Alexis, Payge, and myself were bored and looking for some random fun, so we headed out to Bob Woodruff Park. There's a playground, a lake, and some scary motherfucking woods.
All was fun, we ate some Wendy's, played on the swings whilst talking about fucking, and then we headed out to sit on the lake. Payge ran around pantless, then she chased some ducks & fell down. We watched crap come out of ducks. Alexis & I slowdanced while she sang Lionel Ritchie. We made a duck friend named Turk, who growled at me. Alexis & Payge are hoochies, and they showed their naughty parts to the ducks. I'm sure there's a lot I forgot, but I'm sure Alexis will remind me, again.
So we were sitting there, scratching naughty things into the railing with a pocket knife, because we're vandals, and we heard a bunch of screaming in the woods. It was a guy & a girl, and we thought they were having sex or something, so we ignored it. Then we heard her scream. We wrote it off as a sex scream. It was quiet for a few minutes or so, and then we heard the same guy yelling, this time at a new guy we hadn't heard before. We tried to listen but couldn't really tell what they were saying.
We ignored it again, and then we heard guy number 2 moaning, and it sounded like it was closer than before [or perhaps that was our paranoia]. Not pleasurable moaning, either. Like wounded moaning or something. Then there was some "FUCK YOU [insert racial slur]!!!!!!!", more yelling, and then "GO, GO, GO!". So we started going towards the car, duh, because once shit like that starts happening, there's no way in hell we're gonna sit there like idiots. We got closer to the car & started hearing "HELP!". We were all "WTF!" at this point, but once we actually got to the car, it seemed like it had stopped.
We started getting in the car when we heard more moans & screaming, but we couldn't really tell what was being said. We got in the car, decided to call the cops, & Payge told the nice lady on the phone everything we heard, and then we got the hell out of there. Duh.
I really have no idea what was going on, again, it could have just been some really kinky shit, or there might be a few dead people [I really hope not, because that sucks.] Regardless, that was some really motherfucking scary shit right there.