because of entries like this.


plus it would just be ludicrous. just ludicrous. it would be like trying to avoid eating peanut butter, or wearing panties. not only would life be less delicious, but you would be Britney Spears, and would have to be rescued from a hospital by Dr Phil. except in this case Dr. Phil would have to come rescue me from my basement lair because I would be too depressed to leave, without Livejournal.

plus instead of "rescuing" it would probably involve "calling the cops on the intruder and bashing him in the face with a frying pan only to realize that I just coma-fied an international talk-show sensation".