this is a sex survey... from punkrawkstar... i changed it because i wanted too...

1. if you could fuck anyone famous who would it be?
christina ricci
2. why him/her?
because she's amazingly talented, intelligent, and gorgeous
3. where would you do it?
in a bed or maybe the space needle... heh.. that'd be cool...
4. where in your school would you do it?
in my old shcool... probably the football stands or the radio station...
5. who would be on top?
maybe
6. what time of day would it be?
whenever suites her needs
7. would you let ppl watch?
nah...
8. who of the opposite sex from the person in number 1 would you screw?
probably either josh harrnet or seth green
9. why him/her?
because they are sexy...
10. would any of your answers from 3-7 change because of him or her?
i don't think so
11. what about teachers?
heh... well to answer that question... i asked my PE teacher to prom my senior year... she shot me down but that's a different story all together... and also my first crush ever was on my 3rd grade teacher Miss Allen...
12. would you think you were dirty?
i'm starting to feel dirty already...
13. would other ppl think you were dirty?
most likely
14. do other ppl think you're dirty?
isn't that the same question...
15. with the person from number 1, would you do it three-way with someone else?
no... i'm not really into that...
16. would it be the person from number 8?
...
17. would it be the teacher?
...
18. who is the one person that you know, you wouldn't fuck for one million dollars?
regis from the millionaire show...
19. would you do it for 2 million?
nope...
20. from number 1, who would be your top 5?
people to fuck? i think that making a list of people to "fuck" is a bad idea... but...
1. christina ricci 2. angelina jolie 3. alyssa milano 4. claire danes 5. and i've been having dreams about alyson hannigan lately...
21. from number 8, who would be your top 5?
i think that this is really, really naughty...
1. josh harrnet 2. ben affleck 3. mark hoppus 4. seth green 5. devon sawa
22. if you could make a top 5 of both sexes would it include ppl from number 20 and number 21?
maybe... not sure...
23. do you ever just feel like ripping off your clothes and fucking the person your talking to just because?
wow... this is one wacky quiz... occasionally...
24. if yes, who does that most often happen with?
not telling
25. would you ever fuck me? me being the person who gave this to you
well you and i have never met... i mean i did enjoy our phone conversation and all but...
26. why not?
i don't really go on blind dates anymore...
27. would i have to pay you or would you have to pay me?
well usually i don't partake in prostitution but i have always been known to change my ways a time or two...
28. would you ever fuck your math teacher?
nope... he was a good looking guy and all but i really liked his wife alot...
29. would you ever have sex with anyone from number 20 or 21 in a church?
ya, in a confessional booth like on "detroit rock city"
30. would you feel dirty?
yes no doubt...
31. so you still wont fuck me?
ok fine... you talked me into it...
32. for the person on number 1, would you straight up fuck him/her or use foreplay?
foreplay is a must before sex...
33. straight up fuck - why?
...
foreplay - what kind?
it would entail lots of oral sex...
34. would it involve ice?
sure...
35. does water of any kind turn you on?
no not really... but sometime i might want to have sex under a waterfall like on cheesy porns... but i heard that chicks can run the bathtub water on their unmentionables to get off is that true? if so have you tried it? if so you are rad and also if not would you?
36. flushing toilets?
naw...
37. what is your special turn on? (for future reference)
well i like my neck and back rubbed... not like a neck or back rub but rubbed like all sexy-like...
38. why does it turn you on?
it feels good...
39. would you rather fuck your best friend or a total stranger?
best friend is cody or ryan... so probably not... but it depends on who the stranger is...
40. why so joe?
wait... the stranger's name is joe?
41. who would be on top?
not if it's this joe guy
42. would you ever be a pornstar?
no... that'd be unfair to my significant other at the time... and i'm don't really like being naked in front of people like ron jeremey...
43. have you ever fantasized about being a pornstar?
nope
44. if you knowingly had an std, would you still sleep with someone?
of course not...that's screwed up...
45. would you still sleep with someone who knowingly has an std?
isn't that the same exact screwed up question only reversed?
46. would you have sex in public?
yes
47. what is your ideal place to have sex?
well i hear that the bed is an okay place to do it...
48. why there?
because it's a bed
49. does every time have to be perfect?
i don't think so...
50. do i make you horny?
i think that the next time you talk to me you should try to turn me on...