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I'm in a really bad mood. Like I totally can't stand that John Kerry lost and my clam chowder totally burned when I was cooking it and now people are totally getting this whole thing with me and Justin twisted into something that I totally can't stand!
By now you've all heard about it so what's the point in any of us even trying to defend ourselves because you totally know I am such a bitch that I wanted to cause some sort of ripple in the Hollywood ragloids! Like I could give a fuck about any of this but I know Jerkstin's a mama's boy and a family man and I might as well tell what happened so you gossipers can go back to wondering if Britney's totally pregnant.
The boys brought Sadie baby back to me over the weekend and Junkstin and I went out for a little bit on saturday just to catch up while JC was doing his QT with his beard. I had totally just snorted a not too small line and was so feeling tipsy from the peppermint martinis when we left Chateau and Us Weekly had totally paid the door man and these camera vultures to get pictures when we left the private enterance so we didn't have to deal with the stalkerazzi out front. Like, what the fuck is this? France? Are we looking for another Princess Diana disaster? Justin's a total wimp and I totally couldn't take it and I swung on the little fat man when he started screaming out bullshit about Justy being queer and me being his beard. I guess you could totally say Charlie would of been proud of his Angel for protecting a damsel in distress because we all know Justin's vagina's totally bigger than mine.
I think Ewan needs to totally call me so we can catch up and Jared needs to totally come out of hiding so my Drew-bear and I can spank him into kinky submission. And why doesn't the boys from The Strokes not have journals? That would be totally hot. And Ashley Olsen is totally my daughter, be nice to her. Pharrell, Pop my cherry like its ....
Remember not to buy Britney's lame attempt to stay in the public eye because I'll totally keep kicking photographers asses to keep me and JuJu on top of all the headlines.
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[17 Dec 2003|11:05pm] |
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Okay I am so tired.
I go back to work on Shrek on Monday. There is so much left to do, it's not even funny. We have half the movie left to voice and then they start the editing process. Work is boring. I guess if you have to have a job, talking into a microphone is a good one to have. I love going to voice on Shrek though. Mike Myers is hilarious! When we aren't voicing, he has everybody cracking up. It's almost as fun as going to the set of "There's Something About Mary" was. Although I have to say, Charlie's Angels was the best ever. Speaking of, where are Lucy and Drew? Are they dead? I miss them!
Happy Birthday To Christina! I am totally out of the birthday loop. I'm supposed to get reminders, but they never arrive! Gifts to come Christina, I am still debating what to get you.
I still need to buy christmas presents for, like, 10 people. I have no idea what to get anyone. I think I might just give 2 weeks paid vacation for Hawaii to everyone, and be done with it. Although that is a tad bit impersonal, it's easy.
I have 4 more days of vacation, so somebody do something with me. I have a variety of ideas. Movies, a lakers game, shopping, surfing, an amusement park, the zoo, the mall, golfing. Anything! I am so bored! So comment, and we will set somethin up.
Cammie
P.S. I am in love with Britney's c.d. I listen to it like 100 times a day.
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