Quote from a message board about a "mysterious creature" beached in New Guinea. Looked like a funky whale if you ask me.
"Why is it that whenever some great big mysterious thing washes ashore somewhere its half decomposed?

Why can’t the big mysterious things drop dead right as they make a short leap from shallow water onto the sand at some beach front marine biologist convention?"


OK, writer friends, I know that there's a story in that somewhere but I'm not all creative like that. Get on it!! ^_^