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Friday, September 12th, 2008
1:23 pm
I return!!!

So...um...everything seems to be all over the place at the moment. I currently work in Gamestation (which has to be the best job like EVAH! ...30% discount wooohooo!), I'm kind of giving up on the idea of portrait photography (unless anyone in particular requests it), and want to go into something equine related, ideally equestrian photography, but the idea of a groom is appealing to me now...I guess it runs in the family!

My dad is being a cunt, but what's new there? Somehow I'm supposed to save up for car insurance/tax/new car/decent camera/the whole adobe software package/pay off £1500 overdraft... which is going to be tough enough on the part time job I have already, as well as paying for gym membership, because my mum's making a deal about me doing my gold D of E expedition, not to mention paying about £150 month for "keep", even though I only sleep here occasionally, hardly eat anything here and NEVER shower here because the shower is utter crap. If I wanted a cold trickle of water that doesn't wash my hair, I'd go use a watering can filled up with pond water :p

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Thursday, May 22nd, 2008
8:18 am
In 2 days I'd have had diabetes for 3 years, and only this week have I been told I'm not supposed to adjust the units I inject at night depending on my sugar level...wtf?! Why have I not been told this before????? Why are the people who work in diabetic care so incredibly useless? Actually, not true, my dietician is amazing, but the doctors and nurses suck monkey balls, and are extremely patronising.

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Tuesday, May 20th, 2008
11:07 pm
I've just been doing some research and there's a photographer who has copyrighted her name. I didn't think you could copyright a name, because there will be others out there with the same name...surely? And by name, I don't mean like name of a company, I mean an actual christian name and surname. Some people have no clue about copyrights...just like that idiot who said he copyrighted a particular idea, which just so happened to be a very unoriginal idea that has been thought of by everyone who has done some art subject at some point in there life. 'tard.

Oh and talking of retards, I went into the shower with my bra on >.<
Aaaandm, when I was walking into town after uni, I was about to cross the road when this mini bus pulled up to turn left and the road is on a slight incline so when I saw the guy in the back gripping tightly onto the headrest on the chair in front of him and kind of shaking and leaning backwards (like if you go up a steepish hill and you're pretending you're on a rollercoaster or something)...well yeah, I thought it was funny and started laughing...and then I realised it was a mini bus full of people with mental disorders probably on a trip or something. I felt bad afterwards.

I have blonde hair!!!

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Sunday, May 18th, 2008
10:20 am
I got my eyebrows waxed yesterday. I've never had any waxing done before so I wasn't to sure what to expect, but as I've been used to sitting outside in the garden with my nan tweezing the hair off our legs, I figured it couldn't be as bad. I actually quite liked it, in a mild masochistic kind of way :p Moving onto legs next woooo!
And yaaay, they're arched and smexy xD

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Thursday, May 15th, 2008
11:22 pm
I just learnt all of this in about 10 minutes...w00t!

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Thursday, May 8th, 2008
8:27 am
My phone is going to be all sparkly and w00t soon. Come on air mail!!!!
xD

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Tuesday, May 6th, 2008
11:27 pm
I am severly addicted to para para. You know you've been doing it too much when you're given a link to a routine that has taken your friend over an hour to learn and you learn three quarters of it it in 5 minutes...however...I don't have sets...but I can do it in heels like proper gyaru. Go me!

current mood: bouncy
current music: Bandorero Comanchero

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Monday, May 5th, 2008
11:07 am
I'm noticed that I'm developing a liking for yellow and orange, although orange more than yellow, which is weird because I have never liked yellow, and orange was the absolute worst colour li3k EVAH!
So that's me updated. Woo!

Oooh and my mummy phoned me up asking if she can organise a massive friends/family/neighbours etc party for my 21st and she has ideas for the cake and awwww ^^ She said she was really excited. I love my mummy xD


On another note, it's scorchio here and I feel like I'm melting. I would go outside, but I promised myself I would actually get to it and do some work which sucks monkey balls. Although....I might be able to meet up with Janine and we can go sit on the cathedral green and study. Yays. Everything seems to excite me at the moment, it's totally ace. Except the fact that I'm realising I have less to buy for my gyaru outfit, because...I have a lot of it already =\

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2:02 am
I had an uber fun weekend...well friday/saturday. I met Lucie at the bus station around 11:30 to get the train to Riding Mill, but we missed it. I got the pleasure of watching 3 boys walk past me, all wearing exactly the same hoody. Skins has a lot to answer for. It's that whole kind of trendy style, but with that kind of lean to hip hop, that every guy seems to be adopting now, even that hat that Sid wears. I was wearing my New Rocks so that inevitably meant that some chavs shouted something at me, although up here it's usually like they want to shag you or something. Went for tea in costa while we waited for the next train and hid under my loli umbrella woo!

At Lucie's house, we did some para para dancing because we are both very addicted to it, like we can't even go a day without a dance, read Egg and then marinated the salmon for the meal we were cooking for us and her mummy and daddy. And then we went outside to phone Lee (Lucie's boyf) and roll about on the grass, and then we did roly polys and cartwheels, all whilst Lucie's mum watched from the conservatory, probably thinking like" Lucie, why do you hang about with Danni, she's a freak, look at yourself rolling about in the freshly mown grass". Then we went to a pub in Hexham with Lucie's friend Holly. Her mum is blind. I've never been in the company of a blind person, but it's kinda weird in a way, like I'm used to making eye contact when speaking, but there's obviously no contact there at all, but she was lovely =] We had 3 or 4 rounds of pitchers and by then we were all starting to feel the effects, being the lightweights that we are xD Holly's dad took us home, and we finished cooking the salmon ramen and we were totally amazed that you could add boiling water to noodles, leave them for 5 minutes and they're cooked. So for a few hours after we'd eaten, we were still in awe until Lucie's brother, Tom said "so they're basically like pot noodles" and we were disppointed that they didn't seem quite so incredible.
We watched Superbad and drank wine and then Tom and his mate Caveman came home from work with a bottle of free/stolen champagne so we're all sitting about getting drunk. Lucie's cat likes me. Apparently she never sleeps in Lucie's room, but she was insistent on sleeping in there the night I stayed, awww ^^

Saturday, we went to Newcastle for a day out on the green and shopping for a gyaru outfits for expo. I love Primark! I never really got to shop there before, but OMG 2 belts for £1 each!!! xD We were kinda gothed up in corsets, long black socks, platforms and stuff, and there were two occasions when chavs said to us "I'd shag you if you took yer boots off", we thought they were the same one on both times, but realised they weren't.
Oooh and we found these chav shops that sell really bright, almost neon coloured, hair extensions. Pefect for ganguro, yay!
Soooo excited about expo! Fortunately, I have a suitable top and shoes, so all I need to do is dye my hair that milky tea colour, get hair extensions and those flowers they put in their hair and we're pretty much sorted cos we went halves on make up and spray tan. Then we'll totally look the part doing para para in Trocadero

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Friday, April 11th, 2008
6:43 pm
Andrew left the house this morning and then my internet disconnected me. I've had problems like this before, but for some reason I thought it was related to him. Turns out it was. He'd unplugged the modem thingy. A whole day without the internet so the day I'd planned to actually get on with my work, do some research, edit photos to send to Jo and I can't fucking do it. I feel like a whole day has been wasted because my fucking housemate is a bloody eejit. And I don't like going into other people's rooms when I don't have permission...not that I knew he had control over whether we both have the internet working like. Cunt.
Which leads me to my next point, I swear, and am lik 95% convinced Max (surname Dicks....hehe, I'm so immature) is gay. I mean, does a tv really need to be surrounded with 3-5 air fresheners at any one point? Personally, he should give them ALL Andrew. I was almost sick when Max opened Andrew's door...boy smell plus grossness 50fold. Ick. Puke. Bleh.

/end rant.

And I feel it's about time I updated on An Cafe xD But at a later date! Lucie gave my email to someone she knows looking for a photographer for their band. I accepted his add and now I'm talking about it and they're gonna pay me and like ZOMG! I am so excited!!!!!! *flails*
Edit: Metal band, wooo! and he has two chinchillas which is just totally ace cos they're like little fluffy kangaroo/mouse hybrid. Awww ^.^
Edit2: I think I know one of them. Hehe

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Sunday, April 6th, 2008
12:15 am
So Mark got drunk and asked Lucie if he could talk to me over MSN, so she sent me a text to add him, lol. This is the guy that calls me Roger by the way, and I call him Mel :p And today I found out that this is the guy that texts Lucie the same thing as I do when on a train: "Wheeee! Choo choo!" WIN xD

Mark says:
lucie apparently Shags like a pirate
Mark says:
yargh
Danni says:
LOL!!!
Danni says:
On a boat? Or does she talk dirty in a cornish accent?
Mark says:
both
Mark says:
she climaxes enough to make you seasick


So wrong..

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Thursday, April 3rd, 2008
3:21 am
I went out today for the first time in like ages! The Wheel is soooo empty now, and it's closing next week which is really sad, but then not because it's not the same anymore. First year was where it's at...that's when I knew everyone, and it was fun, and the music was good and we all just pissed about. Today, it was (of my friends) just me, Rachel, Lunchie, Dan, Roger, Charlotte, and Fazz, and 3 of them were there because they worked =[

Dan kept jumping up behind me and tickling me and I screamed and then everyone turned round to see who it was and someone else screamed after, hehe xD

And then Lunchie, Rachel and I decided how much Dan looks like Samwise Gamgee, and then Keith played "They're taking the hobbits to Isenguard" :p
And to top it off, my conversation with Dan:
Me: You drunk yet?
Dan: Not really
Me: You Merry?
Dan: *nods*
Me: Like Pippin and Frodo? :p

And has anyone noticed that Absinthe and coke tastes like black jack? Yummeh!

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Thursday, March 6th, 2008
7:59 pm
I just weighed myself and I have lost over a stone since I was last weighed. I am soooooo happy :3 *does a happy dance*
The thing is, I have no idea how...I haven't been to the gym since last summer, and my diet isn't that great...I just hope my cholestrol is still low =D

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Thursday, February 14th, 2008
12:42 am
On monday (this week), I got my tongue pierced xD
I probably should have gone to the doctors to find out if it would be okay me getting it done, being diabetic and not being able to eat properly once it's done, but I figured that since previous appointments, they don't seem bothered about any problems I've had...severely sprained ankle - "Give it a week and it'll be fine" ((Several weeks later, I could walk properly, half a year to a year down the line and I still have like fluid on the joint))...my synovial cyst- "Well if it's not causing many problems now, just leave it, but it will possibly get bigger and more painful. Don't put pressure on it ..etc. ((I put pressure on it, put up with what felt like a sprained wrist for a week and it was all gone, no need for an operation or anything)). Gillian said I should be fine as I haven't had problems with any other piercing, so I went ahead with it. And I got it cheaper than the usual price, I'm guessing because I'm such a regular customer xP

Sooo now I'm living off banana and porridge oat smoothies for breakfast and soup for lunch and dinner. I still haven't really moved onto solid food yet, except those mini mini smarties, and I can just about eat with a spoon xD

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Monday, February 11th, 2008
11:03 am
It is sooooo sunny outside..possibly hot too but I can't tell yet because I'm only get the heat from the window. It feels like June weather, and I should be going out to meet Janine and sit by the cathedral eating jacket potato. I love summer! Yay. I think I'll miss Winter soon and want it back, because I'm annoyingly awkward =D

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Tuesday, February 5th, 2008
12:22 am
I'm quite hopeless. As much as I love my friends, there are some I obviously didn't know how old they are >.< Mallah is 19 tomorrow ^^ I thought he was older than me, hehe. I might have to go out a bit tomorrow, not much liking the idea of concrete though, it's boring and plays crappy music.

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Saturday, January 26th, 2008
12:03 pm
Sonata Arctica are playing in the UK in april

I'm tempted to go, especially if they play Don't Say a Word. Fucking love it! xD

current music: Sonata Artica

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Friday, January 25th, 2008
1:53 pm
Okay, so Heath Ledger diead recently. It don't bother me, in as far as I wasn't upset or anything, at the most "poor guy".
But then I read this:

Hate group targets Ledger
Members of Fred Phelps' Westboro Baptist Church in Kansas plan to picket the funeral of actor Heath Ledger with signs claiming the actor died and is in Hell because he played a gay character in Brokeback Mountain.

The church website displays a bulletin that reads: "Heath Ledger thought it was great fun defying God Almighty and His plain word; to wit: God Hates Fags! & Fag-Enablers! Ergo, God hates the sordid, tacky bucket of slime seasoned with vomit known as 'Brokeback Moutain' Heath Ledger is now in Hell, and has begin serving his eternal sentence there."

Westboro Baptist Church, is not affiliated with a larger denomination and is made up mostly of Fred Phelps' extended family members. Phelps and his church gained national attention when they protested at the funeral of Matthew Shephard with signs that read "No Fags in Heaven" and "God Hates Fags."

Recently the radical church group has been known for picketing the funerals of soldiers who perished in Iraq. Last year a Baltimore jury awarded the father of a Marine whose funeral was targeted by Fred Phelps' group nearly $11m in damages.

The funeral protests have lead 22 US states, including Illinois, to enact or propose laws to limit the rights of protesters at funerals.

Westboro Baptist Church is also known to condemn Muslims, Roman Catholics and Jews.


I fucking hate that religious group. They need to grow the hell up and have some respect for people...and seriously, all because he played a gay person in a film...he wasn't even gay! It's insane and totally unreasonable.

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Wednesday, January 23rd, 2008
12:36 am
Soooo....Heath Ledger is dead, eh?

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Sunday, January 20th, 2008
5:06 pm
Gah, I finally settle down to get on with the big evil 'D' word, and then Andrew decides to come upstairs and I'm assuming watching something that's totally hilarious? :\ I wouldn't mind so much if his laugh wasn't so incredibly irritating that it grates on me and because it annoys me every time I want to yell like "shut it" I lose my train of thought.

Not to mention the fact that the electricity bill is higher than the limit because he keeps using the tumble dryer like twice a week for over an hour and forty minutes a time...and I've mentioned it to him...so he still uses it. Inconsiderate fuckhead. Well I'll be damned if I'm paying it because the last time I used it was before summer!

I have an itchy finger tip >.

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