This is what I get for listening to Simon and Garfunkle on four hours sleep: weird name associations spawning strange drabbles. This is my first FMA fic, and likely my only; IMO it's so damned good there's no way I can improve on perfection. It's just that there's something so goofy about Roy and I can't resist poking fun where possible.

Rating: PG
Word Count: 200 exactly
Beta: none
Title: ( No Need to Be Coy, RoyCollapse )