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[02 Oct 2005|05:20pm] |
disclaimer: the following statement[s] may or may not reflect rose's true opinion in a time of rational and clear thought.
I HATE GAY MARRIAGE AND IT'S THE WORST IDEA EVER AND IT DESERVES TO DIE. I HATE EVERYONE WHO THINKS IT'S A GOOD IDEA. DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE.
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[18 Sep 2005|01:31pm] |
i want to line up everybody in the world who says they are pro-ana, and then kick each and every one of them in the face for being obnoxious, juvenile, and failing to garner my sympathy.
if you really want to get attention, contract leprosy or set yourself on fire or something. even something idiotic like that would make me hate you less.
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[16 Sep 2005|07:59pm] |
everybody is all excited about football again.
i don't quite understand it.
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[06 Sep 2005|04:32pm] |
gerrymander this: it's creepy gimme yrchildren: and so not pc gerrymander this: how so? gimme yrchildren: CREEPY MIDGET MAN WATCHING CHILDREN GO TO THE BATHROOM? gerrymander this: ha ha gerrymander this: not midget gimme yrchildren: yes! gerrymander this: tiny man gimme yrchildren: midget! gimme yrchildren: that is another reason it isn't pc! gimme yrchildren: THERE IS A MIDGET gerrymander this: he isn't a midget! gimme yrchildren: YES HE IS gimme yrchildren: MIDGET gimme yrchildren: MIDGET gimme yrchildren: MIDGET gimme yrchildren: HE IS A MIDGET gerrymander this: i think you just invented that in your head gerrymander this: he was just a man who was like two inches tall i thought? gimme yrchildren: a two inch man would be a legal midget. gerrymander this: you are crazy gerrymander this: it's a tiny little man gerrymander this: who, proportionally speaking, is normal sized gimme yrchildren: a tiny little midget man gerrymander this: not meant to reflect a real person gerrymander this: therefore not a midget gimme yrchildren: yes, midget! he's a midget! gimme yrchildren: if you went and asked the government what a man who was two inches tall was legally gimme yrchildren: they would say a MIDGET gerrymander this: legally dead gerrymander this: if this was supposed to be a real person who was actually two inches tall gerrymander this: the kid would not be like "look! a midget in the bathroom!" gerrymander this: it is just some magical guy who shrank himself gerrymander this: and i cannot believe we are arguing about this gimme yrchildren: a magical MIDGET who MIDGETLY shrank himself into a magical MIDGET gerrymander this: no gerrymander this: nononononononononononono\ gimme yrchildren: how do you know he shrank himself?? maybe he was just born that way? gerrymander this: isn't he big in the rest of the movie? gimme yrchildren: no??? gimme yrchildren: THAT WOULD BE EVEN CREEPIER? gimme yrchildren: why would he feel the need to shrink himself to be in the bathroom? does being in the bathroom give him an inferiority complex or something? gerrymander this: so he can stand on the sink or wherever gimme yrchildren: or he could just be a normal person and stand like on the ground??? gimme yrchildren: plus it's a HUGE bathroom there are plenty of places to stand gerrymander this: whatever gerrymander this: i am not even having this conversation gerrymander this: i'm going to go read now gimme yrchildren: that's cos you know i won. gerrymander this: no gerrymander this: you are just crazy
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[26 Aug 2005|10:59pm] |
my creative writing teacher didn't know who ted hughes was. he is no longer my teacher, i have decided.
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[17 Aug 2005|01:47pm] |
well, after getting our yearbooks, i have decided that we all look better now than we did last year.
on a different note, i don't have gym with ANYBODY. i am going to be sucking at golf all by myself. same goes for creative writing. i am still perplexed as to why i ever thought to take that class.
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[05 Aug 2005|08:35am] |
so i'm still on vacation, which i have been on forever, and i am definitely clearly 100% ready to come home. the first half was great, but the second half was basically my-cousin-needs-surgery-so-i-get-to-sleep-in-hospitals-for-fourteen-hours etc. yesterday i sat in my hotel room ordering room service and watching almost famous and the rainmaker and the talented mr. ripley and having a joyous old time.
the people at this hotel remember us. the one hotel assistant dude said he remembered us because i reminded him of betty boop. because i seemed so ladylike. i almost gave him a hug.
i'll have something more to say later, probably.
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[22 Jul 2005|01:56am] |
wow. jack osbourne.
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[16 Jul 2005|12:33am] |
I HATE SLEATER-KINNEY.
actually, let me rephrase.
I HATE WHEN ONE OF MY FAVORITE BANDS OF ALL TIME PLAYS 18+ SHOWS.
there.
and i was so excited for their "october midwest tour."
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[09 Jul 2005|10:04pm] |
sorry for the token courtney love post. but the next person who is like "eww courtney turned fat!" gets smacked. first off, i don't care. secondly, that tends to happen when you are off drugs for eleven months. personally, i am glad for her. good job courtney. and your daughter is sweet looking.
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[25 Jun 2005|01:25pm] |
howl's moving castle, kids.
even if you aren't a huge fan of the japanese, or miyazaki, or if you have a short attention span, or if you hate anything animated, i don't care. you need to see it.

it has given me such brilliant insults as "why don't you go find a field and stand in it?" and compliments like "it was very pleasant meeting you, even if you are my least favorite vegetable."
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