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[02 Oct 2005|05:20pm]
disclaimer: the following statement[s] may or may not reflect rose's true opinion in a time of rational and clear thought.

I HATE GAY MARRIAGE AND IT'S THE WORST IDEA EVER AND IT DESERVES TO DIE. I HATE EVERYONE WHO THINKS IT'S A GOOD IDEA. DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE.
i think it's almost crimes i think it's almost time

[27 Sep 2005|04:43pm]
audition. )
i think it's almost crimes i think it's almost time

[18 Sep 2005|01:31pm]
i want to line up everybody in the world who says they are pro-ana, and then kick each and every one of them in the face for being obnoxious, juvenile, and failing to garner my sympathy.



if you really want to get attention, contract leprosy or set yourself on fire or something. even something idiotic like that would make me hate you less.
i think it's almost crimes i think it's almost time

[16 Sep 2005|07:59pm]
everybody is all excited about football again.

i don't quite understand it.
i think it's almost crimes i think it's almost time

[06 Sep 2005|04:32pm]
gerrymander this: it's creepy
gimme yrchildren: and so not pc
gerrymander this: how so?
gimme yrchildren: CREEPY MIDGET MAN WATCHING CHILDREN GO TO THE BATHROOM?
gerrymander this: ha ha
gerrymander this: not midget
gimme yrchildren: yes!
gerrymander this: tiny man
gimme yrchildren: midget!
gimme yrchildren: that is another reason it isn't pc!
gimme yrchildren: THERE IS A MIDGET
gerrymander this: he isn't a midget!
gimme yrchildren: YES HE IS
gimme yrchildren: MIDGET
gimme yrchildren: MIDGET
gimme yrchildren: MIDGET
gimme yrchildren: HE IS A MIDGET
gerrymander this: i think you just invented that in your head
gerrymander this: he was just a man who was like two inches tall i thought?
gimme yrchildren: a two inch man would be a legal midget.
gerrymander this: you are crazy
gerrymander this: it's a tiny little man
gerrymander this: who, proportionally speaking, is normal sized
gimme yrchildren: a tiny little midget man
gerrymander this: not meant to reflect a real person
gerrymander this: therefore not a midget
gimme yrchildren: yes, midget! he's a midget!
gimme yrchildren: if you went and asked the government what a man who was two inches tall was legally
gimme yrchildren: they would say a MIDGET
gerrymander this: legally dead
gerrymander this: if this was supposed to be a real person who was actually two inches tall
gerrymander this: the kid would not be like "look! a midget in the bathroom!"
gerrymander this: it is just some magical guy who shrank himself
gerrymander this: and i cannot believe we are arguing about this
gimme yrchildren: a magical MIDGET who MIDGETLY shrank himself into a magical MIDGET
gerrymander this: no
gerrymander this: nononononononononononono\
gimme yrchildren: how do you know he shrank himself?? maybe he was just born that way?
gerrymander this: isn't he big in the rest of the movie?
gimme yrchildren: no???
gimme yrchildren: THAT WOULD BE EVEN CREEPIER?
gimme yrchildren: why would he feel the need to shrink himself to be in the bathroom? does being in the bathroom give him an inferiority complex or something?
gerrymander this: so he can stand on the sink or wherever
gimme yrchildren: or he could just be a normal person and stand like on the ground???
gimme yrchildren: plus it's a HUGE bathroom there are plenty of places to stand
gerrymander this: whatever
gerrymander this: i am not even having this conversation
gerrymander this: i'm going to go read now
gimme yrchildren: that's cos you know i won.
gerrymander this: no
gerrymander this: you are just crazy
i think it's almost time

[05 Sep 2005|02:43pm]
whatever! )
i think it's almost crimes i think it's almost time

[04 Sep 2005|01:22am]
things you could be wrong about. )
i think it's almost crimes i think it's almost time

[26 Aug 2005|10:59pm]
my creative writing teacher didn't know who ted hughes was.
he is no longer my teacher, i have decided.
i think it's almost crimes i think it's almost time

[17 Aug 2005|01:47pm]
well, after getting our yearbooks, i have decided that we all look better now than we did last year.

on a different note, i don't have gym with ANYBODY. i am going to be sucking at golf all by myself. same goes for creative writing. i am still perplexed as to why i ever thought to take that class.
i think it's almost crimes i think it's almost time

[05 Aug 2005|08:35am]
so i'm still on vacation, which i have been on forever, and i am definitely clearly 100% ready to come home. the first half was great, but the second half was basically my-cousin-needs-surgery-so-i-get-to-sleep-in-hospitals-for-fourteen-hours etc. yesterday i sat in my hotel room ordering room service and watching almost famous and the rainmaker and the talented mr. ripley and having a joyous old time.

the people at this hotel remember us. the one hotel assistant dude said he remembered us because i reminded him of betty boop. because i seemed so ladylike. i almost gave him a hug.

i'll have something more to say later, probably.
i think it's almost crimes i think it's almost time

[22 Jul 2005|01:56am]
wow. jack osbourne.

i think it's almost crimes i think it's almost time

[16 Jul 2005|12:33am]
I HATE SLEATER-KINNEY.

actually, let me rephrase.

I HATE WHEN ONE OF MY FAVORITE BANDS OF ALL TIME PLAYS 18+ SHOWS.

there.



and i was so excited for their "october midwest tour."
i think it's almost crimes i think it's almost time

[09 Jul 2005|10:04pm]
sorry for the token courtney love post.
but the next person who is like "eww courtney turned fat!" gets smacked.
first off, i don't care.
secondly, that tends to happen when you are off drugs for eleven months.
personally, i am glad for her. good job courtney. and your daughter is sweet looking.
i think it's almost crimes i think it's almost time

[25 Jun 2005|01:25pm]
howl's moving castle, kids.

even if you aren't a huge fan of the japanese, or miyazaki, or if you have a short attention span, or if you hate anything animated, i don't care. you need to see it.



it has given me such brilliant insults as "why don't you go find a field and stand in it?" and compliments like "it was very pleasant meeting you, even if you are my least favorite vegetable."
i think it's almost crimes i think it's almost time

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