Iconoclast

would you hit it?

does anyone else hate when people refer to livejournal posts are "threads" (the entire post, not a thread of comments) or communities as "boards"?

THIS ISN'T A FUCKING MESSAGEBOARD

I just saw this Commercial on tv


my face was like this the whole time

Porn star extraordinaire and mommy-to-be Jenna Jameson is looking to make some spare cash before her twin babies arrive. She's selling her silk Armani couch, with bids starting at $9,5000. If that sounds kind of steep, keep in mind that the shipping is free.

Her eBay post explains, "Now that she and her beau Tito [Ortiz] have purchased a new home and are having twins, they have decided that a silk couch might not be necessary."

Think about it, you could own what is most likely the most infamous casting couch ever. But if you're one of those people who is squeamish about sitting on furniture covered in strange bodily fluid build-up, we suggest you take all black lights out of the room.

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TAXI CRASH IDLES '30 ROCK'



SHOOTING on NBC's "30 Rock" was canceled Wednesday night after an out-of-control taxi smashed onto the Long Island City set, nearly killing a 9-year-old. It's believed "30 Rock" star Tina Fey - playing the ( cut for people who hate spoilers ) - was on set when the boy was forced to dive out of the way. "Everyone was waiting to film when this cab came out of nowhere," an extra told Page Six. "The street was very narrow and there was nowhere for anyone to run, so we all just stood and watched in disbelief as it hurtled down the street and smashed into another car." An NBC Univer sal spokesman confirmed, "Some actors were grazed by one of the cars involved. They were ex amined at a local hospital and released."

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Yikes, glad no one was hurt. NOW CAN WE TALK ABOUT HOW AWESOME THIS SHOW IS? BANTER.

who is the hottest gay in garbage?

This Sunday, 23rd November, there's a tea party from noon until 1pm at Rose Cottage, Hasty Lane, Ringway WA15 8UT (just off junction 6 of the M65).

Rose Cottage is a stunning grade II listed 17th Century dwelling, beautifully maintained by the current tenants, a family of three. It, along with three other properties are situated on the historic Hasty Lane on the edge of Manchester Airport.

• Nearby is a 300 year old natural pond hosting a colony of great crested newts.
• It is surrounded by dozens of mature trees and beautifully preserved and balanced ecology.
• It is an environmental and historical oasis in the midst of heavy modern industry.

The Airport plan to demolish the buildings, fell the trees and concrete over the pond to build two giant air freight cargo units.

More details, Facebook event.

how do you feel when artists use like for example u instead of you etc in the titles of their songs?

i usually don't like it except for when prince does it. hbu

i'm so bored
i wish it was sleepy time

what are you doing?

Was Ms. Peachez ever like an internet meme of w/e? I haven't heard of her outside of myspace last year.

Am I racist for posting this? Do you have a pan? Do you have a plan? Do you hea' me?

As the calender is lean at the moment, I thought I'd share a small bit of oral history from my Great Aunt.

My mother's aunt, a delightful 93 year old woman, grew up in Southern Illinois in a place you won't find on a map called "Frogtown."  We were discussing the election of Barak Obama and how I hoped it would, among other things, improve race relations in America.   As is common when talking with old folks, this reminded her of a story.  It would have taken place around 1928.

"Well," she said to me, "when I were growin' up they wouldn't let black folks stay overnight in the county. Any of 'em come through why the police would escort 'em through to the other side to make sure they didn't stick around. We called 'em 'niggers', you know. That was the only word we had for 'em. And all I heard about 'em was how awful they was and how you couldn't trust 'em, and how they'd steal from you and that they'd break your neck soon as look at you. So that's what I thought, you know? I didn't know nothin' else.

"Well then I was on about thirteen or so and I took a bus to St. Louis to visit my Grandmaw, and when we stopped a couple towns down the road , this black lady come sit right down next to me. Oh, I was so scared! I didn't know just what she was goin' to do to me. But then she started talkin' and she was so nice! She was just about the friendliest person I ever met, and the two of us had a good talk all the way to St. Louis.

"And I realized that all that stuff people said about them was just garbage. Includin' my parents. They're just like anyone else. Some of 'em are nice, and some of 'em are not so nice, and it don't have anything to do with what color they is."

how do you quit a job

I just got a job at macy's as seasonal help even though I hate retail and the pay is shit, but now I potentially have a better job and I want to let macy's know before they waste any more time training me.

how do I quit?

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=IrxXEKtZgSs


http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=gQpHTgC57tE

She's sooooo cute, friendly, and funny in this interview. She talks about Twilight and her crush on Robert Pattinson, her relationship with Mike Comrie, her new Depeche Mode sampled "Reach Out" being her 3rd #1 on Billboard Dance charts, her new album, her new NBC deal, and lots more. Definitely worth the listen!

I'm browsing bridesmaid websites for ideas for a bachelorette party I'm throwing in a month. I thought lessons might be fun.

Of course, I was a bit taken aback by the furry pole dancer. I did not realize there was a market for that.

Look at me, MA! I'm contributing to Twilight crap on ONTD!
I'm sorry. Really, I am.



Hayley from Paramore interviews Robert Pattinson from Twilight.

Robert admits he:
-can't act for shit.
-did the movie for money
-he's egotistical and has always thought people were looking at him


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Also, Robert Pattinson is fug.



Also, can we make a pact that if anyone on ONTD ever meets him, they'll ask if he thinks twilight is a good film?