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you can blame it on this southern weather.

you can blame it on anything.

Created on 2005-12-27 00:05:04 (#9110733), last updated 2007-08-01

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Name:	Ray
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RIP CASEY CALVERT

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I give a lot of simple advice, and I live my life through a series of ideas; when in doubt, go with isosceles or Africa, & straight men don't wear flip-flops, to name a few. I can't sing, or play guitar, or dance, but I sure as hell do it anway (in fact, I've become an amazing air guitar-er as of late). I don't drive, for many reasons- because I technically am a ward of the state, and because driving freaks me out. I am a nervous wreck all the time; my hands ALWAYS shake, I stutter, I trip a lot. I want to grab half the people I know and shake them, screaming "I'M BULLSHITTING YOU AND YOU NEVER NOTICE!" I'm opinionated, and I'm a self-proclaimed bad ass. Writing is the only socially acceptable constant in my life. Dull pencils really burn my ass. I take a lot of pictures, A LOT. I'm louder than a damn untitled rock show, and I am meaner than that kid who took your lunch money when you were in grade school. I yell at the sky a lot, and throw stuff at my friend and then tell them it was God (normally by pointing to the sky and laughing). I talk a lot of shit. I take life one screw-up at a time, and I don't think twice anymore. I listen to whatever music I feel like that day, sometimes it's Avenged Sevenfold and sometimes it's Panic! At The Diso. I am normally not sorry if I offend you. If you ignore me, I will make up our own conversation. I seemingly have little-to-no shame, but I have no problem embarassing you. If I say 'bless you', you'd better say 'thank you'. I go through crushes like old napkins, normally, but I am in love. You read that right, I know what love is. I also know that almost everyone who knows me hates the person I'm dating, but I really couldn't care less. Everything I write about is based off of one person and it probably isn't you. I harbor crushes on fictional chracters (see: Edward Cullen & Aladdin). My hormones are the epitome of teenage. Callipygan (trans: having shapely buttocks) is my favorite word; and the only thing I will remember from AP world history. The only thing I will probably remember from Latin is scortillium (trans: dirty little rotten whore). I say words like alas and things like well, smack my ass and call me Gerard in daily context. I eat soup out of the can. Sometimes, I don't remember what hot soup tastes like. I eat Ramen before it's been cooked. I am that girl who leaves the one second left on the microwave because I couldn't wait. Those stupid captcha things got bigger to condesend me, I always mess them up the first time. I can HTML like no other, too. (I learned it all from Neopets). I am one of the greatest people you will ever meet, and one of the worst.

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