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Do you believe in rock 'n' roll?

Can music save your mortal soul?

Created on 2004-04-23 13:31:33 (#2927776), last updated 2009-07-12

4,899 comments received, 7,490 comments posted

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Name:Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned
Birthdate:1990-05-19
Location:In your closet, California, United States
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Teenage angst has paid off well
Now I'm bored and old






"Choose life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a family. Choose a fucking big television. Choose washing machines, cars, compact disc players, and electrical tin openers.

"Choose good health, low cholesterol, and dental insurance. Choose fixed-interest mortgage repayments. Choose a starter home. Choose your friends.

"Choose leisure wear and matching luggage. Choose a three-piece suite on hire purchase in a range of fucking fabrics. Choose DIY and wondering who you are on a Sunday morning. Choose sitting on that couch watching mind-numbing spirit-crushing game shows, stuffing fucking junk food into your mouth. Choose rotting away at the end of it all, pissing your last in a miserable home, nothing more than an embarrassment to the selfish, fucked-up brats that you've spawned to replace yourselves. Choose your future. Choose life.

"But why would I want to do a thing like that?

"I chose not to choose life: I chose something else. And the reasons? There are no reasons.
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