11 March 2008 @ 05:30 pm
5 things I learned from ALIAS  
5- To be a competent spy, one must have a gorgeous figure and a wide variety of skimpy bikinis.

4- Just when you think you are understanding the plot; you get thrown a U-e of multiple twists.

3- Sydney Bristow is a bad!a$$ spy who takes her daddy, boyfriend, and/or bffs on all her missions.

2- Death is never a sure thing.

1- Sydney and Vaughn's love is like day-light savings... It resets every season premiere and gets resovled by mid-season to reset again around the finale!

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Mockery aside, I LOVE ALIAS.

As Krystle observed during one of our convos'- JJ Abrams always starts off with ingenius ideas that don't carry-out through the series. Great inventor with ADD is what we both agree on. *nods*

See, I think Alias had all the making of genius in the first half of season one. What made this show so great was:

1) Unique Pace - In a two dimensional triangular timeline. With the three main components being "Start, Build-up, and End." ALIAS, was one of a kind because it innovatively took "last half" of the timeline as its "first half" and "first half" of the NEXT story to conclude the show and keep fans on the edge of their seats. JJABRAMSISBRILL-ORACRAZYSONOVABITCH either/or!

2) Creative/Resourceful - I am not just taking about Sydney escaping by unlocking her cuffs with a paper pin here! I mean the overall picture, very cleverly uses plot points from previous/future episodes in a way that it flows without looking repetitive. I.e. Season 4, Episode

3) Huge Payoffs - And us CULT-FANS always like those. ;)
Alias was intelligent enough to "restructure" itself at least three times; with peripheral and even secondary characters changing spots; different dynamic all together with "Syd" and her main secondaries remaining the only constants. Unfortunately, it was the "restructuring" that contributed to the downfall of this show in the end. -.-

4) Relationships - IMHO Alias accomplished an unbelievable task of having a non-romantic relationship become a plot-progression point for the show! That of course being, Sydney and Sloane's relationship. It was so interestingly perverted and yet, you sit there going... "what was THAT all about."

Ashamedly admitting a keen fascination to Syd/Vaughn relationship too. *meep* For purely asthetic reasons. Of course their chemistry camuflaged into BLAH because jen was fucking ben and not ex-vartan due to the grand unnecessary story developments starting season 3. The 5 million new characters I couldn't relate to, didn't help either.

5) In A Genre Its Own - Alias is by no means perfect or an overall achievement considering the declined quality of seasons 4 and 5! But I think it will go down in the books as one of the pioneers in "SPY_FI" tv collections.

6) MICHAEL VARTAN LADIES! ♥ ♥ ♥ SEE IT, BELIEVE IT, TASTE IT... WITH SOMETHING CHOCOLATEY... (that was totally for jesmel ;))

I thought I'd review it now that I've kinda watched it all. Not counting JUMPED THE SHARK SEASONS. You know what I am talking about... :P
 
 
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teenwitchteenwitch77 on March 12th, 2008 01:13 am (UTC)
I think I'm one of the only people who loves the pure, unadulterated crack of season 4. I mean, apocalypse! Vampire-like diseases! Sydney and Vaughn kicking each other's ass! Lolz.

HAVE YOU WATCHED THE FINAL EPISODE YET?
here you kvetch.: {a} the derevkosintodelirium on March 12th, 2008 01:30 am (UTC)
I LOVED S4 too!:p you're not the only one!

yeah so it wasn't as cohesive as the other seasons but it was fun and had interesting drama! and there was a focus to each ep that didn't involve crazy pyscho rambaldi!

Serena, did you just breeze through all 5 seasons in a week??O_o
I like some of s5. not the ending. blech!
teenwitchteenwitch77 on March 12th, 2008 02:46 am (UTC)
YAY!

Exactly! And I hated season 3 and the crazy Lauren storyline, so it was such a nice change.

The ending is so like... I don't know. Lol. Season 5 kind of lost it.
here you kvetch.: {bsg} discarded traces of loveintodelirium on March 12th, 2008 09:12 pm (UTC)
I like Lauren but season 3 in general was just ICK! it was just one big push and pull. I hated it. but as a character I like evil!Lauren though personally I wish she wasn't another super seksi sekrit double agent. heh.

the ending for the spyrents wasn't very pleasant in s5 hence I didn't like it!
serenaelizabethswan_ on March 12th, 2008 02:42 pm (UTC)
*bats lashes* yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees! lolol

I considered your advice, I honestly did. But I couldn't stop myself from the OCDness. To be fair I haven't watched the first few eppys of s4 (because they didn't download) and almost all of season 5.

Season 2 was my favourite. How about you guys?
here you kvetch.: {a} the derevkosintodelirium on March 12th, 2008 09:14 pm (UTC)
lolz, you skipped through the eps anyway? I'm proud that I can get you into stuff I like but that is just INSANE! lolz. I thought you were OCD, you couldn't possibly watch the rest without the beginning!?

IRINA FUCKING DEREVKO YO. of course s2 was my favorite!
serenaelizabethswan_ on March 12th, 2008 09:22 pm (UTC)
Sure I can. And I did. I just really wanted to get it over with because it started getting lamerz.

Well, you watch some great shows. ;) haha I was watching some farscape bloopers earlier today.
here you kvetch.: {fs} all i needintodelirium on March 12th, 2008 10:20 pm (UTC)
serena dear, are you busy? give me a call yo!=p

I need therapy! there is no one to listen to my fretting!
serenaelizabethswan_ on March 13th, 2008 07:36 pm (UTC)
aw, I was out yesterday and seems like I am going to be busy most of the day today as well... how is tomorrow for you??
here you kvetch.: {tlw} self-pleasing artificialityintodelirium on March 13th, 2008 09:07 pm (UTC)
tomorrow as in friday? I have a HUGE surprise for you!:p
serenaelizabethswan_ on March 14th, 2008 09:52 pm (UTC)
tomorrow as in...today now. lol

don't tell me you got a new notebook!!
here you kvetch.: {a} the derevkosintodelirium on March 14th, 2008 11:21 pm (UTC)
CALL NOW KEKE
serenaelizabethswan_ on March 12th, 2008 02:40 pm (UTC)
haha, I don't hate season 4. I just think tptb just wanted to "up" the game from previous seasons and since they already had a twisted plot going, they had to go the distance in the "extreme crack" department.

When I was watching s4, I was thinking to myself -- the producers must know that their original formula works but they also know that the audiences would tire of the show if they kept Syd as a double agent as they had her in the first/second season. I think the transition from sd-6 to cia was my "favouritest" among all of the changes.

I don't hate s4 too much. I even think it had some really normal-ish episodes because they didn't have the Rambaldi crap going on in them. But I seriously HATE s5!!! I skipped most of it because I honestly couldn't take all the vartan-less eppys. Weiss and all the other people I've come to love all this time weren't there either. This is exactly the reason why I think House will eventually fail because as genius as Hugh Laurie is, he can't just carry the burden of the whole show's success without his secondaries!

I've only watched the first and final episode of season five. The fluffiness just killed it for me. lol
athousandsmiles: buns of yogurtathousandsmiles on March 12th, 2008 01:19 am (UTC)
5- To be a competent spy, one must have a gorgeous figure and a wide variety of skimpy bikinis.

Damn, there goes my career as a future spy. ;)
serenaelizabethswan_ on March 12th, 2008 02:42 pm (UTC)
:P
Casey: alias (geek)casey_bee on March 12th, 2008 07:11 am (UTC)
ALIAS FTW! :D You're making me want to re-watch all my S1 & S2 DVDs now!
serenaelizabethswan_ on March 12th, 2008 02:42 pm (UTC)
You know you wannaaaaa ;)
jesmel: desire_ellington_sneakjesmel on March 13th, 2008 08:23 pm (UTC)
I'm busy for a couple of days and when I check in, I find I've missed Michael Vartan and chocolate?

*licks*

Hello, baby!

And interestingly perverted is a great way to describe Sydney and Sloane. I was waiting for the day when I would have to avert my eyes so I didn't witness some inappropriate and highly disturbing touching between them!
serenaelizabethswan_ on March 14th, 2008 10:19 pm (UTC)
hehe, you did!

Sydney and Sloane give me a really creepy feeling but the pervert in me is oddly fascinated a little too.
Deej: [lilo & stitch] loldeej on March 14th, 2008 11:39 am (UTC)
HAHAHAHAAAA point (1) made me snort my tea out my nose! now my poor flatmate has to deal with having seen that, lol.
serenaelizabethswan_ on March 14th, 2008 10:19 pm (UTC)
lozol
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