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roy's magical safari

little terror
remember that time I ran into Roy in the hall? and he was wearing a safari hat?

well Albano and I were in the car, coming back from McDonalds with a sack of burgers. and Roy passed us at an intersection driving a shiny newish blue car which I doubt belongs to him.



he was wearing the safari hat in the car.



I am not really understanding the need to wear a safari hat 24/7, pretty much, especially when you are not on any safaris and are merely traipsing along the hallways of Brock avoiding dumb teenagers, or attending Latin class where your hat would get in the way of the person behind you in lecture. there are no mosquitoes to foil. there is no beating sun to shade yourself from.

but I mostly am concerned about his peripheral vision. it's not like wearing a toque or even a baseball cap. safari hats = coverage. a little too much coverage. coverage of the blind spots you need to look at when you change lanes, for example.


maybe he plays jungle music in the car, or one of those cds that has forest sounds and bird calls. and turns the heat way up.

I don't know. I have no idea. what are your thoughts?

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