The Secret Diary Of Adrian Mole Aged 13 1/2, Sue Townsend
113. The Cruel Sea, Nicholas Monsarrat
114. Les Miserables, Victor Hugo
115. The Mayor Of Casterbridge, Thomas Hardy
116. The Dare Game, Jacqueline Wilson
117. Bad Girls, Jacqueline Wilson
118. The Picture Of Dorian Gray, Oscar Wilde
119. Shogun, James Clavell
120. The Day Of The Triffids, John Wyndham
121. Lola Rose, Jacqueline Wilson
122. Vanity Fair, William Makepeace Thackeray
123. The Forsyte Saga, John Galsworthy
124. House of Leaves, Mark Z. Danielewski
125. The Poisonwood Bible, Barbara Kingsolver
126. Reaper Man, Terry Pratchett
127. Angus, Thongs And Full-Frontal Snogging, Louise Rennison
128. The Hound Of The Baskervilles, Arthur Conan Doyle
129. Possession, A. S. Byatt
130. The Master And Margarita, Mikhail Bulgakov
131. The Handmaid's Tale, Margaret Atwood
132. Danny The Champion Of The World, Roald Dahl
133. East Of Eden, John Steinbeck
134. George's Marvellous Medicine, Roald Dahl
135. Wyrd Sisters, Terry Pratchett
136. The Color Purple, Alice Walker
137. Hogfather, Terry Pratchett
138. The Thirty-Nine Steps, John Buchan
139. Girls In Tears, Jacqueline Wilson
140. Sleepovers, Jacqueline Wilson
141. All Quiet On The Western Front, Erich Maria Remarque
142. Behind The Scenes At The Museum, Kate Atkinson
143. High Fidelity, Nick Hornby
144. It, Stephen King
145. James And The Giant Peach, Roald Dahl
146. The Green Mile, Stephen King
147. Papillon, Henri Charriere
148. Men At Arms, Terry Pratchett
149. Master And Commander, Patrick O'Brian
150. Skeleton Key, Anthony Horowitz
151. Soul Music, Terry Pratchett
152. Thief Of Time, Terry Pratchett
153. The Fifth Elephant, Terry Pratchett
154. Atonement, Ian McEwan
155. Secrets, Jacqueline Wilson
156. The Silver Sword, Ian Serraillier
157. One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest, Ken Kesey
158. Heart of Darkness, Joseph Conrad
159. Kim, Rudyard Kipling
160. Cross Stitch, Diana Gabaldon
161. Moby Dick, Herman Melville
162. River God, Wilbur Smith
163. Sunset Song, Lewis Grassic Gibbon
164. The Shipping News, Annie Proulx
165. The World According To Garp, John Irving
166. Lorna Doone, R. D. Blackmore
167. Girls Out Late, Jacqueline Wilson
168. The Far Pavilions, M. M. Kaye
169. The Witches, Roald Dahl
170. Charlotte's Web, E. B. White
171. Frankenstein, Mary Shelley
172. They Used To Play On Grass, Terry Venables and Gordon Williams
173. The Old Man And The Sea, Ernest Hemingway
174. The Name Of The Rose, Umberto Eco
175. Sophie's World, Jostein Gaarder
176. Dustbin Baby, Jacqueline Wilson
177. Fantastic Mr. Fox, Roald Dahl
178. Lolita, Vladimir Nabokov
179. Jonathan Livingstone Seagull, Richard Bach
180. The Little Prince, Antoine De Saint-Exupery
181. The Suitcase Kid, Jacqueline Wilson
182. Oliver Twist, Charles Dickens
183. The Power Of One, Bryce Courtenay
184. Silas Marner, George Eliot
185. American Psycho, Bret Easton Ellis
186. The Diary Of A Nobody, George and Weedon Gross-mith
187. Trainspotting, Irvine Welsh
188. Goosebumps, R. L. Stine (not all, though)
189. Heidi, Johanna Spyri
190. Sons And Lovers, D. H. Lawrence
191. The Unbearable Lightness of Being, Milan Kundera
192. Man And Boy, Tony Parsons
193. The Truth, Terry Pratchett
194. The War Of The Worlds, H. G. Wells
195. The Horse Whisperer, Nicholas Evans
196. A Fine Balance, Rohinton Mistry
197. Witches Abroad, Terry Pratchett
198. The Once And Future King, T. H. White
199. The Very Hungry Caterpillar, Eric Carle
200. Flowers In The Attic, Virginia Andrews
201. The Silmarillion, J.R.R. Tolkien
202. The Eye of the World, Robert Jordan
203. The Great Hunt, Robert Jordan
204. The Dragon Reborn, Robert Jordan
205. Fires of Heaven, Robert Jordan
206. Lord of Chaos, Robert Jordan
207. Winter's Heart, Robert Jordan
208. A Crown of Swords, Robert Jordan
209. Crossroads of Twilight, Robert Jordan
210. A Path of Daggers, Robert Jordan
211. As Nature Made Him, John Colapinto
212. Microserfs, Douglas Coupland
213. The Married Man, Edmund White
214. Winter's Tale, Mark Helprin
215. The History of Sexuality, Michel Foucault
216. Cry to Heaven, Anne Rice
217. Same-Sex Unions in Premodern Europe, John Boswell
218. Equus, Peter Shaffer
219. The Man Who Ate Everything, Jeffrey Steingarten
220. Letters To A Young Poet, Rainer Maria Rilke
221. Ella Minnow Pea, Mark Dunn
222. The Vampire Lestat, Anne Rice
223. Anthem, Ayn Rand
224. The Bridge To Terabithia, Katherine Paterson
225. Tartuffe, Moliere
226. The Metamorphosis, Franz Kafka
227. The Crucible, Arthur Miller
228. The Trial, Franz Kafka
229. Oedipus Rex, Sophocles
230. Oedipus at Colonus, Sophocles
231. Death Be Not Proud, John Gunther
232. A Doll's House, Henrik Ibsen
233. Hedda Gabler, Henrik Ibsen
234. Ethan Frome, Edith Wharton
235. A Raisin In The Sun, Lorraine Hansberry
236. ALIVE!, Piers Paul Read
237. Grapefruit, Yoko Ono
238. Trickster Makes This World, Lewis Hyde
240. The Mists of Avalon, Marion Zimmer Bradley
241. Chronicles of Thomas Convenant, Unbeliever, Stephen Donaldson
242. Lord of Light, Roger Zelazny
242. The Amazing Adventures of Kavalier & Clay, Michael Chabon
243. Summerland, Michael Chabon
244. A Confederacy of Dunces, John Kennedy Toole
245. Candide, Voltaire
246. The Wonderful Story of Henry Sugar and Six More, Roald Dahl
247. Ringworld, Larry Niven
248. The King Must Die, Mary Renault
249. Stranger in a Strange Land, Robert Heinlein
250. A Wrinkle in Time, Madeline L'Engle
251. The Eyre Affair, Jasper Fforde
252. The House Of The Seven Gables, Nathaniel Hawthorne
253. The Scarlet Letter, Nathaniel Hawthorne (i hated symbolism after i read this)
254. The Joy Luck Club, Amy Tan
255. The Great Gilly Hopkins, Katherine Paterson
256. Chocolate Fever, Robert Kimmel Smith
257. Xanth: The Quest for Magic, Piers Anthony
258. The Lost Princess of Oz, L. Frank Baum
259. Wonder Boys, Michael Chabon
260. Lost In A Good Book, Jasper Fforde
261. Well Of Lost Plots, Jasper Fforde
261. Life Of Pi, Yann Martel
263. The Bean Trees, Barbara Kingsolver
264. A Yellow Rraft In Blue Water, Michael Dorris
265. Little House on the Prairie, Laura Ingalls Wilder
267. Where The Red Fern Grows, Wilson Rawls
268. Griffin & Sabine, Nick Bantock
269. Witch of Black Bird Pond, Joyce Friedland
270. Mrs. Frisby And The Rats Of NIMH, Robert C. O'Brien
271. Tuck Everlasting, Natalie Babbitt
272. The Cay, Theodore Taylor
273. From The Mixed-Up Files Of Mrs. Basil E. Frankweiler, E.L. Konigsburg
274. The Phantom Tollbooth, Norton Jester
275. The Westing Game, Ellen Raskin
276. The Kitchen God's Wife, Amy Tan
277. The Bone Setter's Daughter, Amy Tan
278. Relic, Duglas Preston & Lincolon Child
279. Wicked, Gregory Maguire
280. American Gods, Neil Gaiman
281. Misty of Chincoteague, Marguerite Henry
282. The Girl Next Door, Jack Ketchum
283. Haunted, Judith St. George
284. Singularity, William Sleator
285. A Short History of Nearly Everything, Bill Bryson
286. Different Seasons, Stephen King
287. Fight Club, Chuck Palahniuk
288. About a Boy, Nick Hornby
289. The Bookman's Wake, John Dunning
290. The Church of Dead Girls, Stephen Dobyns
291. Illusions, Richard Bach
292. Magic's Pawn, Mercedes Lackey
293. Magic's Promise, Mercedes Lackey
294. Magic's Price, Mercedes Lackey
295. The Dancing Wu Li Masters, Gary Zukav
296. Spirits of Flux and Anchor, Jack L. Chalker
297. Interview with the Vampire, Anne Rice
298. The Encyclopedia of Unusual Sex Practices, Brenda Love
299. Infinite Jest, David Foster Wallace
300. The Bluest Eye, Toni Morrison
301. The Cider House Rules, John Irving
302. Ender's Game, Orson Scott Card
303. Girlfriend in a Coma, Douglas Coupland
304. The Lion's Game, Nelson Demille
305. The Sun, The Moon, and the Stars, Stephen Brust
306. Cyteen, C. J. Cherryh
307. Foucault's Pendulum, Umberto Eco
308. Cryptonomicon, Neal Stephenson
309. Invisible Monsters, Chuck Palahniuk
310. Camber of Culdi, Kathryn Kurtz
311. The Fountainhead, Ayn Rand
312. War and Rememberance, Herman Wouk
313. The Art of War, Sun Tzu
314. The Giver, Lois Lowry
315. The Telling, Ursula Le Guin
316. Xenogenesis (or Lilith's Brood), Octavia Butler (Dawn, Adulthood Rites, Imago)
317. A Civil Campaign, Lois McMaster Bujold
318. The Curse of Chalion, Lois McMaster Bujold
319. The Aeneid, Publius Vergilius Maro (Vergil)
320. Hanta Yo, Ruth Beebe Hill
321. The Princess Bride, William Goldman
322. Beowulf, Anonymous
323. The Sparrow, Maria Doria Russell
324. Deerskin, Robin McKinley
325. Dragonsong, Anne McCaffrey
326. Passage, Connie Willis
327. Otherland, Tad Williams
328. Tigana, Guy Gavriel Kay
329. Number the Stars, Lois Lowry
330. Beloved, Toni Morrison
331. Lamb: The Gospel According to Biff, Christ's Childhood Pal, Christopher Moore
332. The mysterious disappearance of Leon, I mean Noel, Ellen Raskin
333. Summer Sisters, Judy Blume
334. The Hunchback of Notre Dame, Victor Hugo
335. The Island on Bird Street, Uri Orlev
336. Midnight in the Dollhouse, Marjorie Filley Stover
337. The Miracle Worker, William Gibson
338. The Genesis Code, John Case
339. The Strange Case of Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde, Robert Louis Stevensen
340. Paradise Lost, John Milton
341. Phantom, Susan Kay
342. The Mummy or Ramses the Damned, Anne Rice
343. Anno Dracula, Kim Newman
344: The Dresden Files: Grave Peril, Jim Butcher
345: Tokyo Suckerpunch, Issac Adamson
346: The Winter of Magic's Return, Pamela Service
347: The Oddkins, Dean R. Koontz
348. My Name is Asher Lev, Chaim Potok
349. The Last Goodbye, Raymond Chandler
350. At Swim, Two Boys, Jaime O'Neill
351. Othello, by William Shakespeare
352. The Collected Poems of Dylan Thomas
353. The Collected Poems of William Butler Yeats
354. Sati, Christopher Pike
355. The Inferno, Dante
356. The Apology, Plato
357. The Small Rain, Madeline L'Engle
358. The Man Who Tasted Shapes, Richard E Cytowick
359. 5 Novels, Daniel Pinkwater
360. The Sevenwaters Trilogy, Juliet Marillier
361. Girl with a Pearl Earring, Tracy Chevalier
362. To the Lighthouse, Virginia Woolf
363. Our Town, Thorton Wilder
364. Green Grass Running Water, Thomas King
335. The Interpreter, Suzanne Glass
336. The Moor's Last Sigh, Salman Rushdie
337. The Mother Tongue, Bill Bryson
338. A Passage to India, E.M. Forster
339. The Perks of Being a Wallflower, Stephen Chbosky
340. The Phantom of the Opera, Gaston Leroux
341. Pages for You, Sylvia Brownrigg
342. The Changeover, Margaret Mahy
343. Howl's Moving Castle, Diana Wynne Jones
344. Angels and Demons, Dan Brown
345. Johnny Got His Gun, Dalton Trumbo
346. Shosha, Isaac Bashevis Singer
347. Travels With Charley, John Steinbeck
348. The Diving-bell and the Butterfly by Jean-Dominique Bauby
349. The Lunatic at Large by J. Storer Clouston
350. Time for bed by David Baddiel
351. Barrayar by Lois McMaster Bujold
352. Quite Ugly One Morning by Christopher Brookmyre
353. The Bloody Sun by Marion Zimmer Bradley
354. Sewer, Gas, and Eletric by Matt Ruff
355. Jhereg by Steven Brust
356. So You Want To Be A Wizard by Diane Duane
357. Perdido Street Station, China Mieville
358. The Tenant of Wildfell Hall, Anne Bronte
359. Road-side Dog, Czeslaw Milosz
360. The English Patient, Michael Ondaatje
361. Neuromancer, William Gibson
362. The Epistemology of the Closet, Eve Kosofsky Sedgwick
363. A Canticle for Liebowitz, Walter M. Miller, Jr
364. The Mask of Apollo, Mary Renault
365. The Gunslinger, Stephen King
366. Romeo and Juliet, William Shakespeare
367. Absalom, Absalom, William Faulkner
368. The Sun Also Rises, Ernest Hemingway
369. Dreamhouse, Alison Habens
370. Hyperion, by Dan Simmons
371. Prospero's Children, Jan Siegel
372. Gaudy Night, Dorothy Sayers
373. Guns, Germs, and Steel, Jared Diamond
374. Enchantment, Orson Scott Card
375. Cetaganda, Lois McMaster Bujold
376. Beauty, Sheri S. Tepper
377. The Hour of the Star, Clarice Lispector
378. The Patron Saint of Liars, Ann Patchett
379. Sexing the Cherry, Jeanette Winterson
380. A Wizard of Earthsea, Ursula Le'Guin
381. Assassin's Apprentice, Robin Hobb
382. The Axis Trilogy, Sara Douglass
383. Peter Pan, J. M. Barrie
384. Sabriel, Garth Nix
385. Neverwhere, Neil Gaiman
386. The Silence of the Lambs, Robert Harris
387. The Hot Zone, Richard Preston
388. Night, Elie Wiesel
389. Einstein's Dreams, Alan Lightman
390. The Big Sleep, Raymond Chandler
391. Stardust, Neil Gaiman
392. Kissing the Witch, Emma Donoghue
393. The Wrong Boy, Willy Russell
394. Foundation, Isaac Asimov
395. Siddhartha, Herman Hesse
396. Cry, The Beloved Country, Alan Paton
397. The Da Vinci Code, Dan Brown
398. The Lovely Bones, Alice Sebold
399. A Great and Terrible Beauty, Libba Bray
400. Slaughterhouse Five, Kurt Vonnegut
401. Blood Meridian, Cormac McCarthy
402. Hot Water Music, Charles Bukowski
403. Lord Jim, Joseph Conrad
404. Birdy, William Wharton
405. Ham On Rye, Charles Bukowski
406. 100 Selected Poems, E.E. Cummings
407. The Sheltering Sky, Paul Bowles
408. Fire Bringer, David Clement Davies
409. Ship of Magic - Robin Hobb
410. Abhorsen-Garth Nix
411. The Salmon of Doubt, Douglas Adams
412. The Island of Dr. Moreau, H.G. Wells
413. Smoke and Mirrors, Neil Gaiman
414. Deed of Paksenarrion, Elizabeth Moon
415. A Game of Thrones, George RR Martin
416. On Writing, Stephen King

417. Lirael, Garth Nix

418. Lady Knight, Tamora Pierce

419.The Woman who Rides Like a Man, Tamora Pierce

420. The Vampire Lestat by Anne Rice

421. The Last Vampire (1-6) by Christopher Pike

422. A Spell for Chameleon by Peirs Anthony

423. Protector of the Small by Tamora Peirce

Current mood: accomplished

1:05PM - i stole this quiz from numairsmagelet :)

You are Mr. Darling!
Which Peter Pan (2003 Movie) Character Are You Most Like?

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awww... well, i haven't seen the new peter pan yet, but mr.darling didn't seem like an ok guy. :/


and i am sooo tired!! i just woke up, and i'm still tired! arg!!

Current mood: drained

2:01AM

ezra_
is a
Coconut-Eating Sea Monkey


...with a Battle Rating of 4.1



To see if your Food-Eating Battle Monkey can
defeat ezra_, enter your name:



lol


ok, i've gotta stop... i need sleep!!!

1:57AM - oh yeah.

http://thesurrealist.co.uk/slang

and for more insanely entertaining things, go here: http://thesurrealist.co.uk/

1:56AM - lol

Doctor Unheimlich has diagnosed me with
Ezra_'s Lurgy
Cause:lack of sleep
Symptoms:slightly dry skin, red eye, excessive feather growth
Cure:take two spoons of cough medicine a day until it goes away
Enter your name, for your own diagnosis:

Current mood: sleepy

1:45AM - hutta.com

Haiku by ezra_
about the music
and would even turn your back
on fame just to stay
Username:
Haiku! by Hutta.



???

lol... that's a pretty good site. :)

How to make a ezra_
Ingredients:

5 parts mercy

1 part arrogance

1 part
Method:
Add to a cocktail shaker and mix vigorously. Add a little lovability if desired!


Username:


Personality cocktail
From Go-Quiz.com


1 part blank?? hmmm. that'll be hard to find. :)

EEarthy
ZZonked
RRounded
AAwesome

Name / Username:


Name Acronym Generator
From Go-Quiz.com



Open a fortune cookie!
Username
Do you like chinese food?
Your fortune You enjoy giving gifts of yourself to others, you will be rewarded!
Is luck on your side? (8) - It is certain. - (8)
This Quiz by Confused_Pete - Taken 31051 Times.
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Current mood: amused

1:42AM - :)


Cookie Generator
by Hutta

Saturday, June 12, 2004

11:30PM - quiz thing


What planet are you from?
Name / Username
Planet- Mars
Are you happy there? I bet not!
What do you do there? type on your computer
How did you get there? you don't know
What colour are you? Pink
What would your lifeform look like? a pair of jeans
This Quiz by Midnight_Sunrise - Taken 1623 Times.
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Saturday, June 5, 2004

3:49PM - i guess so...

Nirvana
Grunge! You're all about the music and would even
turn your back on fame just to stay true to
your roots... You reached your high in the
early '90s, but you're still making some good
stuff! Keep rocking!


What genre of rock are you?
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although i also like classic... i dunno. take the quiz!

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