Dear Friends, I have Returned...

My holiday in Virginia was quite pleasant. I really enjoyed walking along the shoreline alone at night having the cold blue/grey waves crash at my feet.

*Here is a list of interesting occurences :

-"Cluckin' Fershniken!"
-Dr. Iguana
-Finger math ("It Prepares you for the SATs!")
-Dramamine Girls
-"Its NOT nips"
-Cheese It Emergency/Alert
-Suicidal Crabs
-Suicidal Jellyfish (they looked like breast implants)
-Vinegar in my hair
-Chico's Pizza (Half cheese & half pepperoni, Literally)
-The Holy Hallway
-"It IS a whale!" "No it's not. Sit down and eat your dinner."
-Canned potatoes ("A can for each person!")
-Mother dearest's birthday
-Fork stealers (!)
-Food Lion ("RAWR!")
-Mad Gab taught my father how to read and write
-"I NEED to get out of the car! NOW!"

*There are many things I've either forgotten or omitted because for the most part,

"What Happens in Virginia Beach stays in Virginia Beach"